The Whole Entertainment Circle Begs Me To Shut Up

Zhang Ansheng heard this: "..."

He looked at Yu Jianghe and saw that he didn't seem to be joking, and said: "I think it's good to pick these things, but you can't look down on any of them? Big brother, assistant, don't you need to be so picky, right?"

And I haven't seen him ask so much for an assistant before!

When Yu Jianghe looked at the resumes in his hands, Zhang Ansheng was right. The information of these people is good...

It's just that he rubs his fingers on the paper unconsciously, but he always feels something is wrong.

Zhang Ansheng was still looking at him, and when he saw that he hadn't spoken, he said: "Even if you are not satisfied, you should give a standard?"

Xiao Lin took the juice out of the kitchen and heard the words: "What standard?" Then he saw Yu Jianghe's resume and wondered: "Does Teacher Yu want to change assistants? Why? I think it's good to travel less. !"

Yu Jianghe usually only followed two assistants. Xiaolin didn't know that Meng Shaoyou was just a temporary assistant. He thought he was going to replace Meng Shaoyou, so he said a few words for him.

Even if Zhang Ansheng is good, he is not here to be an assistant, but Yu Jianghe put down his resume and said: "Well, I think he is quite good, so let's not change it."

Zhang Ansheng: "???"

no! Xiaolin doesn't know if Teacher Yu can still know?

This is intentional! Is it intentional?

…

On the other end, the black dog rushed into the house in front of Meng Shaoyou. Meng Shaoyou thought that something had happened and quickly followed. As soon as I entered the door, I first saw that the doors and windows were locked, even if there was anything, they were still in the room.

Then, he saw the **** dog dragging out a transparent soul body from the corner. The other party was a young male, but his soul was so dim as to be blown away in one breath, and the whole ghost passed out into a coma.

Meng Shaoyou raised his eyebrows. There were ghosts in his room unexpectedly? From the perspective of the soul, it is not a savage ghost, but rather like a new soul that has just died. The soul is so dim because of the lack of incense.

If you listened carefully, you could still hear the ghost chanting "hungry", "want to eat" and the like. The **** dog squatted beside him and pushed the ghost with his front paws, but he didn't see any response.

Meng Shaoyou turned out the incense burner and incense candles at home and lit him.

After a while, I saw the fingers of the ghost who was still groggy trembling slightly, and then climbed up to the incense burner and took a big mouthful!

The burning of the joss stick was related to the ghost's smoking speed, but there was no one in two or three seconds. Meng Shaoyou added two or three times to him, and the ghost was relieved.

He looked around and scratched his hair and wondered: "Strange, where am I?"

Meng Shaoyou sat in front of him and asked, "I still want to ask, why are you in my house?"

The male ghost still looked dumbfounded. He stood up on his own, turned left and right, clenched a fist with his right hand and knocked on his left hand, suddenly realized: "I am familiar with this plot, I am amnesia!"

He turned his head to look to Meng Shaoyou, and then said, "Who are you? Could it be my good brother? Should you explain to me what's wrong?"

Meng Shaoyou glanced at him and said mercilessly: "I am not, but I can be sure that you are dead."

Male ghost: "??!"

The male ghost had an earthquake, and then he wanted to pick up the incense burner that Meng Shaoyou had put aside, only to find that his hands could not touch anything at all!

"I...I'm dead?" He was stunned for a long time, then looked at Meng Shaoyou and said, "How could I die? How did I die?!"

He didn't even remember that he was dead!

"How do I know, I'm still curious about why you are at my house." Meng Shaoyou said, the ghost was stunned for a while, turned around, bowed his head and said dejectedly: "I can't remember!"

How can you lose your memory when you are a ghost?

Seeing him, Meng Shaoyou really couldn't think of it. He was still dejected. He stepped forward and patted him and said, "It's okay if I don't remember. When I was reborn, I saved a bowl of Mengpo soup."

Male ghost: "..."

Do you comfort ghosts like this? !

After spending some time accepting the fact that he was dead, the male ghost followed Meng Shaoyou and asked, "Are there really ghosts in this world?"

"Oh yes, I am a ghost myself, I can't deny my existence... But why can you see me? And did you raise the dog?" The male ghost should have been chattering before he was alive. One hundred thousand why are the same, almost not annoying Meng Shaoyou.

"Is there really black and white impermanence in this world? Are they Fan Wujiu and Xie Bian? If there are only two impermanence in the whole underworld, will they be so busy..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He was really noisy, but Meng Shaoyou couldn't send him away directly.

Ghosts are not collected for all ghosts, some dead and miserable ghosts are not accepted, and there are unfulfilled wishes in the world, and ghosts are not accepted at one breath.

Although this male ghost had amnesia, he belonged to the latter. Unless he remembered that he had some unfulfilled wish, and Meng Shaoyou helped him accomplish it, he could not go to reincarnation.

It's kind of **** thinking about it.

Meng Shaoyou helplessly said: "If you have time to be curious about this, why don't you think about what you are called? What are your unfulfilled wishes? Let's solve this as soon as possible."

By the way, think about why he appeared in Meng Shaoyou's house. Although he said that, the memory recovery does not mean that he is recovered.

