The Ultimate Host

Everyone wanted to know where Prince Guy was. He was missing. Jagger was the one who was sent to search through Prince Guy's room. After searching for 10 minutes he found nothing until he decided to search the closet once again. When he moved the hunk of clothes he saw and found a portal. Jagger was confused. Jagger walked into the portal and was instantly transported to hell. The place was boiling hot. Jagger was burning up. He immediately took off his long sleeve shirt and tossed it into the air. As the shirt smacked on the ground, it burst into flames and turned into ashes. Jagger was leaking gallons. Guy!!" Where the f.u.c.k are you?!" yelled Jagger. Jagger was being too loud. His loud shouting caught the attention of some wandering gargoyles that happened to be flying around the area at the time, searching for some fresh souls to thirst on. The gargoyles descended to the ground. They were snarling, growling, and drooling. They flew towards Jagger. Jagger evaded the gargoyles. While one of the gargoyles had it' back turn, Jagger grabbed the creature by its wings and snapped its neck. He used the body as a bat to scare the others. So this place is hell?!"