The Ultimate Host

So tell me about this Ulysses guy." Carter started shaking his head. " First of all, he's a huge asshole who makes us brush his teeth and wipe his ass whenever he takes a shit." I hate that motherf.u.c.ker." One of these days he will get his." Cross opened his eyes wide. Ok.." Anything else?" He smokes three cigarettes a day. After he does this he drinks some of his favorite liquor, white wine." Most importantly he is protected by the commander of Ariel's armies, Quincy Alexander The Fourth, one of the most powerful people in the world, self-proclaimed." Personally, I've never seen the man fight but if I were you, I will not mess with him." Cross sucked his teeth. " Yeah, whatever." Just take me to your slave master." I just want to do this as quickly as possible. As Cross and Carter headed towards Ulysses's house, they were stopped by a couple of guards. Hey, where do you think you two going?" We are going to see Master Ulysses." This man here is one of the new guards here to protect him." One of the guards looked at Cross and started laughing. " This chump!" Please!" I'm not falling for that shit!" Tell me." Who is this clown?" Carter sighed. I already told you." Cross stepped in front of Cross and said: " Get out of the way before this ends badly.