The Unnamed God. I'm really Not a God You Guys!

It almost seems like he hates me. But that wouldn't make any sense. I only ever saw him once before. At the market. He took some of my money, end of story.

Poor guy, he hates the way his uncle treats him, but he doesn't have the balls to show hostility toward him.

So I guess he is just angry-looking and happens to be looking in my direction.

What a coincidence.

[Enough, enough. What if you damage the tavern?!]

"You are perfectly right friend. But no need to worry."

He takes a bulging pouch out of nowhere and drops it on a nearby table.

"Here this should cover it."

How much damage is he planning to cause?! That pouch looks Hella full!

"Actually, here take another one."

Another super fat money pouch gets dropped again.

Not only does he spend money to burry his own nephew into the ground and walls of the tavern, but he does so nonchalantly. This is probably not the first time it happens.

The hunters don't seem disturbed at all by the scene.

And let me tell you he gets his money worth.

ALL OF IT!

After a while, he is done.

Remember the crime scene at the Moon Keep?

Well, it looks like that. But add broken wood everywhere.

It is bloody and messy.

How the young master is alive is a mystery. I'd bet recovery drug.

We can't play poker anymore now can we …*sigh*

Answer is apparently we can.

Everyone just sits down on a table that somehow survived the massacre.

And we play.

As a normal citizen, I naturally find this scene extremely disturbing...or I would if I wasn't busy winning a shitload of money haha.

I already made about 5 silvers! Might be pocket change for others but for me this is insane! How many pie baking ingredients can I get with that? Many haha. Well, I think anyway. I'm not exactly sure.

Plus the beer keeps coming! We have an ongoing bet with beer too, not just chips.

It would go like that: I'm all in with 3 big chips, 5 medium ones, 1 small one, and 3 beers! Doesn't make any sense really. But we are drunk enough not to care.

The still sober ones are confused about the rules but are too busy faking that they understand them.

I've been bullshitting my way through like this haha.

Honestly praise the genius that first tried to bet motherfucking booze.

This guy, hunter N is my idol from now on…almost. He would be if I didn't see him try to kiss a stool. Actually, the worst is when he brought said stool to a room to …. I'm really not sure what happened afterward. Also pretty sure I don't want to know either.

We be hella drunk! We be hella loud! We having hella fun!

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And with that, I am done sharing my plan for world domination with my new drinking buddy.

Everyone is wasted.

There are no more chips to be had. I got them all.

And drank them all. *sigh*

There goes my newfound wealth.

But it doesn't matter! I was out to celebrate and celebrate I did!

I wobble out and head toward my current home.

The night is dark.

I'm dragging myself through an alley when I see someone. Wait! Isn't that the alley where I made out with the BARF…GULP.

All good managed to swallow it back. I am not losing all the alcohol I consumed! Not after all the trouble I went through to win it!

But who's that? Social interaction mode ...activated!!! *inner guts pose*

[HICK. Who this? This handsome me, HICK, wants nothing to do with a beggar! Not again anyHICK! The last dude didn't even say HICK no homo at the end! Outrageous! OutragHICK!]

Wait?! This guy is trying to touch me?! OH HELL NO!!! NOT MY CHASTITY!!!! Wait…I already lost that. Anyway, it doesn't matter. MY BODY IS NOT READY!!!!

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I get back home safely. Some creep tried to hit on me. But I am strong!

Well, not the strongest, but strong enough to fight some random beggar at least.

The fight scene was epic! I did a left hook! Then followed by a left hook again! Then a left hook!

It was the best! With my right hand, I was busy blocking all his punches like a motherfucking boss.

Think I let a few through but it didn't matter much because…

BECAUSE!!!

I managed something amazing! So amazing It is a miracle!

I managed to circulate divine energy to boost myself while staying drunk! Hell yeah!

Do you realize what that means?!

Before I needed to be afraid of bar fights.

After all, if I activate reinforcement to win but lose my drunk status it would be pointless.

It would be a huge loss for me. Especially that I don't actually drink that often.

Gotta make the best of every opportunity!

My drunk self-encounters Zero's mother.

She is calmly sitting in the dining room.

Odd of her.

She seems to be waiting for something.

"You somehow made it back in your state. I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed."

[HICK. Don't worry bout me. I may not look it. HICK. But I am not so easy to beat! I even got attacked HICK on the way back! And I am fine!]

"Oh? Someone dares to attack a guest of ours in this town. Who was it?"

[HICK. Not sure, some hobbo. I beat him black and blue already HICK. All good!]

"That is reassuring."

[What about HICK you?]

"Just waiting for my husband. He is running late. If he is off somewhere playing around, I'll have to chop his thing."

0_0 Scaryyy

[G-G-G-goodnight!]

Imma forget it all by sleeping soundly on my wolf pillow.