The Whole Entertainment Circle Begs Me To Shut Up

The female ghost originally came to curse Yu Jianghe, but was interrupted by Meng Shaoyou on the spot.

Then she glanced at the young man. The peach tree in her hand was very powerful, but it looked like nothing more than a very powerful handsome guy, and she bit her scalp and said, "What kind of door **** are you!"

He wanted to counterattack, but he was beaten again.

Meng Shaoyou looked down at the female ghost lying on the ground, and said coldly, "Are there any problems now?"

The female ghost looked at him angrily and took a deep breath—"That's it?!!!"

Meng Shaoyou: "?" Are you arrogant?

Then he caught it.

The female ghost may have been too smooth in the first place. She had never been beaten by a Taoist priest before, and she was caught in a glass bottle after meeting Xiao Meng Dao for a few rounds.

Only then did she feel bad, and shouted: "Daoist! I was wrong, I will never dare anymore. I don't know this family is covered by you. Just as I don't know Taishan, you let it go. Me!"

This female ghost called herself the fairy family, but in fact it was a lonely wild ghost occupying her body, and only after receiving incense, she gained mana. Just like the five-power gods I encountered before, they are said to be gods, but after taking off the shrine, they are nothing more than ghosts.

Such false gods are especially common in the south, especially in villages. They tend to occupy the ruined temples and gods on the side of the road, claiming to be immortal homes, to deceive the people to worship. Of course, some people will voluntarily worship these false gods and seek benefits, but the benefits brought about by this are also easy to disappear.

The female ghost was locked up, and pitifully begged for mercy.

"Master Dao, I am also just a lonely ghost. I went astray for a while and did something wrong! For the sake of my confession and sincerity, please let me go..." Meng Shaoyou was young. The female ghost thought that most men of this age were pitiful and weak, so she begged for mercy in a pitiful manner.

Meng Shaoyou hadn't seen this kind of situation before. This kind of ghost said so nicely, if you really soften your heart, let them go for a blink of an eye and go back to deceive people.

Meng Shaoyou looked at her and smiled: "You have to lose it because you met me..."

The female ghost looked at him hopefully.

"If you meet someone else, you might be relieved and let you go." Meng Shaoyou said coldly and put a yellow symbol on the bottle.

The female ghost was suppressed in the bottle: "..."

This smelly Taoist! ! !

Meng Shaoyou knocked on the small bottle without a smile and said, "If you scold once in your heart, I will add a talisman."

The female ghost choked with anger, and almost didn't take it easy!

Meng Shaoyou was settled here, but Wan Songyue was unhappy over there. She woke up with no good news, and couldn't help but feel a little nervous.

Did something go wrong?

Wan Songyue looked at the statue in the room. The porcelain doll was still placed under the lamp, looking sacred and a little weird. After watching for a long time, she only felt accustomed to it, and she didn't notice anything wrong.

It’s just that doing things today doesn’t go well anyhow.

After Wan Songyue's tenth time, the director couldn't help but said: "Songyue, if you can't enter the state, change!"

What is this filming? ! The director watched the video and was not angry.

The colleagues I met this year are all boasting that Wan Songyue's business ability is strong, the lens is good, and the photographer's muse. How come he is like a wood instead?

Wan Songyue was scolded and bit her lower lip innocently and said, "I'm sorry...I will definitely be able to do it next time!"

The director said impatiently: "It's OK, hurry up!"

Wan Songyue took a deep breath and continued shooting.

Halfway through the filming, the director shouted "Ka!".

He poked his head from behind the camera and looked at Wan Songyue with an ugly expression: "You tell the truth."

Wan Songyue: "?"

"Did someone give you money to **** me?!"

...

Meng Shaoyou grabbed the female ghost, and the good luck that Wan Songyue had brought from making a wish from the female ghost naturally disappeared.

The shooting accident was just the beginning, and then Wan Songyue everything went wrong.

The name of the Peach Blossom Porcelain Puppet is because it can bring peach blossoms to people. When Wan Songyue gains power, the opposite **** around her will be attracted to her, which brings her a lot of convenience.

