The weird game of the ancient gods

boom! boom! boom! The knocking sound continued. Xia Yu did not sit still and waited for death. He returned to the bedroom and wrapped his head in a quilt. The sound suddenly became much quieter, and he was finally able to calm down.

It's just that it's getting a little hotter again, and since the Coke wasn't in my mouth just now, I'll feel even more thirsty.

However, after Xia Yu calmed down, his thinking became less chaotic. He quickly thought of a way. He took a straw from the refrigerator, inserted it into the Coke bottle, and then put it into his mouth along the mask. Isn't that the end of it? .

Now I can finally drink the cool and refreshing Fatty Happy Water.

Xia Yu drank a whole bottle of Coke in one breath, and took a long nap. It felt so good! There is nothing more satisfying than drinking a bottle of iced Coke on a hot day. He proudly waved the Coke bottle in his hand at the spoon-killer, "You can't trap me!"

After saying that, the Coke bottle was thrown directly into Brother Spoon's face.

The Spoon Killer didn't respond at all, as if he didn't understand what Xia Yu was talking about, or he didn't care at all and continued his hammering work.

The other party's reaction did not surprise Xia Yu. He had already seen that although this guy was not a robot, it seemed to follow a certain program. His mentality should be completely different from that of normal humans.

He felt that he had found a clue to deal with this guy. Anyway, as long as he didn't stop him from knocking him, this guy wouldn't change his tactics. He just had to find a way to minimize the impact, and then he only had to survive these seven days. That's it.

The Spoon Killer's attack power is limited, and he is not afraid of getting hurt at all when wearing a full set of protection. In fact, even without the protection, Xia Yu felt that it would only hurt a little from being hit, and he would not be injured. The only problem is that this guy is too If you are annoyed, even if you wrap the helmet with clothes as a buffer layer, it is impossible to completely isolate the sound. If you continue to be annoyed like this, you will easily become irritable, anxious, and neurasthenic, so you must try to find something to distract yourself. OK.

He thought about sitting in front of the computer, turned on the computer, found a game and started playing.

Brother Spoon kept knocking hard behind him. Xia Yu just thought he was massaging himself and focused all his attention on the game. Sure enough, the knocking sound was not so annoying, and he even played it When I was most immersed, even Brother Spoon beside me seemed to no longer exist.

As if he thought it was okay to type like this, Brother Spoon suddenly stopped. Xia Yu was playing in a group game and didn't pay attention at all until Brother Spoon walked around the computer chair and walked to the computer screen, staring at it with his eyes. He raised the spoon in his hand toward the computer, and Xia Yu felt something was wrong.

"I don't want the nest grass!"

boom! With a spoonful of it, the computer screen was instantly cracked. After a few smacks of it, the entire screen was shattered. Finally, a burst of smoke came out, and it simply went black.

Xia Yu was so angry now that he refused to let anyone live. He went up to him and punched and kicked him. Brother Spoon didn't care and continued to wave the spoon at him. After a while of going back and forth, nothing happened. What was suspenseful was that Xia Yu was defeated first. He felt helpless. It seemed that the other party would never make it easy for him. The computer had been smashed. If he wanted to watch TV, the TV would probably not be spared either, so he better not waste it. Just After being exhausted and having no other choice, Xia Yu could only sit on the sofa and relax.

It was fine during the day, although it was a bit more difficult, as I had to eat and drink under the helmet, but there was nothing to do anyway, so I just sat there in a daze.

At night, the real test comes - sleeping becomes the biggest problem at this time.

Xia Yu covered his head with the quilt and wore earplugs in his ears, but he still couldn't escape the knocking sound.

boom! boom! boom!

It seemed like it was knocking on his brain. Every time he closed his eyes, he was woken up by the knocking sound. Xia Yu felt like he was going crazy.

After lying down until twelve o'clock and unable to sleep, Xia Yu suddenly had an idea.

This spoon murderer reminded him of a person, the sparring brother in Sekiro. His real name was Xia Yu. He couldn't remember it. Everyone in the game jokingly called him sparring brother because he was an immortal and couldn't kill no matter what. Death, therefore, becomes the player's sparring partner in the game. Every time the player learns a new move, he can try it out on this guy and practice fighting.

At this moment, isn't this Spoon Brother also a perfect sparring partner? It has strong combat power and will not die. At the same time, its attack power is limited. If the spoon hits someone, it will not cause real damage. It is perfect.

The key is that he doesn't rest for 24 hours. Anyway, he is idle, and he can't sleep. It's better to practice dagger fighting with him.

There is a saying that goes well, life is like being raped. Since you can't resist, just lie down and enjoy it.

The more Xia Yu thought about it, the more it made sense. He suddenly got out of the quilt and took off his explosion-proof suit and helmet.

Just in the blink of an eye, he was knocked five or six times.

It hurts! Without the protection of a helmet, it really hurts to be hit on the head with a spoon.

He ignored the pain and rushed out of the bedroom holding his head. Without the burden of an explosion-proof suit, his body felt extremely light. He ran into the living room, took two daggers in his hands, and watched the Spoon Killer chase after him. , another spoon knocked over, Xia Yu suddenly raised his hand, trying to block Brother Spoon's attack with his dagger.

However, it was not easy to block with a short weapon. The spoon hit him on the arm. Then he hit his hand with a spoon.

Xia Yu's hand went numb and he almost dropped the Dragon Tooth Dagger, but he immediately clenched his fist again and swung the knife out again.

Just like that, the two started fighting in the living room.

One is dual-wielding spoons, the other is dual-wielding daggers, one is dressed in black and has a white face, and the other is solemn. This scene is really weird.

However, at this moment, Xia Yu didn't think about this at all. He focused all his attention on the battle in front of him. This Brother Spoon was indeed very strong.

It's more of a one-sided beating than a battle. In less than five minutes, Xia Yu was hit dozens of times, but the other party didn't get a single hit. Even when he was on guard, Brother Spoon's speed It was so fast that he couldn't stab it easily.

However, it was surprisingly difficult for him to block and dodge the opponent's attacks. Every time the opponent would use a superb spoon, it would hit him like a ghost.

No more, no more! Xia Yu felt like he had been beaten all over his body, and no part of his flesh was without pain. He dropped the dagger, held his head and rushed back into the bedroom. He endured Brother Spoon's attack, put on his helmet, and used The quilt wrapped myself up.

Now he finally felt comfortable. After resting in the quilt for a while, he felt that his body wasn't hurting so much anymore. Xia Yu lifted up the quilt again and rushed out of the bedroom again.

Picking up the dagger on the ground, "Come again!"

When he was resting just now, he was actually recalling some details of the battle. Although the opponent was fast, it was not impossible to keep up. It was just that he was too nervous and was a little nervous after being knocked. He took a deep breath. , he calmed himself down as much as possible, faced the oncoming spoon, and raised the knife again.