The Ultimate Host

Victor unsheathed his katana and stabbed The Gila Monster in the left eye. The Gila Monster tossed Victor to the side into a pile of sound, starting to screech like a siren. The Gila Monster quickly burrowed itself into the ground to lick its wounds. Victor stood off his feet and started smiling. You aren't getting away from me. You have something that belongs to me." Victor leaped into the hole and started sliding down, into an underground nest which was originally some buried elven ruins. Victor glided down to the ground. In The Gila's Monster's lair laid hundreds of bones from animals and humans. The entire place stunk of piss, shit, and dead bodies. It was enough to make anyone throw up. To prevent this, Victor tore his sleeve off his shirt and wrapped it around his nose and mouth. Now." Where is that f.u.c.k.i.n.g lizard?" Victor marched through the bones. He noticed some of the bones were stained with some lime green-colored blood. Victor crouched down and rubbed some of the blood in between his fingers. Hmm." It's close." Victor stood off his feet and turned around. The bones that sat in front of him started rattling. Suddenly The Giant Gila Monster burst out of the pile of bones and charged towards Victor. Victor scoffed.

He rolled out of the way, causing The Gila Monster to smash against an already broken pillar. The Giant Gila Monster became stunned and confused. While The Giant Gila Monster was stunned, Victor decided to snab at the opportunity. Victor started running towards The Gila Monster. However, he was being fooled. Victor only realized at the last moment. The Gila Monster smirked and quickly turned around whapping Victor in the stomach with its tail. Victor puked up blood and smacked into the pile filled with bones. The Gila Monster started screeching. Suddnely red spikes came out of The Giant Gila Monster's body. The monster was evolving into something else. Victor stood off his feet and wiped the bits of blood off his mouth. That's how you want to do things?" Tch." I guess I'll have to take drastic matters. Victor snapped his fingers, reeling in his katana out of the pile of bones. The katana plopped into his hands. The Gila Monster started charging towards him. Suddnely it leaped after him and lashed out its tongue. Victor giggled. He closed his eye and sliced the air, happening to slice out The Gila Monster's tongue. He then leaped in the air and stabbed the Gila Monster in the head. His katana punctured through the monster's brains. As soon as he pulled the katana out of The Gila Monster's head, blood splattered out, which killed the monster. Victor jumped off the Gila Monster, perfectly landing on his feet without making a sound. When he was going to leave the burrowed nest, he suddenly heard his stomach growl. " Shit." I need to find something to eat. Victor started thinking. Suddnely the idea popped into his head. He turned around and saw the carcass of The Gila Monster. All he saw was a hunk of meat.

2 hours later...

Victor sliced pieces of the Gila Monster's flesh off its body into steaks and cooked them. The meat was naturally salted and sweetened for some odd reason. However this didn't bother Victor. All he cared about was being full. And that is exactly what he was. Victor slapped his stomach a few times and burped. Miraculously losing all the weight he gained from eating the steaks. Victor climbed out of the burrowed nest and took a dip in the oasis to cool off. Victor leaned back and started smiling, closing his eyes. He decided to take this chance to fall alseep. Just when he was about to fall asleep, he felt a gun being pressed against the back of his skull. This caused him to open his eyes. When he was about to reach for his sword, he got knocked out.