The Ultimate Host

When Devin took a step forward, an old woman slammed into him, causing him to fall to the ground. " We are doomed!" The dragons have returned to reclaim what is rightfully theirs!" We are doomed!" Doomed!" Devin bit his bottom lip. " Get the f.u.c.k off me hag!" He tossed the old woman to the side into some barrels. He stood on his feet and sucked his teeth. Crazy old woman." I don't want to hear that nonsense!" Devin continued walking towards the throne room. He approached the giant doors of the throne room. When he tried to push the doors open he realized that they were locked. " What the f.u.c.k is going on?" Why are the doors locked?!" Devin began banging on the door. The louder and longer he banged on the door the more pissed off he became. Just when he turned around he was confronted by a tall who wore a grey overcoat that covered his body as well as half of his face, black boots, black gloves, and round black sunglasses. " Excuse me is this the throne room?" Devin sighed and said: Yes, but the doors are locked. " Who the f.u.c.k are you?" The tall man didn't answer. " Is there a reason to be rude?" All I asked you as if this is the throne room. " Look I already told you that this is the throne room." I answered you're question but you didn't answer mine." Who the f.u.c.k are you?" The tall man extended out his hand so it could be shaken and said: My name is West." Devin wanted to laugh. West?" Really that's your name?" Yes, and why are you laughing?" Is my name funny to you?" Devin didn't answer. Instead, he reapproached the door and began banging on it. This time he heard the sounds of the door being unlocked. Soon afterward the giant doors of the throne room opened and over 10 Industrial Elven soldiers rushed out with their weapons out pointed at both Devin and West. Don't move." Devin backed up and sighed, sucking his teeth. " Ah, what is this bullshit now?" Behind the 10 Industrial Elven soldiers were Hendrix who had an extremely serious expression on his face. " Ah, West." I have been expecting you." Come on in we have much to discuss. West brushed past Devin and walked into the throne room. " Wait a minute what the f.u.c.k is going on Hendrix?" Hendrix slowly turned around, clutched his hands into fists, and said, " Captain Devin, you no longer serve me." " You and your bands of Alphas were outmatched by the founding dragon Poison." I don't want no one who can't even place a lasting scratch on a dragon working for me." Begone." You're lucky I'm in a good mood." Hendrix turned around and started walking away. Devin started growing angry. He had worked for Hendrix for years. He wasn't leaving without getting something in return. Devin lunged towards Hendrix and popped out his forearm blade. However, Devin's plans were foiled. Hendrix quickly swung his body around and grabbed Devin by his face, tossing him away. Word of advice Devin." Leave." Don't you see?" I'm giving you a chance to leave." Devin wasn't listening. Instead, he started scrambling into all the compartments of his suit and pulled out two grenades. He pulled the pins of the grenades and tossed them at Hendrix. The grenades rolled by his feet. Powerful explosions were created, filling the area with smoke. Devin started laughing. He took a deep breath and smiled. Maybe Hendrix was right. It was time to leave. When Devin turned around Hendrix stood in front of him. " Oh shi- Hendrix hammer fisted Devin in his head, causing blood to cause from his ears, mouth, and nostrils.