The Ultimate Host

Poison's body had been shut down. The man and the woman walked away from Reginald and helped him up on his feet. Reginald was made confused. " Who are you people and why are you helping me?" The woman looked at Reginald and started grinning. " We'll explain that later. Just follow us." The man the woman turned around and began running through the dragon graveyard. Poison's body recovered. He was pissed. " You bastards!" I'll anyone interfering with my meals!" Poison fly into the air and started chasing after Reginald and his new colleagues. Reginald followed the man and woman through a cave, a cave which Poison couldn't fit through because of his huge and broad body. When they ran into the cave they stopped. Poison was still pissed. He peeped his eye into the cave. The man and woman were hiding upside like bats, while Reginald was hiding behind a pile of bones. Elve bones to be exact. Poison took his eye away from the cave entrance and started roaring into the air. He started scratching the cave entrance with his huge and deathly claws. Come on out!" Come and face me!" You can't do that shit to me now that my back's not turned!" Come on out and face the death penalty!" I might even go easy on you!" Poison didn't receive a response. Suddnely an idea popped into his head. He placed his mouth by the cave entrance and deposited a green poisonous gas that filled the cave. Reginald bit his bottom lip and yelled: Shit!" He cuffed his nostrils tightly with his hand and shut his mouth to avoid breathing in the poisonous gas. He looked at the man and the woman and noticed that they were perfectly fine, even though they were breathing in poisonous fumes. This made him wonder. He uncuffed his hands from his nostrils and breathed in some of the toxic fumes. They were harmless. Only to vampires of course. The woman turned around and looked at Reginald. " This way." That dragon can't pry himself in here." Just follow us. The woman looked at Reginald and asked: Why are you just standing there?" Come on?" You want to get a slice to ribbons by those claws?" Reginald was daydreaming. He snapped out of it and said: Oh, right." He followed after the man and woman towards a dead-end wall. I'm guessing you pick the wrong cave huh?" The woman scoffed. Don't hold your tongue. She unsheathed her sword and placed it near the wall. Suddenly the wall began to open up and a portal to the realm of Earth was revealed. Reginald's eyes popped out of his head. " What the fuċk?"

The woman scoffed. Don't act surprised." Haven't you a portal before?" Reginald sighed. " Yeah but.." But what?" Reginald sighed once again. " Never mind." I'll just bring it up later." Before Reginald followed after the woman, he wanted to know her name." By the way?" What's your name?" She turned around and said: My name is Bell."