The Whole Entertainment Circle Begs Me To Shut Up

After hearing Meng Shaoyou's words, the little policeman couldn't help but reacted.

Then he looked up and down the handsome young guy, and asked from his heart: "Would you like to take a policeman exam?"

Our police station lacks such talents!

However, this proposal was rejected by Meng Shaoyou, after all, he did not intend to do this.

The little policeman regretted for a while, and then asked Meng Shaoyou for contact information.

Although this little brother doesn't want to be a policeman, he can still be a friend!

Meng Shaoyou didn't mind, the little policeman subconsciously went to Meng Shaoyou's circle of friends after adding his WeChat.

Then I saw Meng Shaoyou's fortune-telling and ghost hunting orders in Moments.

Small police:"…………"

He subconsciously regarded Meng Shaoyou as a liar who pretended to be a master of feudal superstition in his circle of friends, but according to two meetings, the little policeman stopped and asked Meng Shaoyou, who had not left yet, "Are you still hunting ghosts?"

The little policeman glanced at Meng Shaoyou. The young man looked handsome and had a good temperament. Walking outside, saying that it was possible to be a certain celebrity, how could such a person's circle of friends be full of superstition.

Meng Shaoyou didn't mind, nodded and said, "Yes, I am a Taoist priest."

Is it a Taoist priest?

The little policeman glanced at the circle of friends, then at the arrested Tang Ze, and then remembered that this little brother also easily found the statue of Tianfei...

Although he didn't believe this, the little policeman couldn't help but give birth to a subtle touch when the two cases came into contact.

This master might not be super strong.

...

Of course, Tang Ze's ending needless to say, the evidence is conclusive, and even the victim personally captured it. Malicious attempts to injure people, to say nothing, have to squat in the game for three to five years.

After Tang Ze entered, Lao Zhao even went to the prison and blew a few mouthfuls of moldy air at him. This person will have bad luck in the next few years.

After Tang Ze's matter was resolved, time passed day by day, and the New Year's Pass was reached in a blink of an eye.

Master Meng Shaoyou said that he was not allowed to go home for three years. Even during the Spring Festival, Meng Shaoyou could only stay outside, which made him depressed for a long time.

Seeing him so depressed, Ye Hefeng said, "What can I do if I don't go home for the New Year, I can feel comfortable if I don't go home!"

Anyway, he can't wait to be outside every day during the New Year.

Ye Hefeng shook his head and said, "If you go home, there must be a lot of problems waiting for you."

Meng Shaoyou curiously asked, "What's the problem?"

Xiao Meng Daochang was picked back into Taoism by his master, and he faced people in Taoism since he was a child. They have a small Taoist temple, a small yard, and few people. They are preparing for the ceremonies during the festivals.

Furthermore, Meng Shaoyou has always been the first place in the exam since he was a child, and the questions such as how many places in the exam this year really didn't bother him.

Ye Hefeng choked, but he didn't expect Xiao Dao Chang to be a child of someone else's family in the legend.

He couldn't help but think of the relatives he faced during the Chinese New Year, Shura Field, in contrast, he was full of sadness!

Thinking of this, Ye Hefeng jumped up and said, "The Chinese New Year you used to do before has no taste for the New Year!!"

Meng Shaoyou raised an eyebrow and looked at him amusedly: "Oh?"

He looked at Meng Shaoyou blurted out and said, "Xiao Meng, are you looking for someone when you are so old?"

"What do you do? Is it stable?"

"When can I make a golden body for Patriarch?"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Then there was a little doll swaying in the wind on the clothesline.

As soon as Yu Jianghe saw the doll hung on the clothesline, he knew that Ye Hefeng must have been cheating again.

Looking at it again, Meng Shaoyou also turned on a small fan to face the clothesline, and the doll was blowing in the wind, but because Meng Shaoyou was sitting on the side drawing symbols, Ye Hefeng didn't even dare to squeak.

Xiao Meng Daochang drew the charms calmly, but looked like a child having a temper. Yu Jianghe only thought it was cute.

However, Shao Meng didn't have a lot of air, so he let Ye Hefeng down after a while.

Ye He Fengzui would converge for a while after being cheap once, and after being put down, he immediately slid to find Da Hei to play.

...

The New Year's Eve is approaching, and Yu Jianghe doesn't have much work. Both Xiaolin and Zhang Ansheng took their annual vacation and went back to their hometown.

Yu Jianghe observed Meng Shaoyou for a few days and found that he hadn't booked a ticket to go home and asked, "Don't you go home during the New Year?"