Now that it loses power, the peach blossom has become a rotten peach blossom.

The brand merchants who originally admired her threw an olive branch to other artists, and colleagues were no longer gentle towards her...

Wan Songyue realized with horror that the good luck brought by the peach blossom porcelain puppets had disappeared!

The company created a koi character for her-after all, a little model that suddenly became popular is somewhat lucky.

But recently, the media frequently photographed Wan Songyue’s unlucky moment: when he was walking on the red carpet, his high heels broke, and he was hit by bird droppings on the road...

Even the "koi" lipstick she endorsed was found to be unqualified in the product index!

Netizens have also thought about the taste, and said bewildered: "Isn't that the human-shaped koi? Why does it seem that the renewal of good luck is not in place?"

"This is not a koi carp, but a carp king..."

What's more, Wan Songyue's unlucky moment was edited into a video of ghost animals, which spread wildly on the Internet, and Wan Songyue became the object of ridicule by the entire network for a while.

Wan Songyue looked at the overwhelming expression packs and ghost videos on the Internet, and smashed the phone to pieces!

"Why are these netizens so idle?!" Wan Songyue said in a bad mood, "Do they know how to make videos?!"

She was in front of her agent, and many of the endorsements Wan Songyue was talking about recently had been withdrawn from the agent to notify her. Seeing her so angry, the agent also wondered: "You have been quite unlucky lately. Did you accidentally step on **** on the road?"

Wan Songyue: "..."

...

Wan Songyue Koi people set up a rollover, and many early black histories have been revealed at the same time. Netizens were surprised to find that the photographer's muse, the human-shaped koi, are all fake people.

A passerby who didn't like her in the first place took the opportunity to step on her foot and said, "I didn't like her at first, but now I have finally overturned the car. Isn't it good to be yourself?"

"Puff, it's not because the true soul is dull and tasteless, otherwise, how could the sword go slant?"

"Don't say anything else, I just think her fan style is curious..."

When Wan Songyue was on fire, there was nothing else, but he cultivated a group of wonderful fans. Wan Songyue was chasing like a god, and the name of the support club was also called Baiyue God Sect.

When Wan Songyue overturned the car, the first reaction of these fans was to stop passers-by!

Our sister has no black history!

She is very lucky, a humanoid koi! !

Passers-by were speechless, and they were so unlucky to say that they were so embarrassed to continue blowing koi?

In short, there are no passersby and even the fans inside are a little shaken. The big fans immediately come back and brainwash them when they see it——

"Our lunar **** is a koi, and the koi dragon will always experience a setback!"

"As fans, shouldn't we stand firmly behind her?"

Finally put on the biggest killer move: "Furthermore, the magic stick in the fan circle never said that the moon **** will be battered!!"

When the fans saw it, they suddenly realized! Yes, there is no prediction about any garlic, Wan Songyue will definitely not be battered! So they were cheered up again, and they were emboldened with the passers-by.

It is unbearable to disturb others, but the fans still look like "there must be a blessing".

Netizens can't help it-we don't hate Wan Songyue, but we hate her fans!

The biggest brainwashing package of worshiping the moon gods comes from what kind of garlic, right? Well, let's ask what kind of garlic is!

Ye Hefeng would check Weibo when he was fine, and he didn't miss the gossip about Wan Songyue. He even shared it with Meng Shaoyou happily.

"What kind of garlic is this blogger? Isn't it a fandom giant? Can you become Dinghai Shenzhen in a word?"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He opened his Weibo and found that private messages were crowded with netizens who came to ask Wan Songyue's future...

Meng Shaoyou glanced at the female ghost in the bottle, thought about it, and calmly posted a Weibo.

What kind of garlic: Thanks for the invitation, someone is out of the circle, and it is a real accident that cue is suddenly surprised. I don’t know whether koi is a koi or not, but luck is conditional. What about the law of conservation of matter?

Coincidentally, after this Weibo was posted, Wan Songyue was photographed being slapped by a lady at the door of the company!

