The Whole Entertainment Circle Begs Me To Shut Up

Soon after the poor Yupo gave birth to spiritual wisdom, he had not yet seen the rich and colorful human world, and ended up in the hands of this cruel Taoist priest.

the most important is……

Yu Po found that he really couldn't beat this Taoist priest!

So angry!

As a spiritual creature, Yu Po also has his own temper. After thinking about it, he simply dimmed the light-pretending to be dead!

Meng Shaoyou glanced at the pretending jade soul, chuckled, and put the jade in the wooden box. It's not that he repented, it's just that the jade of this tool needs to be raised more.

A few days later, the jade was placed aside. Meng Shaoyou seemed to have forgotten the jade, but Ye Hefeng went back to look at it after a short interval.

Sitting next to the box, the doll glanced at the dim jade, thinking that the jade soul was going to pretend to be dead. As a person who came by, Ye Hefeng touched the jade stone and said, "You don't know how powerful the little Dao Master is, little things, but we must know that our Meng Dao Master has countless impermanence fights for him!"

He glanced at the jade stone and sighed faintly: "How many impermanence dreams of this opportunity!"

Yu Po: "..."

Ye Hefeng speaks like those capitalists who fool employees 996 to be a blessing. He talks one after another. At the end of the talk, Yu Po almost wonders if he is in the blessing.

...

Meng Shaoyou didn't care about Yupo anymore, but the middle-aged man he met before came to the door.

This person's name is Fan Xin. He is the boss of a real estate company. He doesn't have any bad hobbies but likes playing jade. After experiencing the emergence of evil jade, his mind about playing jade has stopped.

This time, I came to see Meng Shaoyou mainly for Yu.

Meng Shao lobbied before that someone cast a curse on this jade. Fan Xin was anxious to take care of his wife and daughter at the time, so he didn't think much about it.

Business people, especially when real estate businesses like him do this, will naturally end up with enemies, sometimes just because of a piece of land, it depends on making many enemies.

Fan Xin thinks he is kind, but he has offended many people since doing business for so long.

Every time he thinks about cursing, he still feels a little scared. The most important thing is that the other party did not succeed this time, who knows if there will be another one?

Fan Xin thought left and right, always feeling unsafe around him, so he came to Meng Shaoyou and gave a small fee, hoping to help find the person who cursed or make his opponents dare not come to him again. good.

Meng Shaoyou originally wanted to agree, but he was a little hesitant to think that he had been accompanying Teacher Yu for the New Year, and how to start a business.

Seeing him sitting on the sofa in a daze, Yu Jianghe thought about the curse he had said before, and said in his heart: "There are things you want to do, don't think too much."

Immortal Dao is precious, and there is no measure of people.

Taoist doctrines tell the cultivators to value life and uphold the heart of justice. To cultivate is to cultivate the heart. Yu Jianghe has read many Taoist books and understands this.

Seeing Meng Shaoyou struggled with this, how could he make him embarrassed?

Ye Hefeng watched the whole process from the side, silently bowed his head, and thought: This is probably a good help.

Now that Teacher Yu said so, Meng Shaoyou didn't hesitate much, and quickly replied to Fan Xin. The opponent didn't succeed this time, and he would definitely find a chance to make another move.

For convenience, Fan Xin simply invited Meng Shaoyou to his home, just to prevent the other party from starting one day, Meng Shaoyou also took the **** dog and the jade away.

Yu Jianghe: "..."

Is it too late to regret now?

Everyone in Fan Xin's family had heard Fan Xin talk about Meng Shaoyou, so they welcomed the arrival of the Taoist master, and enthusiastically let Meng Shaoyou stay at home for a few more days, which made Teacher Yu depressed.

The distance between Teacher Yu's house and Fan Xin's house is not far, why can't this go back...!

Fan Xin's house hasn't seen any movement for several days. Meng Shaoyou guessed that it was only a few days ago that Xie Yu had been resolved, and he was still worried now.

In the blink of an eye, it was the night of the eighteenth of the first lunar month. From the eighteenth to the nineteenth, it was the time when the Baiyun Guanhui was a fairy tale. Most people would go to Baiyunguan to observe the ceremony. This day is also called the 9th of Yan. It is said that on this day there will be immortals transformed into mortals in the crowd, and this year will be an auspicious year.

