The Whole Entertainment Circle Begs Me To Shut Up

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He didn't expect Teacher Yu to be so popular in the underworld, but he didn't want to cause trouble at night. The male ghost was willing to take a step back and he was happy to save trouble, so he took a signed photo from the side and asked: "I want to I burn it for you?"

The man said: "No, no, if it burns, she will think I lied to her again..."

Meng Shaoyou once again: "..."

The other party got the photo but stopped crying, wiped a handful of non-existent tears, held the photo carefully in his arms, and then floated out of the window.

This is the end of the matter.

Meng Shaoyou told Yu Jianghe about this incident by the way. The point was not that the male ghost took the autographed photo, but he found that it seemed that some ghosts were particularly easy to gather around Teacher Yu. You have to protect yourself."

But at the end he added: "Of course, I don't have to worry about it."

Meng Shaoyou still has self-confidence, he can be regarded as a leader among his peers in Tao Fa practice.

Yu Jianghe glanced at him and let out a deep hum.

Afterwards, I had a good night's dream.

The filming in the village went smoothly. After all, the crew gave a lot of money. Under the village chief’s three orders, the others did not bother them even if they were curious.

"According to this schedule, I will be able to go back in two or three days." The photographer said, he stretched his waist and yawned: "Finally, I can go back. There is a lot of noise here at night, and I have it for a long time. I haven't had a good night's sleep!"

"Huh? Is it noisy at night? I have been sleeping soundly these past few days, so there is nothing to disturb you!" the person with you on the side said.

The cameraman said, "Isn't it? You sleep so hard, I can hear the quarrel every day in the middle of the night! I also wondered which couple quarreled in the middle of the night, and they quarreled for so many days!"

But when he said this, everyone else shook their heads, indicating that they hadn't heard these sounds at all. When the photographer saw this, his heart was shaken, and he half hesitated to say: "Can't it be me hell?!"

Otherwise, why can't others hear, but he can?

Other people around me just showed an expression that they knew all about—it’s not that there is no such thing in the circle!

The cameraman was in a panic. He turned to Meng Shaoyou, who had been silent for a while, and asked generally: "Xiao Meng, they live far away from me, you live next door to me, did you hear that?"

Meng Shaoyou was just by the side and knew what was going on.

Ordinary people, unlike Taoists, can freely control contact with the underworld. Sometimes they are forced to receive information from the underworld when their fortunes are low. The quarrels mentioned by the photographer Meng Shaoyou have not heard it, but it does not rule out that it is true. .

He glanced at his embarrassed photographer brother and thought for a while and said: "I haven't heard of it. It may be that you have had auditory hallucinations in filming these past few days. Haven't you often been filming quarrel scenes recently."

other people:"……"

This explanation seems to work!

The photographer was relieved, and comforted him regardless of whether Meng Shaoyou's statement was accurate. Upon seeing this, the person next to him said quietly, "But this is Teacher Yu's assistant after all."

Who doesn't know that Teacher Yu is a well-known materialist. Isn't it useless to ask him?

Brother Photographer: "..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Why can Teacher Yu's name still be used like this?

If the photographer recognized Meng Shaoyou, the others didn’t say much. Anyway, I’ll leave here soon, so let’s make a noise at night, just don’t embarrass people...

In the evening, Teacher Yu watched Meng Shaoyou grabbing a writing brush and staring at the wall next door, frowning, thinking about something.

After all, things like sleeping well in the middle of the night are so inhumane. Meng Shaoyou thought about the precarious hair on the head of the photographer, wondering whether to write a talisman for him, hesitating whether to write a tranquil talisman or a cleansing talisman... …

Just when he hesitated, another ghost floated in from the window. He glanced at the two people in the room choking and squatted to the corner again very skillfully.

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

This time the male ghost cried more loudly. Even Teacher Yu frowned and asked, "Is anyone crying around here?"

Meng Shaoyou sighed and said to her heart that I am here to film or adjust family conflicts? I'm an assistant, not a neighborhood committee!

Then he explained to Teacher Yu: "The ghost he came back before, let me ask what's going on first."

Then he squatted to the corner of the wall, before he could speak, the male ghost cried again: "She, she said that it is better to have a dog with me..."

Good guy, I'm all wronged and tremble.

Meng Shaoyou looked at it again, and there were a lot of scars on this ghost. When he thought about it, he asked: "Are you always arguing these days?"

The male ghost said in surprise: "How do you know?"

It seems that the quarrels that the photographer hears every night are from here.

The male ghost shrank in the corner and said aggrieved: "I took her autographed photo, and she was not happy. She always likes to beat me if she is not happy..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He couldn't help but said: "In that case, it's better to separate each other."

