"Instead of stealing so many poor travelers, it would be better for us to do another big ticket."
Lin Tianyin seemed to have made a declaration with full confidence, Ah Fu and the others couldn't help being shocked by her aura, and they all looked at her with inquiring eyes.
"Have a big vote? Then don't you still want to steal other people's things?"
"No, we can't do this kind of thing."
The first objection is Mirona, she is too typical of a white lotus, this will seem to start the upper body of the Virgin again. Lin Tianyin stretched out a finger and shook it, making a "tsk" voice and said: "Of course we are not going to rob the poor travelers like us, but to retrieve from the upper-level exploiters what should belong to us. Something is called robbing the rich and helping the poor, you know."
"Robbing the rich and helping the poor?"
Obviously this word sounds much better than "Let's steal things." Mirona and Gagaf immediately got up and looked at Lin Tianyin together and asked, "Who are you going to rob? Is it Drew? "
"The Drew family has a group of ice wolves. Be careful!"
Ah Fu, who thought Lin Tianyin was thinking of Master Drew's house, couldn't help but yelled to remind him.
Lin Tianyin gave Ah Fu a sideways look, like a fool looking at Ah Fu: "Should I steal his money and return it to his house? I will definitely find it."
"Then you said to steal somebody's things." Ah Fu frowned unhappily. "The richest person in this area is Master Drew's."
"No, no, we are going to rob a higher level of exploiters." Lin Tianyin lifted his chin and told the three people who looked at her in a bad breath, "According to the gossip I got, Farus Mainland The prince of Drizzt City is about to pass here. The prince is traveling with a lot of treasures, and we can steal his money bag."
"What?! Are you going to steal the prince?!"
Probably because this decision was too strong, the three of them screamed at the same time. Ah Fu was so scared that his tongue was big, and his body was shaking like chaff: "Stealing from the prince is a felony! Being caught is not a simple capital crime. It can be over! No... we can't steal the prince!"
"Could it be possible that unlucky civilians can steal casually." Lin Tianyin listened a little angry and couldn't help but educate Ah Fu severely, "Don't be kidding! You must know how many travelers you stole find that their important things are missing. Painful, but when you meet a privileged class who is truly exploited, you shrink back! Are you an individual?! Since you want to steal, you must steal it equally, know?!"
"Know... Got it!"
Ah Fu was almost forced to cry, while Mirona and Gagaf looked a little uneasy: "But...is it really good to steal the prince like this..."
"Don't be silly, do you know where the prince's money comes from?" Lin Tianyin crossed his hands and made an X sign, righteously condemning, "It came from the treasury, where did the money in the treasury come from? What about it? It is exploited from the people. Every year after we have made money by farming hard, we still have to pay a portion of the tax on this small amount of money. In other words, the prince’s money comes from us. It’s no problem for us to take back the money he exploited from us. You don’t need to feel guilty. This is called taking it from the people and using it for the people, okay?"
Lin Tianyin said as if it really seemed like that. Gagaf heard black lines, but Mirona felt it made sense when she heard it, so she nodded and said: "That's it... we want to get the money from the prince. Help this poor child!"
"But..." Ah Fu seemed to want to say something, Lin Tianyin thought he was annoying and interrupted him to continue, "And after stealing, you will give us the monkey, and we will take the monkey to leave this town and continue on the journey. , The prince will not find you."
"...Well, it makes sense!"
With this additional content, even Ah Fu was finally persuaded after this generous statement, and they decided to return to their hometown after finishing the ticket... No, it was an adventure to continue defeating the devil. So Ah Fu handed the monkey to Lin Tianyin, and carefully told the monkey to be obedient. I don't know why the monkey seems to be a little scared of Lin Tianyin. Seeing her always trembles, but these are not big problems.
After finally getting the package back, Lin Tianyin thought he could eat. However, she was shocked to find that the four box lunches that she brought when she left the village in the package were all empty. When I asked, I learned that it was eaten by Afu and the monkey. Lin Tianyin was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, so he proposed to go to the tavern to eat something.
Mirona and Gagaf were also hungry for a day. So far, Lin Tianyin had only this proposal that was the most reasonable. They readily agreed and let Afu lead them to the only tavern in the town. Maybe because it happened to be eating time, the tavern was very lively, but they still found an empty seat and sat down smoothly under the greeting of Xiao Er.
"How many guests, what would you like to eat?"
"Three bowls of omelet rice." Lin Tianyin made a "three" gesture.
"What, three bowls? Isn't it for me?" Ah Fu looked at them blankly, looking a little pitiful.
"No, you have finished our box lunches." The three said in unison, even Mirona did not sympathize with Afu and said something like "please also have a bowl of him", it seems that they really are. Hungry for a long time and too poor.
After more than ten minutes, Xiao Er brought food, and the three of them gobbled up the omelet rice on the plate quickly, and Ah Fu had to look at the three people pitifully. Lin Tianyin was not full at all, but she was still losing weight and had to work hard to control her crazy appetite.
"What kind of person is the prince? How do we know who the prince is if he wears casual clothes..."
