The Ultimate Host

The Immortal Ninja was confused. " Why do you want to go there?" There is nothing there but a bunch of farmers." Nothing more. John s.u.c.k.e.d his teeth and said: Do I look like I give a f.u.c.k what's in that village?" I just asked you one question." Take me there now because this gets ugly." And I can rest assure that you don't want to get ugly. The Immortal Ninja saw what John did to the forest troll, a 4-star level threat. He sighed and said: Fine, buddy." You need to relax." Take a chill pill. John s.u.c.k.e.d his teeth. " Shut the f.u.c.k up and led the way." The Immortal Ninja was in a tight place. He walked three steps then started running. While he was running, he placed his hand by his waist and pulled out a smoke bomb. He pulled the pin off the smoke bomb with his teeth and flung it after John. John grabbed the smoke bomb and clutched it tightly in his hand and started laughing. You won't help me?" Fine." Then I'll help you." I'll help you on the path to the underworld." The Immortal Ninja was running as fast he could. After running for only a couple of seconds, he approached the entrance of the cramped up cave. He needed to stop to take a breather. As soon as he was about to proceed inside the cave, he saw a trail of blood. " What the f.u.c.k?" The Immortal Ninja had to make sure he wasn't being chased. He turned around and saw that John was behind him. The Immortal Ninja proceeded into the cave and followed the blood trail that led him to the carcasses of his peers. " The Immortal Ninja was confused. As soon as he turned around, he bumped into John, who had a huge smile on the right side of his face, which wasn't burnt. John grabbed the Immortal Ninja by the throat and started strangling him. " Tell me where the Hitoshi Ninja Village is otherwise I'll break your f.u.c.k.i.n.g neck." Then and there you will join your peers." The Immortal Ninja's legs started shaking and jittering. The Immortal Ninja decided to shout at the top of his lungs. " Ok, ok, fine I'll tell you!" Just f.u.c.k.i.n.g let me go already!" John snickered. I knew you would crack. He tossed The Immortal Ninja to the side next to the fire that was ready to be extinguished. He started coughing up chunks of blood. The Immortal Ninja walked past John and said: Just follow me." While the Immortal Ninja was walking, he reached into his pocket and pulled out three small tubes filled with red powder. He quickly tossed the glass tubes on the ground, filling the area with red smoke that made John collapse on his knees and started to cough.

You just don't give up don't you?" The Immortal Ninja started shouting out some curse words. F.u.c.k you!" I ain't telling you shit!" The only one I answer to is my superiors!" And as I'm far as I'm concern you aren't my boss!" The Immortal Ninja pulled out another glass tube and tossed it on the ground, creating a portal to the Hitoshi Village. As soon as the Immortal Ninja leaped into the portal it closed. John started laughing. I like this." You can run, but you can't hide." When I find you I'll rip you in half. Literally."