Wan Songyue still had an ambiguous relationship with a married man this year. The relationship between the two had been hidden very well, but somehow it was discovered by the original wife.

The other party is not a vegetarian, and the original wife's family is considered rich and powerful, and she doesn't care about this kind of idol at all. After the investigation was clear, I went to the company to block people. Seeing Wan Songyue's order, the bodyguards behind him rushed to arrest Wan Songyue.

Then there were the slap shots taken by the media.

When this incident was discovered, Wan Songyue's star journey was ruined! As a female idol, fans can tolerate many things, but in terms of feelings, that is zero tolerance!

Wan Songyue overturned so fast that the people who turned back on the fan didn't even have time to change their id!

And this rollover incident once again laid a solid foundation for the terrifying position of garlic in the fan circle...

This man is so terrifying! !

In fact, Meng Shaoyou didn't expect Wan Songyue to have such an affair. He simply reasoned from the perspective of worshiping a false god.

People who have bad intentions will sooner or later disappear.

What he didn't know was that various celebrity fans on Weibo put his Weibo account on high alert. New fans who have just chased a star will be exhorted by thousands of people as soon as they join the group-don't provoke this man!

Otherwise, you don’t know when your house collapses!

What's more interesting is that a certain star chasing software took the opportunity to set Meng Shaoyou's account to a traceable state. As long as you set it in the app, you can pay attention to whether Suan has logged into Weibo, and you can also know that he has posted Weibo for the first time...

This is equivalent to special attention in special attention.

On the day it was first launched, the Weibo Weibo was set as a follower by hundreds of thousands of people!

Little Meng Dao Chang is really red! !

Of course, Meng Shaoyou didn't know about this, but just handed the female ghost in the peach blossom porcelain puppet to Lao Zhao.

Lao Zhao came over and listened to Meng Shaoyou's explanation, and wondered: "Living people are really interesting, is it so easy to copy shortcuts? I'm not afraid of throwing myself a big horse."

But he said, putting away the soul is a neat and tidy one, and he can't wait to shout: "Give me more!"

Ye Hefeng met Lao Zhao several times with Meng Shaoyou, and he was not afraid of these ghosts anymore. Now he asked: "Our Daoist has taken so many ghosts to the underworld with great dedication, so why don't we pay any money? ?"

Old Zhao stared at the words: "What are you going to do?! Our Nancheng City God is very poor! We are not allowed to make money!"

Ye Hefeng and Meng Shaoyou are both: "..."

Chenghuang is indeed poor, not only does not give money, but also asks for money from the master!

Old Zhao gave a light cough and then said roundly, "Although there is no gold or silver reward, it will be recorded in the book of merit. This is also good for the cultivation of Xiao Meng Daochang!"

Meng Shaoyou nodded. He hunted ghosts not only for making money, but also for this purpose.

Lao Zhao has been busy with things recently, so he left after catching the female ghost. Ye Hefeng couldn't help but said, "That's what I said, but the Taoist-don't forget that you are still poor!"

Xiao Meng Daochang now shoulders the mission of making a drama, in addition to changing the statue of Taoist Master...

In this way, the salary of being an assistant here is not enough!

Meng Shaoyou thought for a while: "It is indeed necessary to develop my own job..."

"What job?"

Yu Jianghe's voice came from outside the door, and he heard Meng Shaoyou talking to himself as soon as he arrived at the door. He glanced at the room, and Ye Hefeng immediately hid in the empty doll.

Meng Shaoyou didn't expect Yu Jianghe to appear suddenly, and quickly said, "It's nothing." Then he changed the subject and said, "Is there anything wrong with Teacher Yu?"

Yu Jianghe's eyes stayed on him for a while, and then he said, "Xiao Lin made lunch, let's go down for dinner."

...

You Ye Hefeng reminded the little money-making assistant that he was anxious about success in Meng Shaoyou.

As a first-tier city in the east, Nancheng has a well-developed business culture. Making money here is easy, but difficult, and difficult.