Meng Shaoyou didn't expect that Teacher Yu would still care about this, so he talked about what Master had said about the three-year period.

Because a hexagram did not go home for three years, Yu Jiang and this would never be expected. But during this period of time, I have seen many metaphysical events with Meng Shaoyou, and Yu Jianghe was surprised but did not find it absurd.

He glanced at Meng Shaoyou for a moment and then asked, "It's better to go to my house for the New Year."

Meng Shaoyou: "...Huh?"

He glanced at Yu Jianghe and found that what Teacher Yu said was serious!

Meng Shaoyou was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "This is not so good."

After all, if you bring people home for the New Year or something...

Seeing him hesitate, Yu Jiang said peacefully: "It doesn't matter, even if I go home, I will celebrate the New Year alone."

Yu Jianghe's parents are now abroad, and they just made a video call back to greet them during the Chinese New Year.

Yu Jiang and himself are the only ones who really celebrate the New Year.

"In previous years, I spent the New Year alone at home, and it has always been a bit boring. This year happens to be that you are not going home, so it is better to celebrate the New Year together." Yu Jianghe suggested.

He looked at Meng Shaoyou who was thinking about it, and he couldn't help but feel a bit of anticipation in his heart.

Finally the young man smiled and nodded: "After that, I will trouble Teacher Yu!"

"It won't be troublesome." Yu Jianghe replied, then couldn't help but smile.

...

The Yu family is based in Beijing. Teacher Yu said that going home for the New Year is naturally going back to Beijing for the New Year.

"This house has been empty for a long time, but someone will come to clean it every day." Yu Jiang and said, Meng Shaoyou followed him to the house, only to realize that Teacher Yu is actually an invisible rich man.

Meng Shaoyou glanced at the room, thinking that Teacher Yu is probably an actor who will go back to inherit the family business if he doesn't work hard...

Teacher Yu opened the door and entered the room. Before turning on the lights, he heard noises in the room.

The two looked at each other and thought it was a thief. At this time, a voice sounded and said: "The owner is back! Go!"

Then a soft voice replied: "What are you afraid of? This house owner does not believe in evil, I have been here for a long time! Men Erqing."

"Furthermore, he couldn't see us. I borrowed him from the third floor before, but he didn't respond."

Yu Jianghe: "..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

The two turned on the lights and saw clearly what was going on in the house.

A group of ghosts hid in this room at some point. Meng Shaoyou glanced at it. Most of them were young ghosts who had been dead for a few years.

Some hairstyles are still popular in previous years.

As I heard before, this group of ghosts are quite fat, and instead of running when the owner comes back, they swayed in front of them.

There was a female ghost among the ghosts. Looking at the host, he was surprised and said, "God, it is Yu Jianghe! I always like his movies!"

Then he ran to Teacher Yu, holding his heart in both hands, like an idiot.

"You said, he can't see me, can I sleep with him secretly in the middle of the night?" The ghost asked, looking at Yu Jianghe's face.

The ghost on the other side waved his hand and said, "You can sleep with these two people!"

Yu Jianghe: "..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Yu Jianghe finally couldn't help it, staring at the nymphomaniac, and said in a cold tone: "Hello, it is a crime to invade someone else's house illegally."

Meng Shaoyou nodded aside: "Yes, I will be arrested by this door god!"

Group of ghosts: "..."

When Yu Jianghe spoke like this, the ghosts were shocked, especially the **** ghost standing in front of him, suddenly screaming and bounced.

Loudly: "Didn't you say that he can't see it!!!"

Immediately afterwards, the little Meng door **** took out his peach tree branches and cleaned up all these ghosts!

These ghosts never expected that there would be a Taoist priest here!

Tao Muzhi screamed and screamed at these ghosts with the extremely Yang Qi, tears at the scene, and what was even more terrifying was that they had nowhere to run if they wanted to!

The Taoist leader also brought a **** dog, and the ghosts who wanted to escape from the window were rushed back by the **** dog barking, and accepted the leader's whipping with tears.

Finally, the group of ghosts lined up in a row and hugged their heads and squatted in the corner, tears of regret pasted into a piece, tears streaming down their faces: "Woo, we were wrong, let us go!!"

Meng Shaoyou waved the peach tree branches and rustled in the air. These ghosts shrank into a ball. One of them moved out. Seeing Meng Shaoyou in a nervous voice, "Don't be so cruel, the Daoist Master... Do you just forget about it?"

This is so muddy...

Meng Shaoyou said speechlessly: "Why don't you say that people are dead?"

