The Villain Only Wants To Live a Buddhist Life

"Cough! Cough! Cough!"

Sister Carlian coughed three times, shocked.

She lowered her head to observe carefully.

The girl lying on the hospital bed is indeed a bit male, but she obviously has no Adam's apple and her body is well developed, even precocious.

If it weren't for the student next to her to point out her true gender, Sister Carlian would never guess that she would be a boy.

"you sure?"

She still couldn't help but asked back.

Duck showed pity on his face and nodded: "Yes."

Shouldn't a first-year student suddenly pop up a twin sister of Robert, right?

"Then it's tricky!" Sister Carlian took a breath. "In the past two years, even the most excessive pranks have only turned people into pigs. I didn't expect there to be something more excessive than becoming a pig."

"Become a pig?!!"

Dark can't judge whether being turned into a pig or being turned into the opposite **** is too much.

But Sister Carlian obviously felt that the latter was even more excessive.

But since turning into a pig can be cured, turning into a woman should be casual, right?

With this thought, Duck asked: "Can it be cured?"

Sister Carlian took out the crumpled rubber white gloves from her pocket and put on it, solemnly said: "Gender conversion is a type of transfiguration, and it has the same thing as pigs, sheeps, and toads. They can't last in theory. Even if they are left alone, they will be automatically released after a certain period of time. Of course, they can't be judged easily before the diagnosis. Silver, it is not my responsibility to trace the root cause."

"Silf...Professor?"

With the breeze, Duck turned his head and saw that Professor Silver was standing behind him silently.

When this kind of thing happened, the professors would naturally not ignore it.

Professor Silver said seriously: "You go to class first, I have notified Jones."

"Okay, Professor."

Dak gave a salute and left the infirmary.

Professional matters are naturally handed over to professionals.

There is no need for him to worry about it next.

...

"Hey, Dimon."

"Good morning, Gothe."

On the way to the classroom, Duck met Witt.

Witte looked very depressed, with his face on his back when he said hello.

He asked without expectation: "Dimon, have you seen Robert? I mean, Bronheim."

Duck said very plainly: "If you are looking for Brogheim, you can go to the infirmary. Of course, I don't recommend you to find it at this time, after all, class is about to start."

Witte immediately cheered up: "Is it in the infirmary? Is he okay? It must be diarrhea, isn't it? This kid, let me find it for a while!"

Duck looked weird: "Perhaps."

This kind of embarrassment is still kept secret.

"That's okay." Witte said, "By the way, Dimon... Dimon? Hey, you walk slowly, I'm almost exhausted, I didn't even have breakfast!"

...

When Duck arrived in the classroom, he discovered that a girl had been mischievous and had spread.

But fortunately, no one knows that the "girl" of the protagonist of the incident is Robert, otherwise the little magisters must have fallen out.

The students did not notice Robert's absence, and Professor Jones also came to the classroom as usual.

She didn't mention much, so she started to teach.

This lesson focuses on the interaction between the attributes of the magic wizard.

There are a total of twenty attributes, only light and darkness exist independently of the other eighteen attributes.

"Every substance has both light and dark sides. They do not have entanglements with other attributes, but they have restraint between each other. Of course, some ghost wizards will hate light, but in fact they are biologically in nature. Restraint, not restraint in energy attributes."

"The so-called restraint in energy attributes refers to a certain degree of separation from physics, and the relationship between victory and defeat between pure energy is based on empirical science."

"Like Bingkelong."

Professor Jones shrugged.

"The ghost knows why the ice attribute can restrain the dragon attribute? Is it because dragons are cold-blooded animals?"

...

This lesson is fairly interesting.

Professor Jones frequently sampled students on stage to summon the magic wizard for demonstrations, and had a lot of fun.

But when Professor Jones asked the students to copy the Attribute Relations Form ten times after class and memorize it for random check in the next class, it became less interesting.

Even until the end of get out of class, no one noticed that Robert was not there.

...

"Jingle Bell."

As soon as the bell rang, Witte rushed out of the classroom.

Although Dark felt that Robert probably didn't want Witte to visit him, he had no reason to stop it.

The second class is arithmetic.

Professor Lily appeared at the back door and hooked Duck.

Duck put down his textbook and left with the professor temporarily.

The two turned to the corner where there was no one, and Professor Lili patted Duck on the shoulder with relief;

Dark: "..."

Professor Lily was still excited: "I've heard about it, your handling is very good. Although Brogheim is an unconscious child, it would be too bad for him to bear the shadow since the first grade. Nothing now. People know his true identity, and we will treat the whole incident as an ordinary prank."

Duck cared: "What about the murderer... I mean, who did it?"

Professor Lily: "Brogheim has already woke up. He said he was suddenly brought down during a night tour last night and he didn't see anything."

She changed the mood and said again; "But you don't have to worry about this, the professors will take care of it. In addition, Professor Kazel also asked me to take the place of the message, saying that the thing you asked for has already taken place. By the way, What did you ask him for?"

Duck's expression was stagnant, and after a while, he said, "It's nothing, it's just a question of verifying in a small experiment."

Professor Cazer didn't seem to inform the other professors about the flower cards?

But since I don't want people to know, why do I have to let people pass on?

When Duck returned to the classroom, he was still thinking.

...

When the class is about to go.

Witte returned happily, with Robert who had recovered by his side.

"Robert, you are fine."

"It's just that I broke my stomach, don't make it too loud..."

Duck glanced over there, just in time with Robert's eyes.

Robert immediately showed a begging expression.

Duck made a quiet comparison, and then blinked.

Robert nodded gratefully.

Witte noticed something strange: "Robert, are you swollen?"

Robert: "It's nothing, it's just a mosquito bite in the corner of my eye."

Witte: "Mosquito, why didn't I get bitten?"

Robert: "Maybe my meat is more fragrant?"

Witte: "Haha."

...

In this class, Professor Lily passed on the [Multiplication Formula Table] squeezed from Duck’s mouth.

Of course, there is multiplication in this world, but because education was not popular in the past, there was no sinking system, and easy-to-entry calculation methods such as "vertical formulas" and "multiplication formula tables" were not invented.

Anyway after this class.

Even if Dak was walking on the road, he could hear the little magisters reciting, shaking their heads, "One gets one, one two gets two..."

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