The Ultimate Host

Jax started snickering. When he snickered, he snorted. It every stupid and disgusting. By the look on your face, you seemed surprised and shocked." said Jax. I wonder what's on your mind." Feng sucked his teeth very loudly. " The only thing that is on my mind right now is me seeing myself repeatly punching your smugged f.u.c.k.i.n.g face." Jax quickly changed his smile into a frown. " Your imagination is very vivid." It will get you in some trouble today." As Feng and Jax stared each other down, the crowd began booing. " Hey what the f.u.c.k is this shit?!" We came to see some f.u.c.k.i.n.g blood, not for you 2 f.u.c.ks to be chatting as if you're friends?!" yelled one of the furious prisoners in the crowd. Jax began laughing.

He loved to see small inferior weaklings acting like hard criminals when they probably were thrown into jail for a petty crime. As Jax continued to laugh he was suddenly hit in the back of the head with a cold beer bottle which shattered to pieces as it reacted with his skull. The crowd instantly ceased the booing. Jax rubbed the back of his head and saw blood. He instantly grew furious even though he didn't feel the pain of the glass shards stuck in his head. " Who the f.u.c.k threw that beer bottle?" said Jax angrily. All of the prisoners in the crowd including Feng's fans pointed at an old midget who barely had any teeth. Jax started laughing as he learned who threw the bottle. He started pointing at the old midget prisoner. As soon as I finish up this fight you're dead." You hear me?" You f.u.c.k.i.n.g hear me you little shit?!!!"

Every prisoner looked at the old midget who was ready to piss and shit his pants. The old midget stood up from the stands about to hightail out the arena like a roadrunner. As the old midget started running, he began to screech like a siren. Jax clenched his hands into fists, causing veins to pop out of his neck and face. " You aren't getting away you f.u.c.k.i.n.g coward." Jax suddenly leaped off the ring, easily catching the old midget, picking him with one hand. " His eyes began to glow. " You know you, prisoners, on the first floor make me laugh." You have the balls to hit me with a bottle of beer, but don't have the balls to stay and fight me like a man?" The old midget's heart was about to stop. " I' m sorry!" Please forgive me!!" I wasn't thinking straight!" Everyone on the 1rst floor knows I'm not a smart fellow! "

Jax began laughing. "You know you disgust me. You are a pile of monkey shit. You deserve to die. Jax began c.o.c.king back his left arm like a spring. The old midget knew his time of nigh. No!!!!!" Jax punched the old midget's head off his shoulders. Blood splattered into Jax's face. Jax licked the blood off his face with his long pink tongue, disposing of the old midget's body by tossing him into a heap of garbage. Jax cracked his neck, slowly walking back into the arena to continue his paused match with Feng. Jax leaped into the air like a frog backflipping onto the ring, landing perfectly on his feet without making a sound like a ninja. Jax looked at the announcer and winked. The announcer breathed heavily and said: " The match will continue!!"

Feng was sitting down. " Finally. I was wondering if you chickened out." Jax began grinning slightly bending his knees. Jax absorbed many souls in his lifetime. He was nearly 2,000 years old. In actuality, Jax was a sadistic soul eater from a dimension where the past and present existed in one place. He using the same style of kungfu as Feng. Jax was taunting Feng to tell him to come at him. Feng quickly leaped in the air, sticking his hand out like a sword, trying to chop Jax's head off. Jax easily dodged Feng's attack, quickly driving his elbow into Feng's stomach. Feng vomited up blood. He smashed into the ground. When Feng was standing up, Jax stomped on his back. " I fought and killed much tougher Zens than you.

" You should be ashamed. This made Feng angry. He easily overpowered Jax, heading so hard in his forehead, a part of his skull was cracked like a porcelain plate. Blood gushed out of Jax's head, causing him to stagger. Feng used this opportunity to perform The Finger Heart Exploding Technique. He shoved his hand into Jax's chest as Jax's chest was like butter and his finger was like a butter knife. As he performed this technique, Jax collapsed on his knees and vomited up a pint of blood onto the ground. The more he moved and scrambled around on the ground, the more his heart was being squeezed like a stress ball. He began screaming loudly. The crowd on the other hand was cheering on Feng. He acquired some more friends. His air supply was quickly cut off. His skin was turning pale. Feng walked up to Jax and asked him one question.

" What happened to all that c.o.c.ky attuide?" " Now look at you." Feng shook his head. As Feng turned around, Jax started smiling, exposing his incredibly sharp teeth, easily standing on his feet. He was faking. He lunged towards Feng, ripping a chunk of flesh out of his shoulder, causing Feng to grunt. As continued to gnaw on Feng's shoulder, Feng drove 2 elbows in his face, which made Jax jumped away from Feng. Jax's nose was broken. He cracked his nose back in place and smiled, licking the blood from Feng's right shoulder of his mouth. Don't underestimate me. Many Zens have tried to perform that lethal technique on me. I have an equal amount of 3 hearts. Do you think it will matter if one of them is destroyed?" You will have to do much better than that Feng Zen." Feng sucked his teeth. He removed his shirt and crunched his hands, changing up his style, with a furious expression on his face. He would now use 40% of his true power.