(Ryoto's pov)

Ryoto: "Hey, Lala! Fancy seeing you here."

Lala rushed to me.

Lala: "Are you alright, Ryoto!?"

Ryoto: "Why wouldn't I be?"

Lala: "One of my ex-fiancé sent an assassin after you."

Ryoto: "I know. I was just having a small talk with said assassin."

I pointed to Yami.

Lala: "What!? That cute girl is an assassin!?"

Yami: "Cute?"

Yami got embarrassed by Lala's compliment.

As we were talking, a spaceship arrived near us, and from the ship, a short green alien descended from there.

Why does he look like Pilaf, though?

Lacospo: "Tadaaaaahh!!! Lacospo is here to visit!!!"

Yeah, I do not care for him.

Lacospo: "I've come to pick you up, Lala-tan! Let's get married♡!"

Lala: "In your dreams, Lacospo. You ordered an assassin to kill Ryoto.

You're the worst."

Shockingly future victim of Mil-tan was shocked by her words.

Lacospo: "The... the worst!!?"

As this conversation was taking place, I took out a lollipop, and I offered it to Yami as well.

Ryoto: "Do you want it?"

She took it without hesitation.

Did I already tame her with food?

Lacospo: "This is your fault, Ryoto Yuuki! You have been taking advantage of Lala-tan!"

Ryoto: "True... Sleeping in her lap at every possible time, I truly took advantage of her kindness, but can you blame me?"

I started exaggerating and used my acting skills to the fullest.

Lacospo: "You did what!!?"

Ryoto: "Or do you mean the time when she started feeding me food?"

He started turning blue. Does this mean that he is angry, or did he stop breathing? It's possible that his blood is blue after all.

Ryoto: "Oh, I know. You are probably mad that we are sleeping in the same bed."

Yami: "Ecchi."

Ryoto: "I don't deny it."

Lacospo: "Come on out!!! Gama-tan!!!"

Lacospo, furious at what I said, summoned his pet. A giant frog-like alien.

Peke: "That's the rare irogaama!?"

Lala: "You know about that, Peke?"

Peke: "Yes... I saw it before in astrobiology reference book. If that's the real thing, then it's my natural enemy!!!"

The little goblin went a little insane and attacked Yami for some reason. He ordered his pet to attack, and the frog spat out some kind of acid that could melt clothes.

Seeing this, Yami turned a bit serious with aight blush on her face.

Yami: "I do not approve... of that ecchi animal!"

She tried to cut the frog, but she couldn't because of something that covered its skin.

The frog counterattacked with its tongue and sent Yami flying.

As a gentleman that I was, I caught her, but because I only had one available arm, my hand landed on her butt.

Feeling something on her butt Yami tried to punch me.

Yami: "Nooo!!!"

I, of course, dodged it and threw her gently so she could land on her own two feet.

Lacospo: "I caught you off guard!!!"

He tried once again to dissolve Yami's clothes, but I saw Lala trying to protect her with her body, and I couldn't let that creep see Lala naked, so I used my own body to protect her.

I was left butt naked.

First, he tries to destroy my reputation, and now he destroys my clothes.

Thankfully I've got just the ability for situations like this.

I snapped my fingers, and a black suit with a black shirt appeared on my body.

*BGM "Drive That Funky Soul"*

Everyone looked around, clearly confused.

Lacospo: "Where does that music come from?"

Ryoto: "From the depths of my soul."

I started walking up to him and did finger pistols while I was at it.

Full of confidence, I was decreasing the distance between me and whatever his name was.

Lacospo: "Attack him, Gama-tan!!!"

The frog tried to slam me with its tongue, but I did a sideway slide and dodged it. After that, I spun and continued my dance.

I clapped my hands over my head and started thrusting my hips.

Lala: Woo, Ryoto!!!"

Lala cheered for me.

Ryoto: "Thanks, Lala!"

Yami, on the other hand, had a blank expression on her face, and the same could be said about Lala's ex-fiancé.

Lacospo: "What?"

I was finally in range, not that I needed to, but I did it anyway.

I used the nearby water to cover the frog and most of his owner's body and turned it into ice. I then jumped on the frozen pet as I stood in front of the goblin.

Lacospo: "Free me!!!"

Ryoto: "Look at little goblin junior. Gonna cry?"

Lacospo: "Huh?"

Ryoto: "Nevermind that. I heard that you were spreading some nasty rumors about me, so right now, it's punishment time."

(Lacospo's pov)

When Ryoto Yuuki opened his eyes, I was transferred somewhere else. I wasn't frozen anymore, and I wasn't even on Gama-tan either.

I'll get my revenge on him when I go back.

I looked around and saw many beautiful girls.

Am I in heaven?

Who cares! Woohoo!!!

I had the time of my life. I had dates with many girls at the same time. As I kissed one of them on the lips, something felt strange, so I opened my eyes to witness that a beautiful girl had turned into a masculine man, so I quickly backed away with horror in my eyes.

Mil-tan: "Oh, why did you stop. We were having a great time~♡."

Thus man had a strange outfit and did a cute pose that made me want to puke.

I tried to run away, but I hit something hard, so I looked up and saw a man in a prisoner's outfit.

Puri-Puri: "An eager boy we have here~."

He flexed his muscles, and all of his clothes exploded, leaving him completely naked.

My eyes burn!!!

I attempted to run away again and hit someone once more.

Hapsiel: "Not need to be shy little guy~♡."

He winked at me.

At that moment, I felt hands on both of my shoulders.

Lacospo: "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

(Ryoto's pov)

Well, that was fun.

I turned to Yami.

Ryoto: "Now that your contract is invalid, what do you want to do?"

Yami looked between Lala and me.

Yami: "No. Once I have accepted a job, abandoning it midway through is against my principles. Ryoto Yuuki, until I have settled things with you, I will remain here on Earth."

Seeing it coming, I wasn't shocked, so I gave her a confident smile.

Ryoto: "Sure. Come at me whenever you want, but I'll warn you. I'm strong."

I borrowed someone's else words that suited the situation.

Oh, right. I need to punish Zastin as well. I'll do it after he deals with that little goblin.

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END

(A/N I revealed the last of Ryoto's secret abilities, and it's bully's Maguire suit. It doesn't have his Almighty power, but it makes music and forces Ryoto to dance and quote the great one at random.

By the way, should I write ecchi as a pervert or leave it as it is?)

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