The male ghost said again: "How can this be done? She and she have not accepted me! They all say that beating is a personal curse or love. Maybe the beating or beating more, she will be willing to be with me!"

Meng Shaoyou: "???"

I don't understand you ghosts very well.

However, even so, you can't always go here every time, right? People and ghosts have different paths, and Meng Shaoyou is nothing, but as the frequency increases, Teacher Yu will also be affected.

You can hear the cry of this ghost today!

At this moment, another angrily shouted from outside the window: "Come out for me with the surname Mu!" Then he watched the male ghost Dian'er, who had been shrinking in the corner, floated past, with a fluttering tone: "Come on. La~!"

Meng Shaoyou looked over, and there was a young girl outside, holding the soul of a **** dog in one hand, and holding a piece of paper in the other hand, looking fierce and angry. The male ghost floated aside and asked with concern: "You Why do you come to me? Do you miss me?"

Then the girl said, "No, I'm looking for you for a divorce!"

Male ghost: "..."

The male ghost's expression was dimmed, and he floated back to the room silently, and shrank silently in the corner.

The female ghost then floated in and said in a high tone: "We didn't marry voluntarily. What kind of years are these, do you still marry blindly?"

The male ghost stubbornly said: "I won't!"

The female ghost wanted to go up and hit him again. The male ghost closed his eyes and said stubbornly: "You hit it! You can't beat me anyway!"

"..."

The female ghost was almost mad at him, and after a pause, she was really beaten in a circle! The black dog brought by her barked like an accomplice!

This is the first time Meng Shaoyou has seen a ghost fight—or it was unilaterally beaten, and the female ghost became violent. It was really painful to watch the ghost fight, and the male ghost was not willing to let go .

The cameraman who fell asleep next door woke up in the middle of the night, listening to this voice and crying silently, how come this is getting closer and closer!

Big brother, don’t you think it’s okay to get a divorce...

The dog was also released, it sounds so painful...

The two ghosts were fighting in the room, and Meng Shaoyou reluctantly said, "Can you go out and fight?"

The female ghost noticed that there were others in the room, and as soon as she turned her head, she saw Meng Shaoyou and Yu Jianghe, and she was frozen in an instant.

The male ghost clung to him and said: "Daughter-in-law, look at me and say that my autographed photo is real! It was given to me by this little brother..."

The female ghost turned her head and made a punch and said: "What nonsense! Do you think I don't know that Teacher Yu doesn't believe in ghosts and gods?!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Forget it, he should have been calm. Meng Shaoyou ignored this, and then he said: "I am a Taoist priest, if you have anything you can tell me?"

When he spoke, the female ghost was excited, and floated in front of him and said: "Really? Then can you call the shots and divorce me?"

Female ghost said, they were not familiar with each other before their lives, but after death their parents wanted to find them a companion underneath, and under the introduction of the ghost matchmaker, they married them. She wasn't very happy from the beginning. This world is all about free marriage and love. Why is she still so backward in the underworld? She also told the dream several times, but at this time her parents actually felt that she was thinking by day and dreaming by night!

The female ghost still remembers her mother's words: "Daughter resisted blind dates before she was alive. I think I should be thinking of what she looked like before she was alive. Alas, it's okay. I didn't dream of her playing games with her feet... "

So after the yin mate got married, he wondered how to divorce, but the other party was unhappy, and this entanglement was entangled to the present.

The female ghost heard Meng Shao lobbying him to be a Taoist priest, and threw the paper in her hand and said, "Just say whether I can get a divorce!"

Meng Shaoyou didn't expect that there was such a thing, and asked, "The ghost matchmaker said that the kiss is so unreasonable?" According to the rules, the ghost matchmaker should only dare to agree after asking both sides.

The female ghost rolled her eyes and said, "Do you think that's a serious matchmaker? She is a liar at first sight. She doesn't know where to learn how to build bones, so she got confused!"

So this marriage can be regarded as a blind marriage and a dumb marriage. Can you not be angry?

It’s hard to tell Meng Shaoyou. After all, he is a Taoist priest and not a ghost matchmaker. He only knows the main points of the marriage and he has never seen a ghost couple who is getting divorced. , Let him ask how?"

This time it’s the female ghost’s turn to be surprised, "Can you still find impermanence?"

She did not die for a long time, but she also knew that this impermanence was not something everyone could call. This little Taoist priest had some abilities.

She didn't know that Meng Shaoyou could not only find, but also many...

Since Meng Shaoyou agreed to help her ask, he quickly burned a letter to Lao Zhao.

But after a while, Old Zhao floated over from a distance. As soon as he came in, he saw Meng Shaoyou open his mouth and said, "Yeah, my lord, do you remember me as an old man?"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."