Especially those who eat metaphysical meals, either have a master with apprentices, or come from a famous Taoist temple, and they can make money lying down...In short, they have to accumulate contacts for themselves in order to become famous.

Meng Shaoyou sadly discovered that after so long, he has no reputation in Nancheng!

Yu Jianghe is reading a book, and within a few minutes he will look up at the person on the side. Meng Shaoyou frowned and tangled sometimes...

He couldn't help asking, "Is there anything upsetting these days?"

Meng Shaoyou was startled by his sudden opening, and then shook his head.

This matter has nothing to do with Teacher Yu, and Meng Shaoyou does not intend to talk to him.

In this way, after a long time, Yu Jianghe also tasted the wrong product. Unlike Meng Shaoyou, he said that he didn't ask, but it doesn't mean that Teacher Yu doesn't care.

After thinking for a long time, Yu Jianghe sent a message to Zhang Ansheng.

"Where is the assistant I looked for before? Let him come to work."

Zhang Ansheng was stunned when he received this news. Didn't he pick this and pick that before? Changed your mind so soon?

No matter what Teacher Yu thought, Zhang Ansheng immediately sent a notice to one of the interviewers, and then ran to find Meng Shaoyou.

At the beginning, he said it was only a temporary assistant, and Zhang Ansheng didn't expect it to be so long.

Meng Shaoyou was stunned for a while, but accepted it quickly.

Sometimes the gathering and scattering ends.

When leaving, Yu Jianghe followed Zhang Ansheng and drove him back to the apartment. When he got off the car, Yu Jianghe looked at him and said, "WeChat is always in touch."

Meng Shaoyou bent his eyes and said, "Okay!"

Yu Jianghe watched him go back before letting Zhang Ansheng drive away. Zhang Ansheng looked at his silent look in the rearview mirror with some subtlety in his heart.

...

After Meng Shaoyou didn't have the assistant status, he thought about opening.

Originally, Meng Shaoyou was thinking about going to the Taoist temple in Nancheng to register an account-wandering Taoist priests can register at the nearby Taoist temple, so that when others seek help from the Taoist temple, they can also get one or two orders.

But the Taoist temple in Nancheng is overcrowded, and there is basically no place for Meng Shaoyou.

Without Taoist registration, there is only the way of fortune-telling under the overpass.

And now he encourages the stall economy. If he goes to set up a stall, he should not be arrested, right...?

Meng Shaoyou sighed and sent a circle of friends.

"Fortune-telling, feng shui, price negotiable, online orders."

After the post was refreshed, only Teacher Yu quickly gave him a like.

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Not long after, Meng Shaoyou's WeChat was tapped, and he opened it to see a beard fish.

This guy came after seeing the Moments posted by Meng Shaoyou, and immediately shouted: "Shaoyou, aren't you working as an assistant for Teacher Yu? Why do you still post this Moments?"

Meng Shaoyou didn't hide it from him, saying that he was not an assistant, and asked if Beardfish had a list.

After all, this big business has many relatives and many in need.

Xiao Meng Daochang is very good at seeing pictures, fortune-telling, feng shui and hunting ghosts!

Beardfish didn't expect Meng Shaoyou to be Teacher Yu's assistant for a short time. While regretting that Meng Shaoyou didn't ask for an autograph for himself, he promised to introduce Meng Shaoyou to Meng Shaoyou if there was a suitable list.

...

Xiaolin serves as Teacher Yu's assistant, but he usually doesn't live in Teacher Yu's house. It's just that I take care of Teacher Yu's daily routine every day, and he will go home from work at the end, which is no different from ordinary office workers.

Xiaolin went back that day and found that there were more pairs of shoes at the door of the neighbor's house. It was probably a visitor.

But it wasn't his business, Xiao Lin glanced at it and opened the door to go home.

Until he heard a familiar voice--

"That's it. There will be no more accidents in this house in the future."

Xiaolin had a good memory, and he recognized this sound after hearing it for a long time.

Isn't this Meng Shaoyou, the assistant teacher Yu just left? !