After eating and drinking, Mirona began to worry about their plan again, and her whole person looked a little melancholy, her big eyes twinkling and looking very charming. Lin Tianyin lay his head up on the chair, rolled his eyes and recalled the description in the original book and wrote: "Well...It's a golden retriever, wearing a silver-white light armor with a cloak behind it. Compared with ordinary people, the style of painting is different, so it is easy to distinguish. "
"The style of painting is different?" Mirona asked puzzledly.
"That is to say, you know that that person is the prince." Lin Tianyin said nonchalantly. Although the author tried to show how perfect the prince was in the description of the original work, he didn’t know if it was due to the limited level of the author. This prince was not only in Looks a bit **** in all respects, or disgusting and handsome. Of course, in the end he didn't know if he was with Mirona. Lin Tianyin hadn't read the story at all, and he didn't even know what the devil was like.
After hearing Lin Tianyin's words, Mirona nodded her head as if she didn't understand. Lin Tianyin didn't expect Mirona to understand, because she was mainly talking to monkeys. This monkey seems to be very clever and can accurately understand the meaning of human words. In order to build a good relationship with the monkey, she bought a bunch of bananas for the monkey to eat on the way back. Sure enough, after eating the banana, the monkey's affinity for her surpassed Mirona and Gagaf. Lin Tianyin felt that the monkey's plan to steal the Prince's wallet became more and more foolproof.
In short, the three of them had spent one night in Ah Fu's ruined house. The next day, Lin Tianyin and his group laid ambush in the woods outside the city, preparing to wait for the rabbit to ambush the prince. Although the method is primitive, there is no other good way. Because the plot has become messy, it is impossible for them to wait to be discovered by the prince and the leader of the knights in the burned house like in the original book. And I don’t know if it’s the illusion that Mirona is also affected by her to be less and less like a good person. In the original book, she was supposed to be the pure little virgin who was in love with the prince. Now she is instigated to grab the prince’s money bag...
The sun in the sky is very dazzling. The three people who waited for the rabbits in the woods waited in ambush for a whole morning. Everyone was sweating profusely, and the monkeys still pulled two feces in place.
The three people suddenly felt that their behavior was a bit stupid, and when they began to consider whether they should continue to wait or grab something to eat in the lake, the monkey that Lin Tianyin brought by his side suddenly became alert and called two "squeaks". Sound, and then rushed in one direction.
"What's the matter?!" Gagaf immediately put his bow and arrow on his back, and Lin Tianyin, who was lying bored on the ground, also got up instantly and looked around vigilantly: "Most prey is here!"
Calculating the time, the prince should almost appear. They should go to the unnamed village just like in the original book, so they will definitely pass this road. But the opponents are the prince and the leader of the knights. Both of them are very skilled. If they meet directly face to face, they are definitely not their opponents. Lin Tianyin originally planned to follow the two men back to the town to wait for an opportunity to act, but he didn't expect the monkey to shoot directly! This is a big trouble!
Lin Tianyin felt anxious and hesitated whether to abandon the monkey and run away or to cover the monkey. While she was still hesitating, Mirona suddenly exclaimed, pointing her finger forward. Lin Tianyin looked in the direction she was pointing, and saw the monkey leaping out of the bushes with a heavy pocket on his back, squeaking and running away.
Snatch it so soon? ! Lin Tianyin couldn't help being shocked by the monkey's efficiency. It seemed that he was robbed in the blink of an eye. Is this monkey a born thief? !
"Stop—! Damn monkey!"
When the monkey ran away from the three of them with his pockets on his back, another angry shout was heard in the woods. Lin Tianyin looked in the direction and saw a silver knight in knight armor with a giant in his hand. Shield showed a suspicious look when he saw the three of them.
"Are you and the monkey in the same group..."
It was the leader of the knights, Lin Tianyin immediately reacted, the prince didn't seem to chase him, and let the leader of the knights who followed him to catch the monkey. Mirona and Gagaf suddenly looked a little ugly, but they didn't expect to be hit!
"Run!" Gagaf reacted immediately, grabbing Mirona's hand and ran. Seeing these guilty conscience guys, the Silver Knight reacted suddenly and furiously, and raised the silver sword in the direction of the two fleeing: "You dare to **** the royal family's property, you deserve death!"
Lin Tianyin's heartbeat suddenly accelerated after seeing the sword raised by the Silver Knight. This trick is the powerful killer slashing dragon in the original book by the head of the knights! Does he actually want to use them at this time? ! One of them is the heroine in the original book who should have been saved by him and secretly admired...
Once hit by that trick, he would be dead, Lin Tianyin broke out in a cold sweat and must stop this guy! By the way, there are flaws!
"Look here, silly big guy!"
Lin Tianyin, who was hiding in the bushes, rushed out. When the Silver Knight turned his head, suddenly two groups of stinky things flew towards him. He hadn't realized what was going on. The two groups of things were already " "Papa" was hitting his face.
"Uh-! What is this?! It smells so bad!"
The silver knight's power-storing skills were forced to terminate, and the khaki-colored thing obscured his eyes. Lin Tianyin took advantage of this moment and rushed forward, knocked down the leader of the Knights, and then ran after Mirona and Gagaf who had fled.
Wait for her—!
Lin Tianyin was in shock, she just did something with endless troubles...
…She hit the leader of the Knights with a monkey **** ball.
Wipe, this is the rhythm of feuding with the original protagonists before the plot begins!
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