I... I went!
At the moment when the silver-white noble creature spoke, Lin Tianyin suddenly became messy in the wind.
Just like I guessed before, whatever bad things I really think about will come true! Nima is really a **** unicorn who likes virgins! What's so special about Linyu!
Lin Tianyin felt that he was too naive! Why didn't you expect this? Sure enough, I can't have any expectations of the original author! No wonder Mirona can mix up this plot in the original, because the prince and the leader of the knights are both virgins, right? ! There is really nothing impossible in this world, I'm afraid you can't think of it...
Facing the cry of the unicorn, Leo also froze completely. Forgive this pure and innocent boy who has never seen such a scene-well, even if he is not so innocent, he has no chance to see a **** guy alone. Horny beast, right? !
In a sense, Leo really shouldn’t have walked out of the sea monster’s stomach to be poisoned by the nasty world outside... In order to stabilize the **** unicorn’s emotions, Lin Tianyin had to take a step back, pretending to respectfully apologize "Yes, I'm sorry Grandpa Unicorn! I don't know your sexuality when I am young! I thought you all like pure girls like the legend says!"
Lin Tianyin looked around bitterly, wondering if there is only this unicorn in the forest...
[Hum—] The unicorn raised its chin. Obviously, Lin Tianyin's low voice was very useful to it, but it also showed disdain for the "legend".
[Count you acquaintance, my name is Dick Wells Pumilot VI! In previous lifetimes, I liked the little girls who were still sucking milk, so every time those little girls came to ask them for horns, they couldn't stand the temptation to hand them over and turned them into ordinary horses! Not dignified at all! Only after the reincarnation can you become a unicorn again! But Xiaoye, I am different from them! The little ladies will not make any requests to me! ]
"..."
Lin Tianyin looked at the unicorn called Dick in silence for a moment, then turned his head to Leo.
Feeling Lin Tianyin’s eager gaze, Leo’s face turned black, but he still understood Lin Tianyin’s meaning, so he took a stiff step, staring at Dick and said, “Although this request is abrupt, we must To protect the world from the devil’s hands, your horn is needed for this, so can you please help us."
Leo is just awkward, his politeness and wording are still very decent. Lin Tianyin thought that since this **** unicorn hates women, he should try to talk to him for a boy... Lin Tianyin actually didn't hold much hope for this, but when Leo talked to him, then The two inverted triangular eyes instantly turned into two peach hearts, and the nostrils were filled with excitement, and the tongue was drooping outside, revealing a row of teeth, which looked particularly wretched.
[When, of course! Whatever the cute and innocent boy asks for is a matter of one sentence! Boots! ]
"..."
Lin Tianyin and Leo fell silent at the same time.
Nima is not the same! It's just that I changed from a girl to a boy!
"Then thank you..."
Leo, who had a dark complexion, was about to take the conversation, and the unicorn interrupted him again, squirting his tongue violently while spraying his breath: [But I also have a request, for the cute and innocent boy. I can jump through fire, and it doesn't matter if I become an ordinary horse. But after paying such a big price, I have to ask for something in return. ]
coming! Sure enough, the legendary unicorn's horn must meet its requirements. Although the details are a bit different in this **** unicorn, the general direction remains the same. So Lin Tianyin nodded nervously: "Okay, what do you want."
[Didn’t speak to you! Let's go to the little girls! ]
Dick glared at Lin Tianyin ferociously, and he looked like two beasts when he faced Leo. Lin Tianyin's forehead suddenly jumped with blue veins, and almost produced an impulse to rush to break the horns off his head.
Calm...Be calm.
Fortunately, Leo was not affected by the unicorn's strange attitude. Although this matter was strange to him, his attitude remained polite: "Then what do you need, Mr. Pumilot VI."
[Call them Dick to mess with it. ]
The unicorn immediately changed into a shy look, quickly retracted the tongue that was sticking out, and quickly blinked at Leo several times. I don’t know if it was Lin Tianyin’s illusion. She discovered that this perverted unicorn had eyelashes in an instant. It was just as wretched as it was...
[There is only one request, that is, I hope this cute and pure boy will have a true love kiss with me?]
"..."
Leo finally fell into a long silence again, his face became ugly like never before, but he didn't seem to have a tendency to break out. The unicorn started sticking his tongue out again, as if looking forward to it. Lin Tianyin stepped forward blankly and asked again: "Then, besides you, are there other unicorns in this forest?"
