The Ultimate Host

Hendrix stood in front of the bomb, with a big smile on his face. " This bomb packs enough punch to blow this planet to smithereens. But if I do that so many innocent people will die. That includes me as well." Hendrix started touching up his beard. "Ah, this is a problem." Hendrix placed his back up against the wall and started thinking hard about how he could activate the bomb without killing anyone else except the dragons. What Hendrix didn't know was that when the bomb explodes it wouldn't destroy the planet. Instead, it would release a deathly virus upon the entire planet which would exterminate all lifeforms. Hendrix immediately got an idea. All he had to do was go to space. Once he went to space, he wouldn't be infected by the bomb. Hendrix started laughing. He walked out of the secret room and closed it behind his back.

Hendrix went to the bar and poured himself a shot of tequila. Just when he was about to put the shot glass up to his lips, he remembered that he promised not to drink anymore. Hendrix s.u.c.k.e.d his teeth and tossed the shot glass to the ground. As soon as the shot glass touched the ground, it exploded into smithereens. Instead, he grabbed a banana and sat on his chair. When he was going to peel his banana, the loud sirens of the Industrial Elven warship started ringing. Hendrix sighed. " What the f.u.c.k is going on now?" Hendrix got off his chair and looked through the window. When Hendrix looked through the window, he saw Blizzard who had a big smile on his face. Both Hendrix and Blizzard made eye contact. " Shit," said Hendrix. Hendrix turned around and began running. Blizzard opened his mouth and fired multiple spikes of ice towards the giant Elven warship. The entire warship started shaking. Blizzard mounted the top of the warship and tore the roof off. Blizzard opened his mouth and froze the soldiers who were contained in the lounge. Blizzard started laughing. He flapped his wings, which caused the front glass of the warship to crack. The pilots decided to abandon the ship. Since no one was around to pilot the warship, the warship began falling from the sky. Hendrix ran to the control panel room and prevented the warship from smashing on the ground. The warship safely landed on the ground, next to a cliff.

What the f.u.c.k?!" Hendrix was pissed. He climbed out through the destroyed window and sighed. "Where the hell am I?" Hendrix looked over the cliff and saw the bones of the dragons. He was in The Dragon Graveyard. Before Hendrix decided to explore, he had to get the bomb. He ripped the bomb off the ship and shoved it in an iron suitcase. Hendrix leaped off the cliff and landed perfectly on his feet. Hendrix could smell brimstone. The entire place stunk of brimstone. Hendrix moved a dragon skull out of the way. He looked in the sky and saw that Blizzard was flying down. Blizzard smashed down on some bones. He was no longer smiling. Finally." I found you." You're a tough motherf.u.c.ker to find."

I thought you would have been locked up in that kingdom of yours but I was wrong." Hendrix tightly clutched the iron suitcase in his hand. " What the f.u.c.k do you want?" I have no quarrel with me. Blizzard chuckled. " You know what I want?" Revenge." Do you realize how many of my comrades you murdered during The Golden Age War?" Thousands." Hundreds of thousands." Some of them were even children." Tch." What do you have to say for yourself, you pile of shit?" Hendrix scoffed. " All those children you speak of deserved to die." Those children of yours ate our children." Every single dragon from that time deserved to die. Blizzard was growing furious. He didn't like when his people were being badmouthed. Blizzard opened his mouth. A light started surging out of his body. The light was painless. It even tickled a bit. Suddnely Hendrix disappeared, teleporting to the realm of dragons. Blizzard flew into the air and said: Let' see how you will react when you see your old friends, motherf.u.c.ker." Blizzard flew off into the air.