The True Man In the Feminist World
Chapter 17: There are new blows every day
Lin Yilong is really getting too much, so just call him Haohao. After all, that's his own nickname. Dad calls him that way, but sometimes he even calls him Xiao Haohao. Zhang Hao really couldn't be hard-line at all, these titles are definitely the biggest obstacle to his manhood!
And he didn’t want to call Lin Yilong the Xiaolonglong anymore. When he thought of Lin Yilong’s past six pack abs and a whole body of muscles, Zhang Hao really couldn’t scream anymore, okay, every time he screamed in embarrassment, I heard Lin Yilong’s sweetness. In response, he almost spit out his blood...
But I can't be too direct, or I will make Lin Yilong cry again, because he was unhappy because he didn't call him Xiaolonglong, so he had to use an excuse.
"Oh, it's really a **** presidential post."
Zhang Hao casually commented, and then said: "I just saw that the real brothers have very handsome titles, I think we should get one too."
After a while, Lin Yilong replied: "Yes, then we use my dear, or the husband and wife?"
What...what! ?
Zhang Hao was dumbfounded when he saw this message, and he shook his hand with the phone and fell on the bed.
It was extremely poisonous. Zhang Hao clutched his chest and almost didn't come over in one breath. It was really terrible. Brothers were called dears or husbands and wives. Lin Yilong in this world was already terrifying to this level, terrifying. …
Zhang Hao picked up the phone and deleted Lin Yilong’s message without hesitation, and then typed in: “You’re not cool like this. I’ve already figured it out. From now on, I will be your elder brother. You call me Brother Hao. Or Haoye, I call you Xiaolong, the repeated name is too common."
Zhang Hao thought it would take another time to persuade, but Lin Yilong agreed immediately and sent a sentence, but before he was happy, he saw Lin Yilong and said: "Then I will call you Brother Haohao. "
Zhang Hao saw this message, silently put down the phone, and gently rubbed his head with his hands. He felt that he had lost his skills. The tough guy Lin Yilong in the past would definitely not be able to save him. He has fallen into the abyss. Now let him Wearing cute short skirts and women's clothing shouldn't refuse!
"I still call you Brother Zhang Hao like Lingling~" Zhang Hao picked up the phone again and saw Lin Yilong's new message.
"Brother Hao is fine... You see how cool the two characters are, and they have a special feeling when they are typed." Zhang Hao put down these characters with a face of vicissitudes, and now he suddenly felt that the name Hao Hao is already very good.
"But such a good society, and I feel like you are a man." Lin Yilong replied immediately.
correct! I just want to be a man!
Lin Yilong simply said that Zhang Hao was in the pit, but he did not admit that he would not make the second mistake, because Lin Yilong felt that man was a derogatory term, and what he said clearly was treated as sick and then persuaded.
"A long, good-looking person will not be considered a man, I will only be regarded as a cool male god." Zhang Hao recalled Zhang Qianqin's previous sentence and said.
"Ha, that's right, that actor Jia Bingbing, who is known as Master Jia, is still a male god, since you like it, then call you Brother Hao, you can be happy." Lin Yilong replied.
Zhang Hao was so touched that he would cry, great! It turned out to be able to make it, and finally got rid of those silly titles, and no longer need to call Lin Yilong Xiaolonglong. Hurriedly said goodnight to Lin Yilong, and then he blew his hair and got ready to go to bed.
After resolving one of his heart problems, Zhang Hao felt relaxed, and now he has almost cut off his shoulder-length hair, which is troublesome to blow.
As soon as Zhang Hao's hair dried, he lay down on the bed and prepared to go to sleep, but when he closed his eyes, the beautiful scenery of Zhang Qianqin that he had just accidentally seen walking out suddenly appeared in his mind.
That big piece of snowy white and **** black underwear, just thinking about Zhang Hao can’t help his heart beating faster...
"What do you think about the person who will become my sister..."
Zhang Hao immediately patted his face to prevent him from thinking about it, but nowadays, can women's **** be touched indiscriminately?
It didn’t matter if a man’s chest was touched before, but now that it’s upside down, that means it’s the same for women?
Thinking of this, Zhang Hao had no intention of sleeping, so he immediately picked up his phone and started searching with nvdu. Who knew he saw a terrible message that could not be ignored...
Do women really push up every day?
Wait a minute, what am I seeing! !
Zhang Hao tremblingly stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyes, and then confirmed that he was not dazzled, like being struck by lightning.
"Nima's... won't be so poisonous, right? Is it possible for women in this world to be successful and that's not possible!! I*¥@!"
Zhang Hao almost died of poison when he saw this title, so he didn't dare to click in, for fear of seeing the information he didn't want to see.
So Qin Qin sister, Zhao Ying and those girls also have that thing! ? I…
Zhang Haoqiang resisted the urge to smash things, but still muster the courage to click in. This matter must be figured out. UU reading www.uukanshu.com doesn't want to have **** with his girlfriend in the future, his girlfriend suddenly took out a big guy!
"Oh oh oh! It turned out to be like this... okay, okay..."
Zhang Hao just glanced at it and understood what it was, his face turned from cloudy to sunny, and he kept rejoicing.
The woman mentioned here is the best thing. It turns out that the two points on the person's chest will be like that, which is not the same as the terrible possibility he thought.
Zhang Hao patted his chest in fear after a while. If the women were all cute girls as he thought, then the future would be hard to imagine.
Then Zhang Hao continued to investigate the matter of the opposite **** touching his chest, and found that the opposite was true, which was even more exaggerated than before.
A woman’s breast is now the lifeblood of the original man’s world. The purity of the opposite **** is changed. If you dare to touch it, you will be half scared if you accidentally touch it. If any woman pushes you on your chest, it is sexual harassment! Super abnormal!
So the one I met in the cafeteria before was super abnormal! Thinking in another position is equivalent to the previous man who kept against you, which is really terrifying...
But Zhang Hao doesn’t feel terrible. His deep-rooted education and concepts have not changed so easily since he was a child. Even now he still feels that it’s good luck to accidentally touch a female breast. He ate the other’s tofu by himself...
"There are new blows every day."
Zhang Hao rubbed his forehead with a headache. He was severely impacted countless times every day in the Three Views. He was about to be numb. He was also tired today. He didn't do anything, so he lay down to sleep.
Early the next morning, Zhang Hao was woken up by the cell phone alarm clock, and he dreamed of many memories of the past one night.
Put on school uniforms numbly like a robot, brush his teeth and wash his face in the bathroom, and then go out to school in a complicated mood after eating the food that my father has cooked.
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