The Ultimate Host

As Lonzo slammed the door behind his back, Cross stood on his feet and went into the fridge, pulling out the pot of soup. He dumped three whole bottles of pepper into the pot and mixed it around until it blended in. After he did this, he swallowed the soup and burped. He placed the empty pot back into the fridge and sat down. Just as he was about to start relaxing, he heard two loud knocks on the door. Cross stood on his feet and walked towards the front door. He looked through the peephole and saw three royal elven soldiers dressed in gold armor, accompanied by a rather tall elve who wore a blue suit and a black and white striped tie. Over his suit, he wore a leather jacket made from a mixture of shark and sabretooth skin. Cross decided not to open the door. After all, it wasn't his house or his business so he wouldn't answer it. The next knock was much more powerful. Open the f.u.c.k.i.n.g door, Lonzo!" We know you're in there!" Captain Rozier wants to talk to you!" Cross sat down and crossed his legs. After not bothering to answer the door, the door was suddenly blasted into smithereens. The three royal elven soldiers dressed in golden armor along with the elve in the fancy suit walked in. Cross camouflaged himself quickly.