The Wanton Life of Urban Gods
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Hehe, he doesn't have a watt in his head yet. If he brings the Internet-addicted girl home, what if she gets toenail fungus, like a contagion, and passes on the Internet addiction to the pregnant woman Chen Yifa?
Hearing Lin Fan's question, Yan Sheng raised his head, carefully searched for the thoughts in his mind, and said with a sweet smile, "Hey, Lin Fan, shall we go to the Demon King? She must be sleeping now, let's kill it. Her family, caught her off guard, and then we dragged this ace pigeon live, what do you think?"
Hearing this, Lin Fan twitched the corners of his mouth: "Do you have the key?"
"Yes, how could I not have the key to the Demon King's house? Hee hee, you don't have it, right? In this way, my position in the Demon King's heart is more important!"
Yan Sheng took out a key from his bag and pushed Lin Fan's heart with a smirk.
Hearing her words, Lin Fan opened his mouth. He didn't know what to say. You and the Demon King fell in love and killed each other, and it's over. This... how did you get involved with yourself again?
Also, you can tell from a key that you are more important than me in the Demon King's heart?Then you are really great!
Leng Feng, who was in the driver's seat, glanced at his young master with a strange expression, and managed to hold back his laughter, and then drove towards the Demon King's house.
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Outside the apartment where the Demon King lived, there were two more sneaky figures.
"Hey Yansheng, why do we have to act like thieves? Don't you want the key? Come here with integrity, won't you?"
Lin Fan really didn't understand this point, why would he still want to be a thief when he had the key, ~ it's really no solution...
Hearing this, Yan Sheng put a finger on his red lips, pointed to the door, and said in a low voice, "Do you understand the mood? We want to surprise the Demon King, and of course we can't be careless!"
"I..." Lin Fan opened his mouth, folded his arms around his chest, leaned against the wall, squinted at Yan Sheng and almost didn't say a word, this "thief" classmate, please start your performance!
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With a click, the door was opened. Yan Sheng poked his head and went in. After a few glances, he made a gesture to Lin Fan and asked him to follow him in.
Seeing this, Lin Fan followed him and cautiously walked into the Demon King's house for the second time.
It's just that... as soon as he walked in, he had to stop, because... the current Demon King's house is a little different from the last time he came!
The last time he came, it wasn't very neat, but at least it was passable.
But this time, um... that's a bit too much to say! ! !
Lin Fan looked at a pair of white stockings that was only less than two meters away from him, and then looked at the dazzling red Nei Nei on the sofa not far away, he had to shrink his nose.
Thanks to him and Yansheng who came in today, otherwise, wouldn't the world be in chaos?
Yan Sheng, who was walking in front, seemed to sense Lin Fan's discomfort, turned his head, gave him a charming white look, and said, "I know you don't go to girls' houses often, do you think girls will always clean up? Hehe——at least the Demon King is not this type of person!"
After speaking, Yan Sheng trotted to the door of the bedroom, and then repeatedly gestured to his wingman Lin Fan to follow.
This is almost touching the target, what's the matter with dawdling!
……
It's just that Lin Fan ignored her this time. Instead, he bent down and helped the Demon King clean up the silk stockings, socks and other clothes scattered on the ground.
It wasn't until the area in front of him was cleaned up that he paced to Yan Sheng's side, pointed to the bedroom door and said, "Are you sure the Demon King is inside?"
Before coming here, no matter whether it was Lin Fan or Yan Sheng, no one called the Demon King just for this surprise.
So... in Lin Fan's understanding, the two of them might give the Demon King a "big surprise", and of course they might miss out.
At this time, it depends on whether Yan Sheng, the Demon King's good Li friend, can do anything...
Yan Sheng chicken nodded as if pecking at rice: "I promise, the devil must be inside, just in her messy living room, at first glance, it is the clothes that were thrown away after going out to take a shower, and she must not go out, she must be sleeping now, very You may have an unexpected joy!"
When it came to the four words of unexpected joy, Yan Sheng lengthened his voice, a hint of slyness flashed in his eyes, and he giggled.
Seeing her like this, Lin Fan furrowed his brows instinctively: "Are you sure it's a surprise? Instead of being surprised and frightened like the Demon King?"
"Well!!! I can guarantee it will be a surprise for you!"
Seeing that Yansheng was so sure, Lin Fan could only be skeptical and let her act.
……
Yan Sheng gently opened the door of the Demon King, and led Lin Fan into the Demon King's boudoir quietly.
I saw the little devil's head sticking out of the quilt, his eyebrows stretched, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly.
Seeing this scene, Yan Sheng leaned into Lin Fan's ear and said softly, "Next, it's time to witness the surprise!"
After speaking, the girl tiptoed to the bedside. Under Lin Fan's gaze, she grabbed the quilt covering the Demon King with both hands.
Then... with a bang, the quilt was lifted!
At the moment when the quilt was flying, Lin Fan showed a fair and beautiful body in front of his eyes, which made him a little dazzled and his heart became hot.
At this moment, he finally knew why Yansheng would say that it was a surprise to him, but to the Demon King, it was probably a shock.
