The Ultimate Host

Vlad reached into his pocket and pulled out a white handkerchief that he used to wipe the blood and chunks of heart away from his bearded face. " Pardon me, Lazarus." I was hungry." Vlad stood on his feet. Now that you're here, this meeting can commence. Sit down." We have much to talk about. Lazarus didn't want to sit on the ground, so he pulled up a barrel filled with gasoline and used it as a stool. Vlad slouched up against a hunk of metal. First of all, you already know how I am." I'm Vlad one of The Five Founding Vampires." Lazarus rolled his eyes." Yeah, whatever." You don't have to rub it in." Let's just make this quick." Vlad started shaking his head. He used his long sharp fingernails to pick the human meat out of his teeth which spat to the side." Once this war is over we vampires will rise out of the shadows and retake what is rightfully ours." This world belongs to us." The elves need to realize this." Lazarus was tired of hearing vampires speak of these words. Lazarus knew the war wasn't ending any time soon so he wasn't excited. He totally blocked out Vlad's deep voice as he talked. He closed his eyes about to fall asleep. So do you understand?" Lazarus opened his eyes and said: What?" I wasn't listening." Vlad clenched his jaws together and said: Fine." You don't have to listen." This meeting is over." Vlad snapped his fingers and Lazarus disappeared and reappeared in his cell.