[Of course I didn’t mess with it! Humph! Dick raised his chin triumphantly and pointed his nostrils directly at Lin Tianyin, [Only the little master and me, if you want a horn, you can only ask the little master and me! COMEONBABY! As long as that pure and beautiful boy and I have a true love kiss, I will give you the horns! ]
"First make sure, Leo, you shouldn't want to kiss this thing." Lin Tianyin turned to look at Leo. In order to respect the other's wishes, she asked carefully about the matter.
[The rude girl! Calling Xiaoye a thing! Master, I am much higher than you humans! Dick was a little angry when he heard the words, and let out a sigh of relief from his nostrils.
"..."
Leo looked at Lin Tianyin silently. After a long time, he bit his lip and finally suffocated a sentence: "Isn't that nonsense! Let me die!"
[what? You have to think about it, NO true love kiss, NO corner! Boots! ]
"So, then I know." Lin Tianyin nodded expressionlessly, and then suddenly jumped on, grabbing the corner of Dick's head and breaking.
[what-? ! What do you want to do! Smelly girls, get off my back! Ouch, it hurts! Hurry up and let me go! ]
"Shut up, you **** bastard! Give us the horns!"
Dick struggled fiercely, Lin Tianyin scrambled with it and became a ball, clinging to its silver sideburns and riding on its back, Dick jumped and jumped desperately to try to throw Lin Tianyin off.
"Leo, come and help cut off its horn!" Lin Tianyin almost used all the strength of the milk, but he couldn't break the horn off. This is too unscientific, you must know that her strength is enough to break a gate and a huge rock. Lin Tianyin had to start asking for help from Leo, who was standing by.
Leo was stunned, then immediately drew his sword and slashed towards Dick's horn without hesitation.
However, when the blade hit the sharp corner, he heard a "clang". Dick raised his front hoof, and the sword in Leo's hand almost flew out, but the horn on its head didn't even have a crack.
what? ! This unscientific!
Lin Tianyin was stunned. She had also seen how sharp Leo's sword was, but she didn't expect that it would be unscathed after a single cut! How hard is that horn? !
[Boots! Do you think my horns are so easy to grab! You provoke me to get angry! I won't exchange it with you! ] Dick neighed, and then suddenly he threw his hoofs and started rampaging.
"...If this is the case, there is no way." Leo hesitated for a moment, then decisively held the knife again, "...just kill this guy."
"What? Wait, don't mess around, Leo! Even though this perverted unicorn is a jerk, we still can't kill the beast...!"
Leo rushed over without saying a word. Before Lin Tianyin had time to stop him, Dick neighed again and turned to rush towards the other end of the lake. Lin Tianyin had to cling to its silver sideburns to prevent himself from being thrown off its back. The unicorn ran for several miles with her like a grass mud horse, throwing Leo away. Lin Tianyin was bumped on its back, and to the end of the toss, the unicorn had no strength, and finally collapsed in front of a towering tree. Its tongue slumped on the ground, breathing heavily in its nostrils, just like a grass mud horse under the summer sun.
[Huha... I'm exhausted! You are so annoying! Huha...]
"Just leave the horns to us..." Lin Tianyin was also tired enough, lying next to the unicorn, panting, "Everyone said that we need your horns to save the world...hah...thanks to The current Demon King is a useless piece of wood and didn’t come to trouble you. If the true Demon King awakens, you won’t be able to escape in this forest..."
[Huh...but the rules are the rules, unless there is a pure and beautiful boy's paper for a true love kiss with me, I will not give you the horns! ] Dick stood up from the ground and stared at Lin Tianyin angrily, [but the boy just couldn't provoke me! He just wanted to kill me! Don't make a true love kiss with him! Unless you bring a beautiful and pure boy paper to see me again! ]
"..."
…………
Lin Tianyin stared at the unicorn, a little speechless.
I really can’t complain... Why can a unicorn, a symbol of purity and beauty, be so perverted! Moreover, that virtue is basically the temperament of a grassy horse... What is it like a unicorn? ! The original author who came up with this setting is simply a metamorphosis in a metamorphosis, a fighter in a metamorphosis!
"Other conditions are not enough..." Lin Tianyin was very speechless and wanted to discuss with it, except for the men in Leo's team, it was only with Celil and Gagaf. She didn't know whether Celir was pure or not. Gagaf was probably a virgin and didn't run away. It's just that this guy is a popular face, I don't know if it can meet the requirements of unicorns... Damn, don't you ask her such a difficult request? ! Where can she find beautiful boys!
But thinking of this, Lin Tianyin suddenly had an idea, and an excellent idea popped up in his mind (please use Zhen Huan's body mind).
…Oh, why did she almost forget that there are two others...
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