Xiaolin subconsciously hid behind the door, and then saw Meng Shaoyou coming out of his neighbor's house, and the neighbors and his wife sent the people away with smiles on their faces, while saying, "The master has worked hard..."

Taoist? !

What Taoist? !

Xiaolin felt as if he knew something terrible!

He hid behind the door and waited until Meng Shao wandered away before coming up. The neighbor hadn’t even entered the door. He hesitated and couldn’t help asking: "Excuse me, I can ask, what is that person just now? ?"

The relationship between Xiaolin and his neighbor is good. The couple knew that he was not a smasher. They thought Xiaolin was also looking for Dao Master, and said: "That is Dao Master Xiao Meng. We were also introduced by a friend. Come and help see what Feng Shui is. of."

The young couple didn't say anything about their own affairs, but they were still full of praise for this Taoist leader: "Xiao Lin, if you need it, we can send him WeChat to you."

Speaking, I pushed a familiar WeChat interface to Xiaolin.

Xiaolin looked at this account in a daze for a while, he turned his head and screamed Zhang Ansheng in the pop-up window frantically!

"I met Shaoyou after work today!! He turned out to be a Taoist priest!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah, he, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, turned out to betray the revolution?!!!"

Kobayashi screamed wildly in his heart! !

After a while, Zhang Ansheng input slowly.

"Master Meng has always been a master..."

"Ms. Yu also knows it's coming..."

Kobayashi:? ! ! ! !

Let’s talk about how shocked Xiao Lin was, Meng Shaoyou opened up.

These days, many people have taken some small orders, have names in a small area, introduced each other to Meng Shaoyou and returned customers.

...

Qin Bin recently bought a new house, which is still a small villa in the suburbs. The house price in Nancheng is high, and the value of this small villa is quite high.

After the handover was completed, Qin Bin moved in happily.

The house is beautifully decorated and everything is in line with the heart. On the first night, Qin Bin had a beautiful dream. The beauty was in his arms, and the nephrite was warm and fragrant...

Qin Bin felt that the house was a good one.

But the second night, the third night...

After dreaming the same dream for a month, Qin Bin finally realized something was wrong.

Even in adolescence, he didn't have such impulsive feelings for a boy!

Even his agent stared at him for a long time before suffocating: "Qin Bin, be careful of your kidneys."

Qin Bin: "..."

This time he has a long heart, and when he sees the beauty in his dream, he endures not being intimacy with her as before. The beauty showed a look of resentment, wanting the overlord to hold on to the bow!

Qin Bin desperately refused, but the beauty will become a skeleton in the next second! !

"Hastily!!!"

Qin Bin woke up from his dream screaming, only then did he realize that he was already sweating.

Then he heard a giggle of laughter coming from his ear, if there is nothing, it is no different from the beauty in the dream. In the next second, the voice seemed to appear in his ears, whispering softly: "Come on, be happy..."

Qin Bin still had this thought, no sleepiness, and left the house like escaping!

"...Master, you must help me. This is too horrible!" Qin Bin tremblingly sent a message to Meng Shaoyou. After he escaped from the villa, his first reaction was to ask for help, but he couldn't call the police. When I was a friend on WeChat, I saw Meng Shaoyou who was added at that time!

Meng Shaoyou, who was sent to the door, naturally wouldn't push it out, and then he couldn't help feeling that Qin Bin was too unlucky...

Qin Bin himself had some feelings, tears streaming down his face and said: "First is the Miao girl and then the female ghost, can't you give me some love in the sun?!"

This is too scary! !

After Meng Shaoyou accepted Qin Bin's entrustment, he followed him to a small villa in the suburbs. After all, the other party was non-human, and it was still midnight when they entered.

As soon as they entered the door, the two heard laughter, and in a blink of an eye they saw a beautiful woman lying in the living room cast a wink at Qin Bin, and then saw Meng Shaoyou brighten up, and said with a smile: "Little brother, love. Is it? Cross-boundary love, I am super sweet~"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."