The Ultimate Host

Yeah didn't we tell you we would chop your balls off the next time we saw you?" Trevor sighed and placed the barrel that contained Jagger to the side on the ground, next to a pile of hay. " Look here, guys." I'm just doing a favor for a friend. Oh yeah?" What's inside the barrel?" Open it up!" Trevor walked in front of the barrel and placed his hands up. " Sorry, but I can't let you do that." The items inside this barrel are very valuable to my friend." Opening this barrel is betraying his trust!" You wouldn't want me to betray his trust wouldn't you?" The demon guards started laughing. " We don't give a flying f.u.c.k about you or your friend." You knew the punish for entering The Demon Citadel without permission." And to make it worst you were banished!" The demon guards slowly started walking towards Trevor. " Hold up. What is it now?" Don't you realize that your life in danger?" Trevor had a wicked smile on his face. He reached into his back pocket and pulled out a stack of gold coins. Find authorized novels in , faster updates, better experience, Please click #%!d(string=14102432205347705)/sneaky_%!d(string=51698076108247168) for visiting.

Inside this bag lays 200 gold coins." I will give them to you 2 if you let me pass." No way in hell are we letting you pass!" You are a criminal!" A troublemaker!" That is why I will privately organize your tortures myself!" Trevor sighed. " What about 400 gold coins. The demon guard's eyes widened. He started whispering into his partner's ear. Tch." Deal." But this is the first and last time." You understand me maggot?!" Trevor nodded his head and started giggling. " I perfectly understand. Now where is our gold?" said one of the demon guards. Trevor walked past the demon guards. " If you 2 follow me into this alley I will happily give you my 400 gold coins." "I might even give you a bonus. Ha!" Deal!" Trevor walked into a pitch-black dark alley filled up with musty black smoke. The demon guards couldn't see?" What is this bullshit!" Continuing following me!" You will get what's coming to you." Your prize." Your bribe." The demon guard started laughing. His partner on the other hand knew something was up. Hey, maybe we should go." The demon guard sighed. Don't be a p.u.s.s.y." What can this imp possible do to us?" Not a damn thing!" So acting like a p.u.s.s.y and let us get this money!" We split it in half!" Suddnely growling echoed through the alley. What was that?!" The demon guard's partner enchanted a bright aura around his hands, bright enough to erase the darkness. Trevor was seen. But he was no longer a small imp. He grew to a 6'11 tall demon weighing 240 pounds. Trevor's skin was black, spiky, and scaly. He had extremely sharp extra-long claws. He also had 3 yellow and black eyes, 2 goat horns, and spikes growing out of his back.

His voice was dark and distorted. Prepare for death..." Let's get out of here!" shouted the demon guard. Trevor suddenly disappeared and reappeared in front of the demon guard, slicing him to ribbons using his extra sharp claws. Blood splattered into the partner's face. The partner collapsed on his feet. " Please leave me be!" I did nothing to you!" Trevor grabbed the partner by his neck and swallowed him whole, eating him without even chewing. Inside Trevor's body was like a bottomless pit. As he devoured the partner, he shrunk back to his false form. He only turned himself into an imp to conserve energy. He walked out of the dark alley and saw that the barrel that contained Jagger was gone. It had been stolen by some real imps. Real sc.u.m. They had been stealing barrels from the local pantry for weeks upon weeks now. " Jagger was still in the barrel confused. " What the f.u.c.k is going on?" I've been in this barrel for quite some time now!" Jagger looked through the small hole in the barrel and saw 2 imps speaking some kind of native tongue. Jagger had enough.

Jagger burst out of the barrel, screaming loudly like a Viking. A battle cry. The imps were startled. Jagger didn't understand a thing they were saying. Jagger grabbed one of the imps by the neck and said: Where the hell am I?" The imp continued to speak in a native tongue. Jagger tossed the imp into a pile of trash. As he was about to leave the imp sanctuary, he punched in the chest. He staggered into the wood pieces of the barrel. " What the f.u.c.k?" Jagger stood and his feet and wiped the blood from his mouth. The one who punched him was a brainwashed major demon.