The ghost rubbed his hands and smiled dryly: "Yes, it's not impossible, don't you see that this group of people are all dead..."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He glanced at the group of ghosts, and said with no anger: "You think it's beautiful? Occupying an empty house and trying to molest the owner, how can this be for you? I really want to say it, tell the police!"

This group of ghosts was taken aback, then watched Meng Shaoyou burn a talisman, and they really called a ghost chase.

This is not Nancheng. What Meng Shaoyou called was a ghost from the Capital City God’s Temple. It was also a standard equipment with a high hat and an ecstasy in his hand.

Upon seeing this, Meng Shaoyou said: "There are ghosts here who break into the houses and harass the owners, gather crowds to make trouble, and trouble the ghosts to educate them."

When the ghost saw it, he was not polite and arrested all these ghosts!

These ghosts are all lonely and wild ghosts staying outside. Sooner or later they will endanger the living. Moreover, a large group of ghosts nest in the living people's house.

Ghost group: "..."

Don't ask, ask is regret.

After the ghost chased all the ghosts, he looked back at Meng Shaoyou, and then asked, "You are the little Meng Daoist in Nancheng, right?"

"...Yes, why?" Meng Shaoyou blinked, but he didn't expect that the ghost chase in the capital would know him.

The ghost smiled and said: "I saw a real person, but your reputation is very widely spread in the underworld!" He glanced at the ghost group in his hand, and said with a smile: "The reputation of the leader is not true. False transmission!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

What kind of reputation is this!

Then the ghost chaser said again: "Did the leader of the small road come to the capital for development?"

"Oh, no, I just came here to celebrate the New Year."

I don't know if it is an illusion, Meng Shaoyou always feels that this ghost is a little disappointed, and then excitedly said: "Although the time is short, it is better than nothing."

He looked at Meng Shaoyou earnestly and said, "I will pick you up all the ghosts that Xiaodao has caught during this period of time!" Then he introduced his letter to Meng Shaoyou.

Meng Shaoyouxin said that this New Year's season, it seems that he will not move to **** at every turn. But the ghost saw him hesitate, but interpreted another meaning.

The ghost said with a solemn expression: "Don't worry, you will never let Zhao Guifei and Zhang Guifei know about this!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

You go!

...

Meng Shaoyou said with a speechless expression: "What are these rumors!"

Yu Jianghe listened completely and asked, "Who is the queen?"

Meng Shaoyou couldn't say whether he was laughing or crying: "...Mr. Yu, why are you arguing with you!"

Ye Hefeng grinned and said, "What do you mean by arrogance! This post is empty but it's a major event in the palace!" Then, seeing Meng Shaoyou's expression wrong, Ye Hefeng ran away calmly. He had seen it a long time ago. No clothesline!

Make a fuss.

Finally, Ye Hefeng was hung at the door as a sunny doll.

Yu Jianghe shook his head helplessly and arranged a room for Meng Shaoyou, right next door.

Then he thought for a while and asked: "I used to have so many ghosts around me?"

He didn't care about these ghosts before, but this time he couldn't help but start to doubt. Could it be that this was the same situation around him before?

Meng Shaoyou thought about the **** ghost he encountered today. Teacher Yu was obviously shocked by this question, and said: "This time it was an accident. Most ghosts are still normal ghosts." If there are so many ghosts close to each other, Teacher Yu's fortune must have dropped again and again, turning into an invincible hapless guy.

However, besides being cursed and unlucky, Yu Jianghe had good luck at other times. It can be seen that there shouldn't be many ghosts entangled before, and even if there is, it is a kind of wait and see.

But when this matter was mentioned, Meng Shaoyou thought of another question.

If Teacher Yu can hell, there will definitely be a lot of inconvenience in the future, and maybe you will encounter murderous ghosts.

Now that Meng Shaoyou is by his side, he can still protect him. If Meng Shaoyou leaves in three years, then Teacher Yu will definitely need a magic weapon to protect himself.

Meng Shaoyou made a final decision: "Teacher Yu, let me make you a body protector!"

The topic changed a bit quickly, and Teacher Yu didn't react at once: "...good?"

Meng Shaoyou thought for a while and said: "Be a treasure gourd. Think about it and it will be great!" Yu Jianghe pondered in silence why a gourd is great.

Meng Shaoyou excitedly said: "When the time comes, Teacher Yu, you hold the gourd and shout to them: ‘I call you, do you dare to agree?’ There is definitely no ghost who wants to talk to you, hahahahaha!"

Yu Jianghe: "...".