Therefore, on this evening, no lights were turned on in the nearby houses after nightfall, and almost all went to Baiyun Temple.

Fan Xin's family was not interested in this, and Fan Xin's wife and daughter had just recovered, and the family slept quite early.

Late at night.

A gloomy wind blew outside Fan Xin's house, hovering outside the house and making a stern whimper. Meng Shaoyou came out of the room, opened the door, and saw that a group of ghosts gathered outside the courtyard at some unknown time. The leader was still a cursed doll.

It seems that this time it was all the money. If these ghosts ran into the house, the family would be crazy if they didn't die.

Seeing that the door opened, these ghosts rushed toward the door without thinking. Meng Shaoyou locked the door, and when he turned around, he saw the doll rushing in front, and quickly pulled out the peach branch in his hand and put it together!

These ghosts are driven by people, and without reason, most of them are headless to rush forward. The **** dog followed Meng Shaoyou, and when he saw a ghost, he bit one. A big hole was broken in the place where the ghost was bitten, and then healed, but it also effectively prevented these ghosts from approaching.

With the help of the **** dog, Meng Shaoyou only needs to deal with the doll.

This puppet is well-made and different from the cursed puppets I have seen before. This one is completely a combat puppet, because I don't know the pain is especially fierce!

Yu Po was brought by Meng Shaoyou and Fan Xin's family also noticed the battle, and secretly came out to watch the Taoist fight.

I thought to myself to see this Taoist priest deflated.

It's a pity that although the puppet is a combat puppet, it is still a bit short of encountering Meng Shaoyou. The most important thing is that Meng Shaoyou flipped it over and took out a token.

Yu Po knows this token, this is what Meng Shaoyou used to strike wood carvings with lightning before!

Among the many magic weapons of Taoism, the token is also a kind. The token is engraved with 28 stars on the bottom of the circle, and the symbol is engraved with the words of five thunder and commanding the god. It is a token to ask God. .

As soon as Meng Shaoyou's token was taken out, the doll paused. Although it was a dead thing, it instinctively sensed the danger.

It stepped back subconsciously, and then saw General Meng Shaoyou's five thunder orders light up, pinching the law with one hand, and chanting the five thunder curse.

It coincides with the meeting of gods today, and the rumors of today's gods are present, this curse is even more powerful.

When he began to recite, there were a lot of dark clouds in the sky, and thunder came from the clouds. The whole body gathered in the sky and the earth was vigorously righteous, and the wind rose on the ground. At the moment when the five thunder curse was finished, he pointed his finger at the doll. , Is to speak the law freely!

The dark cloud that had been entrenched for a long time finally shot a thunder, and the white light split from the air, and smashed the wooden man with the thunder!

Yu Po: "..."! !

The first use of Meng Shaoyou's Five Thunder Command can attract the sky thunder! This human Taoist priest is so terrifying! !

Thousands of evil under the thunder, the doll was chopped into charcoal without even having room to resist. The aftermath under the thunder made the evil creatures nearby couldn't help but tremble, and the ghosts knelt directly to the ground!

There is no need to repeat the following matters. On this day, the impermanence of the City God is very happy to work overtime...

The whole stone of Yu Po was sluggish.

Then I saw Meng Shao lobbying something, and when he came back, he was holding a white ball with a fist in his hand. These are the additional spiritual powers on the ghosts and the dolls, Meng Shaoyou didn't let them go, they all smashed down, and the total was the size of a fist.

Meng Shaoyou directly fed the spirit energy to Yu Po.

As a jade stone, this mass of qi is very nourishing to it, and the fist-sized aura is larger than the whole stone of Yupo. Yupo suddenly seems to have entered the warm spring water. If it is not made of stone, it It must be soft now...

Is this, this is the immortal world?

Then Yu Po heard Meng Shaoyou say: "It's a pity that there is only this, so let's just eat."

Yu Po:? ? !

Is this still called improvising! !

Meng Shaoyou said, "Do you still want to eat it? Just make jade gourd if you want to eat it."

Yu Po: "..."

If I have a dignified spirit jade, will I eat it without a bit of aura? !

Yupo honestly glows with a warm and white light, it doesn't matter if the spirit is not alive, the main reason is to be a magical tool to protect people, the spirit jade!

Yu Po, no, it should be called Preliminary Jade Gourd now. Looking at Meng Shaoyou, his mind is full of: Is this the happiness of not working hard?

so good--

...