However, under the constraints of Meng Shaoyou, the male ghost also knows to converge, and will not start to transform into a hundred thousand why. In addition, the joss sticks fed by Meng Shaoyou gradually became able to move something, so when Meng Shaoyou went out, he would watch the house with the **** dog.

Although amnesia, but unexpectedly easy to use...

"Look at this news, this Tianfei hasn't been found back yet..."

"How many days have it been? Is this thief so powerful, he hasn't been caught yet?"

"Who knows, I kind of say that people stealing things this time are unusual!"

Meng Shaoyou bought the materials needed for the Mid-Year Festival, and when he took the subway back, he heard the two girls on the side whispering gossip.

The girl who initiated the topic frowned, and said with a friend next to her: "I read the analysis from people on the Internet and said that this time someone stealing something is likely to have some magical spells, otherwise it is impossible to be completely without a trace. !"

Her companion laughed and said, "How can the rumors on the Internet be fully believed... Maybe it is a high-tech crime? But the reward is getting higher and higher. I don't know who is so lucky to be able to catch it."

After speaking, they went back to the bonus. The girl thought for a while and sighed: "If I have that bonus..."

"Come on, start speaking in your dreams!"

…

Meng Shaoyou listened to the whole process, but did not expect that the matter of Tianfei like being stolen has not been resolved.

After hearing from Lao Zhao, it has been almost a month, but I haven't found it yet? These people can still hide in Nancheng for so long...?

Then he turned on his mobile phone and searched for news about the statue of Heavenly Concubine.

One thing that jumps out is: Tianfei is like a reward for upgrading! Five hundred thousand bonus!

This is still an announcement issued by the Nancheng Police Station, but the police did not have the exact information. They only posted a photo of the Tianfei statue for everyone to identify carefully.

Meng Shaoyou slipped to the back, and the police still emphasized at the end: Don't fake it! Don't fake it! Don't fake it! We recognize the genuine product!

…

As soon as Meng Shaoyou came back, the male ghost came up, and didn't know what he had watched recently, and said with great interest: "You are back! May I ask whether you want to eat first or..."

"I'll hit you first." Meng Shaoyou interrupted him ruthlessly, not knowing what he was doing all day long, "Did you remember anything today?"

Hearing this, the male ghost lay on the ground sadly and said: "No..."

Then he said again: "Why don't you take me out for a walk? Maybe I can remember what I can think of when I look at the outside world!"

This proposal is also not bad. Meng Shaoyou glanced at him, then meditated, "I will release you in a few days."

Seeing that he agreed to his proposal, the male ghost was also happy, and while Meng Shaoyou was playing around with the material, he said again: "Although I haven't fully thought of it yet, I still have a familiar feeling about some things!"

For example, sitting in the study room will involuntarily turn on the computer and stare at the desktop in a daze!

Meng Shaoyou combined his personality and replied casually: "In this way, you might be a social animal who was very good at fishing."

Male ghost: "...?" What are you doing? Reported!

Then came the day of Zhongyuan Festival.

Because it was in the community, Meng Shaoyou couldn't hold a puja like in Taoist temple, so he just prepared to recite sutras for super-duty.

At night on the Mid-Year Festival, Meng Shaoyou put on his Taoist robe, which is a long robe worn by Taoist priests. There are six types in detail.

What Meng Shaoyou wears is the simple and daily blue Deluo, but no matter which type of Taoist gown is the same fat and loose, it mainly means to cover the universe and cut off the dust.

Meng Shaoyou, who put on his outer robe, chanted in front of the idol with low-profile eyes. Taoism has its own accent of singing scriptures, and the obscure scriptures are chanted through the clear voice of the youth, with a hint of refreshing and refined taste.

The male ghost watched him chanting sutras, his low eyebrows contrasted with the joss sticks in front of him. He usually sees this Daoist chief gently and rationally, but he looks like an ordinary young man, but now it seems to have some different feelings...

It's like a cultivator on a high mountain, who doesn't get caught up in the mundane world.

The male ghost watched Meng Shaoyou chanting sutras, Taoist priests, incense, and chanting, all of which flashed in his mind, and finally he shouted: "I remember!"

He remembered how he died!

The male ghost wanted to tell Meng Shaoyou, but the other party concentrated on chanting, and he ignored everything outside of him, so he could only suppress his excitement and wander around him.

The chanting ceremony often lasts one night. The male ghost holds back all night without speaking, and when he is about to speak the next day, he hears a door bell.

Who the **** is such a bad atmosphere!

The male ghost angrily waited for Meng Shaoyou to open the door, only to see Meng Shaoyou lead in a big man wearing a mask.

After the man came in, he took off his mask to reveal his original appearance, and the male ghost suddenly recognized him.

Isn't this person the famous actor Yu Jianghe? !

This Daoist still knows the actor? !

No, why would the actor know Taoist priests! ? !

The male ghost was confused, and heard Yu Jianghe say: "I passed by here with Xiaolin, so I wanted to come and pick you up."

Um? !

You are not right. jpg!

The male ghost slowed down before accepting that Meng Shaoyou was Yu Jianghe's assistant. Then he drifted over with a cheeky face, and said in Meng Shaoyou's ear: "The Daoist...In fact, I just remembered that I was a screenwriter in my lifetime!"

"Do you think I still have a chance to let Teacher Yu come to play the script I wrote?"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He squinted at the male ghost and whispered: "What did the doctor say?"