It turns out... I have a habit of sleeping naked after being notified by the Lolicon Demon King, and this habit was unfortunately found out by her good Li friend.
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And so, the tragedy was born! ! !
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In less than forty-five seconds after the quilt flew up and down, Lin Fan's eyes scanned the entire body of the Demon King, where it was concave, where it was convex, where it was whiter, and where it was darker, all of which were in sight. .
The Demon King in his sleep only felt a chill on his body, a breeze was blowing, he opened his eyes in a daze, saw Yan Sheng's figure, and then saw the quilt in her hand, yawned, turned over and said, "Yan Sheng, don't make trouble. , I got an advertisement last night and I didn't sleep until this morning!"
At this moment, she didn't know that there was not only a good friend like Yan Sheng, but also a big man like Lin Fan in the bedroom...
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She just simply thought that this was just a prank by her good friend Yansheng!
This kind of behavior between the two of them can be said to happen often, after all... Haoliyou Lala, you look at me, I look at you, no one suffers!
"Pfft! Hahahaha!" Seeing that she really turned around and fell asleep, Yan Sheng put down the quilt in his hand, lay down on top of her, and giggled.
Skin like this, she is really happy! ! !
Seeing her laughing so happily, the sleepy Demon King didn't understand, and was about to push her down and hug her to sleep together when a man's cough suddenly sounded in the bedroom, instantly knocking her out. The drowsiness was wiped out by the expulsion.
In the bedroom, in addition to Yan Sheng, there... is there anyone else?
Also, is this person a man?
It seemed, as if Yan Sheng lifted the quilt just now?And before I go to bed, I seem to take off clean?
Hiss - obediently long, dick, isn't it?
Shock! ! ! !
After thinking about it clearly, the Demon King turned over, covered his head with the quilt, and let out a mournful cry, the decibel level was so high that it almost stunned Lin Fan and Yan Sheng.
"what!!!!"
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The Demon King showed his extraordinary lung capacity and high-pitched voice in front of Lin Fan and Yan Sheng.
A high pitch?Two high notes?Triple treble?
These are all floating clouds in front of the screaming Demon King!
The demon king's screams are higher than waves, and the sound is higher than the sound, and the extraordinary lung capacity directly makes her screams last as long as three minutes, which is simply shocking! ! !
When the sound stopped, Lin Fan quickly put down his fingers covering his ears, then shook his body to confirm that his eardrums were not damaged by the devil.
I have to say that the continuous high-pitched sound just now was really terrifying...
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After venting, the Demon King huddled in the quilt like an ostrich, pouted his ass, and said in a muffled voice: "Yansheng, you are dead! And "two forty"...you crazy woman Who did you bring in?"
The masculine cough just now sounded vaguely familiar to the Demon King, but after all, because the incident happened too hastily, he didn't dare to confirm it, so he could only ask Yan Sheng, this crazy girl.
crazy girl?
That's right, at this moment, Yan Sheng, the former good friend of the devil, has been beaten mercilessly into the ranks of crazy girls by her.
This girl, knowing that she has the habit of sleeping naked, even brought people to her bedroom, and even lifted her quilt. She is not crazy, who is crazy?
After the prank was over, Yan Sheng knew that it was time to clean up the mess. If he continued to be naughty, it was very likely that he would really end.
As a good friend, not only the Demon King is familiar with her, but she is also very familiar with the Demon King. Of course, she knows that the Demon King will not lie about this.
Besides, she herself knew that the one she played this time was really a bit big!
"Cough cough," Yan Sheng coughed twice, took Lin Fan's arm, and said with a smile, "Don't worry about the devil, I have my senses, I brought Lin Fan, don't worry, Feng Shui does not flow. Outsider field..."
"Yeah! Say it again, you crazy girl, believe it or not, I will tear your mouth!" The Demon King huddled in the quilt heard that the man who appeared in his boudoir was Lin Fan, he was immediately relieved.
Although she felt that Yan Sheng's statement that the fat water does not flow to the outsider's field was a bit ugly, but from the actual point of view, this... is really not wrong.
"Hee hee, take care of yourself, I'll take Lin Fan to the living room to sit!" Yan Sheng smoked under his feet, and pulled Lin Fan out of the bedroom.
She was worried that if she stayed here again, she would attract all the hatred of the Demon King to her head, which would be a big trouble.
The bad thing is that she did the right thing, but it was Lin Fan who took advantage of it, so she was left alone to carry the blame for no reason!
Hearing the movement of the two leaving, it wasn't until a few minutes later that the Demon King cautiously got out of the bed, looked down at his body, and blushed like blood was dripping.
"Aiya... I've seen everything for Lin Fan this time. I wonder if he won't be new to me anymore. Hmph, this crazy girl Yan Sheng must have done it on purpose!"
"I don't know. After he saw it, what was his inner opinion? I... I'm bigger than numb, so it should be better than hers, right?"
"Chiao, what the hell is going on in my head! Be awake, Demon King!"
The Demon King's self-talk echoed over the bedroom, causing ripples in her heart.
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