Yu Po's attitude has changed 180 degrees, and Meng Shaoyou is also happy to see the result.

After that night, Fan Xin’s opponent also knew that the other party invited a big man, not only took away a group of ghosts, but also directly chopped their dolls into ashes. The master they invited vomited blood for three liters that night. It is already a failure of the fight.

Therefore, when other people want to attack Fan Xin, they must also think about the expert behind the other party, and they all closed their hands for a while.

The most intuitive manifestation is that Fan Xin has successfully won the originally tricky cases in the market, and those opponents have chosen to give up.

Fan Xin knew what was going on as soon as he thought about it, and he even more respected Meng Shaoyou. The most intuitive manifestation was that he paid more.

Meng Shaoyou looked at his balance, and his mood became more beautiful.

...

Once Fan Xin's matter was resolved, Meng Shaoyou returned to Teacher Yu's home, and then he took out the jade to make a jade gourd for Teacher Yu.

Among Meng Shaoyou's teachers, his younger brother is good at rubbing incense, and Meng Shaoyou is good at making instruments. Like the token, this jade gourd is also Meng Shaoyou's own hands.

The jade is not big, so Meng Shaoyou made a jade gourd pendant. The whole gourd is small, round and cute, and it looks good if it is simply strung with a red string.

The main reason why Meng Shaoyou chose to make gourds is that gourds have the meaning of blessing, and whether it is a tool or a pure pendant, it is a good meaning.

Among Taoists, gourds also have many magical uses. The most common one is the story of the sun and the moon in the pot...

This gourd recipe can also put people in it, which is amazing.

Meng Shaoyou carved the last rune on the body of the gourd. With a turn of his thoughts, a heart stamp was stamped on the bottom of the jade gourd.

In the past, the seal was the representative of identity. People who cultivated Taoism had the seal of dharma and heart. The stamp of Meng Shaoyou could not be seen by ordinary people, but people who cultivated Taoism or people in the underworld could see this seal.

This also tells others that the gourd is from his hands-even if it is not, it has a lot to do with him.

When Meng Shaoyou gave the pendant to Teacher Yu, he said that it was. As soon as he lifted his chin, he said with confidence: "Others will know that I made the jade gourd! They also know that I am covering the jade gourd!"

In this way, who would dare to bully the master... and the gourd!

Yu Jianghe glanced down at the jade gourd on his neck, his heart was hot, he glanced at the child in front of him, calmed down and said, "This is very cute, thank you."

...

Holidays always flew quickly. After 19, Zhang Ansheng resumed his work and urged the two to return to Nancheng as soon as possible.

The Spring Festival is over, so I changed back to work!

When he returned to Nancheng, Zhang Ansheng started his work plan for this year. After he finished speaking, Zhang Ansheng asked, "You went to Baiyun Temple during the Spring Festival?"

"Yes, what's the matter?"

Zhang Ansheng sighed and said, "It's nothing. You were photographed by fans at the temple fair and posted on the Internet. Now everyone is guessing whether you are going to be a Taoist priest and went to the field to investigate."

"..."

On the fourth day of the junior high school, I went to Baiyun to watch the temple fair with Meng Shaoyou and Teacher Yu, and they were still photographed by fans.

However, the reaction from fans was greater, and passers-by felt that Yu Jianghe was going to prepare for work-after all, Teacher Yu was so serious!

Fans are not very optimistic, thinking that they have followed the assistant to enter the Taoist temple, and the next moment will not be affected by the assistant to become a monk, right?

But these are also speculations among fans. Yu Jiang and No matter what, Zhang Ansheng just mentions it incidentally. The public relations department of their studio knows how to deal with it.

After listening to Meng Shaoyou, he opened Weibo, which he hadn't logged in for a long time. Once it went online, Aite was overwhelming. Meng Shaoyou habitually cleaned up this information.

Then I saw a forwarding popped out.

Just an audience: Ahhhhh! ! Master, please count it! Will Teacher Yu become a monk? The little assistant next to him is too terrifying! ! The faithful girl is willing to give ten catties of fat to Teacher Yu and never become a monk! ! !

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

What the **** is this.

Meng Shaoyou blankly crossed out this retweet and clicked on an Aite at will.

Miaomiao Igloo: Oh, we Xuexue has been in a coma for a long time. I want to ask the master, are we Xuexue okay? Oooooo...