The Ultimate Romantic Comedy In Which The Yan-mamas Absolutely Win!

Chapter 28: What do they think when they look at each other?

[Kenichi’s side]

A cafe after school.

As I untangled myself from Rino’s hand, confused, I walked quickly to my house, changed into my casual clothes, and then headed for the appointed place.

It was a pretty stylish cafe.

Sitting there were a beautiful dark-haired woman and a beautiful blonde woman.

“Look! They’re so beautiful.”

“College students?”

“Celebrities?”

Almost all of the customers and waitstaff admired their appearance, but the aforementioned ladies didn’t make the slightest move…

Until they confirmed my existence.

“Kenichi-kun~”

“Too late!”

“I’m sorry.”

Ayane-san’s large, watermelon-sized b*****s wrapped in that black knit danced and swayed just  because she waved her hands. And then Natsuko-san, wearing a fashionable shirt, crossed her arms and stared at me (emphasizing her b*****s).

So I sat down in the seat where the ladies were, keeping my head down.

Then Natsuko-san opened her mouth.

“Philanderer.”

“Eh?”

“Well, you saved Yuna, so I don’t think it’s bad.”

“Well, thank you… uu!”

Natsuko-san then put me in a headlock.

Painful…

Too much softness hits too hard, so I’m suffering in more than one way…

“How many women do you have to save?”

“Ngh…n”

Natsuko-san, please release me.

When I hit Natsuko’s thigh as if to say give up, she twitched and let go.

“So, what are you going to do, Kenichi?”

Natsuko-san asked me with cherry-red cheeks. Of course, Ayane-san also looked at me with a serious expression on her face…

“I mean, the same as before.”

“Hou…” x2

“What is it? That response…”

Both of them gave me a stare.

“Kenichi-kun, you aren’t interested in our daughter?”

“Well, I’m not. And I’m not even close with them.”

Their mouths were half open for a moment at my reply.

Why are they surprised?

“I see… I’m glad you feel that way, Kenichi-kun.”

“Well, we are both responsible for behaving in such a way that it seems.”

Eventually, they both chuckled and looked at me.

“W-what is it…?”

“Kenichi.”

“Kenichi-kun.”

“Y-yes.”

“You’re not going to keep messing with my daughter, are you?” x2

“Of course! I’ve never thought of it that way! If anything, those guys most likely hate me.”

And the two of them suddenly started giggling when I told them so.

When I couldn’t catch the flow at all, Ayane-san said.

“Kenichi-kun.”

“Hmm?”

“I don’t really mind. As long as it’s okay with Natsuko-san.”

“Of course I’m good for it! But on one condition.”

“A c-condition?”

What is the condition that Natsuko-san brought up? And when I looked at her with suspicion.

“If you have s*x with Yuna, you must marry her.”

“Eh?”

When I was confused, Ayane-san followed suit.

“That’s right. If you take Rino’s virginity, I’ll have Kenichi-kun marry Rino.”

“… And, if you do it with both Rino and Yuna.”

“Kill.” x2

“Understood…”

I was really scared. It was the kind of look that could kill a bug or two.

“But why marriage?”

When I asked them with a slight tilt of my head, they both mouthed shyly and said.

“Yuna is my only daughter. So, I want her to be happy. If any man comes along who tries to hurt my Yuna, I’ll cut off ‘that’ part of him.”

“I feel the same way as you do, Natsuko-san!”

And they both suddenly stared at my crotch.

Don’t even joke about… cutting that place.

No, the expression on their face is serious…

“I get it. But I’m really not interested in those two, so…”

“Fufu.” x2

They both gave me a bewitching look and just giggled.

And then…

We headed to the love hotel and had three hours of intense exercise.

X X X

[Rino, Yuna’s side]

Yuna’s House.

The two who just became friends today came to the Hiragi house looking really friendly. And they were having a strategy meeting in Yuna’s room.

“Rino.”

“?”

“My mama, Rino’s mom, and Kenichi are in a so-called s*x-friend relationship, right?”

“… maybe.”

“Kenichi has gotten a taste for women, and even if we attack him in a straightforward manner, we’ll probably never win.”

“Can’t we go on a date or something, or just tell him how we feel without being too cryptic about it…?”

“You know, over there, they do whatever they want every day. It’s a different dimension, you know!”

“……”

“So what should we do?”

“All we have to do is become Kenichi’s s*x friend.”

“S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s, sekusu!?”

As soon as Rino heard the word “s*x friend,” she widened her eyes and backed away.

In contrast, Yuna looked somewhat frustrated and impatient.

“At this rate, Kenichi will be taken from me forever. I definitely don’t want that.” Rino received a look from Yuna that seemed to imply that Kenichi was hers.

Surprised, her stomach got warmer and warmer, and her cheeks turned a little red.

They were both having very different reactions, though.

Their magenta and blue eyes captured each other beautifully.

And the two of them.

Raised the corner of their mouth slightly.

[Postscript]

And the shuraba continues.