The Whole Entertainment Circle Begs Me To Shut Up

This visual scene and dialogue are like a sky thunder struck on the cover of the sky, the snake is not good!

Originally, I didn't notice the movie screen, but now it jumped directly up, the snake head was attached to the screen, and I observed it carefully.

The black snake in the movie is a guardian of the secret realm.

The more Liu Xian watched, the more he felt that the black snake in the movie was similar to him, and the scales on his excited neck stood up!

The movie continues to play. The supporting actors are not surprised when they see the black snake's face. The black snake unabashedly reveals his admiration and obsession with dragons in front of them...

The more Liu Xian looked at, the more painful he was: "Ugh!!!"

The sturdy snake's tail fluttered painfully on the ground, and it slapped on the floor with a dull sound! He even showed his real body directly in front of the person, and the screen of the movie was still broken when he flicked his tail!

Bi Wenzhou was looking at the screen in front of him seriously at the time, but he was caught off guard. A **** snake appeared in front of him, directly blocking his vision. The snake's body had a thick water tank!

He and Liu Xian looked at each other.

Liu Xian closed his eyes in pain: "Ah ah ah!!!"

Bi Wenzhou was full of shock: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Snake! ! ! !

Why are there snakes here? ! ! !

Bi Wenzhou can't wait to faint immediately, why are there so many weird things in Yu Jiang and his family! !

Meng Shaoyou and Teacher Yu looked at them, and glanced at each other: "..."

Bi Wenzhou was scared to the corner by Liu Xian, and countless times of the anaconda disaster flashed through his mind, and then he watched the black snake roll on the ground painfully, even rolling himself into a knot.

He was closing his eyes and preparing to accept the pain, but he didn't expect that the black snake didn't notice him at all. Instead, he rolled on the ground on his own, with painful and miserable screams in his mouth. "Dead", "No face to see a snake" words like this.

Meng Shaoyou had to step forward and first pulled the stiff Bi Wenzhou away from Liu Xian.

Bi Wenzhou came back to his senses after being pulled away, turning his head and asking: "What is this?"

It was like this on both left and right. Meng Shaoyou thought about it and said about Panlongzhu, and then said: "I didn't expect this paragraph to be written in the script..."

It is estimated that Liu Xian ran into Ye Hefeng when he was following them home at that time, and he was used as the material for writing.

When Bi Wenzhou heard it, he didn't expect that there was such a thing, and his expression on the black snake didn't show a trace of pity.

Forget about social death, the key is to score twice.

I'm afraid it's the worst Liuxian in the world.

The black snake rolled around on its own, then looked at Meng Shaoyou and said angrily: "Why don't you say credit! If you say yes, don't tell outsiders?!"

Before Meng Shaoyou spoke, he heard Yu Jianghe say: "Why don't we talk about credit?"

Teacher Yu raised his eyes to look at Liu Xian calmly and said: "At the beginning, you said that this matter cannot be known to the fourth person. And Ye Hefeng is dead, it should be considered a ghost, not a human being." He paused, then said: "Even though. Now there are more people like Bi Wenzhou, but you are a snake and not a human being, so he can hear it too."

Liu Xian: "..."

Liu Xian: "..."

Meng Shaoyou glanced at Teacher Yu, and saw that he was open-minded and said that this logic was too rascal. If Liu Xian went mad, he wondered if Dragon Soul's idol attraction would still work.

But seeing Liu Xian meditating for a while, angrily said: "I made a mistake!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

With these remarks, Yu Jiang and Liu Xian did not pursue the fact that they were written into the script by Ye Hefeng as a prototype. Instead, they looked at Bi Wenzhou and said, "You - quickly delete this paragraph for Ben Xian!"

When he spoke, he was still holding the original body of the black snake, and the huge snake head turned in front of Bi Wenzhou, the gloomy appearance aroused goose bumps.

Bi Wenzhou resisted the urge to escape, while recalling the funny appearance of the black snake rolling on the ground in his mind, he pretended to be calm and said: "This snake fairy, this is not something I can delete if I want to delete it."

"This film has been edited and submitted for review..."

When he said this, the phone rang suddenly, and when he picked it up, he saw that it was the phone of a well-connected producer. He dryly said, "I, I will answer the call first."

Then the producer’s voice came from the other end of the phone: “Old Bi! I asked when I was just eating. Your review of the film was very fast this time. It has reached the final review. It is estimated that it will be approved soon. !"

"Your kid is very lucky this time. In the past, this subject always had to be stuck for a long time, but this time the green light passed all the way..."

The other end of the phone was still talking, Bi Wenzhou held up his mobile phone and looked at the black snake in front of him, showing an awkward smile.

Bi Wenzhou said: "This can't be withdrawn..."

Liu Xian: "..."

This call was undoubtedly a fatal blow. I don’t know if it was an illusion. Meng Shaoyou saw a flash of tears in the eyes of the black snake, and then the snake turned around and rolled into the corner, rolled himself up, and shut himself down. NS.

In the end, Liu Xian did not come out of the corner until Bi Wenzhou left.

Meng Shaoyou thought, although the animal fairy family are different from the orthodox deities, they are also quite prestigious in their own system, and the top fairy's disciples are respectful and respectful to them.

The seniority of this Liu Xian at the entrance of the hall is not low. When he heard someone call him, he seemed to call him Grandpa Liu Liu.

In addition, these animal fairy houses are based on the family unit. This Liu Xianxing six is ​​considered to be the forefront in the family, and it can also be regarded as an elder-level figure...

Such immortals have their own reservedness and arrogance, otherwise they would not sneak around the pillars in the middle of the night.

After thinking about it, Meng Shaoyou felt that Immortal Liu was pitiful, turned his head and looked for the incense that Xia Yang rubbed out, built a big incense tower, and then brought it to the black snake's autistic room.

The light in the room is dim after the light is turned off, and the interior furnishings cannot be seen clearly, and it is not good to turn on the light.

Hei Snake rolled to the corner before and closed himself up. Meng Shaoyou held the Fragrant Pagoda and shouted at one of the corners: "Liu Liu, is it popular?"

After a while, Liu Liu's dull voice came from another corner: "...I am here."

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

He turned to the source of the sound, his tone calm: "Oh, the room is too dark to see you."

The black-skinned Liu Liu: "..."

Ooh!

Meng Shaoyou squinted her eyes and finally saw the black bars intertwined in the dark, and then asked: "Then are you popular?"

Liu Liu was silent for a while and said, "Eat!"

Even if you die, you must be a ghost!

Meng Shaoyou lit the incense tower for him, and Liu Liuyi plunged into it and ate wildly. After eating, Liu Liu seemed to be enlightened, shaking his tail and saying, "It's time to make a break!"

Then he ate the joss stick frantically and ran out of the house with a twist.

Seeing him leaving, Meng Shaoyou turned on the light to see the corner where the black snake had just stayed, leaving a large pool of water stains on the floor.

"..."

Soon it will be the Zhongyuan Festival.

In the past, young people were considered to be ordinary people. After all, this year, everyone didn't care much about these festivals. Except for monks and Taoists, there were talented people who would celebrate the Zhongyuan Festival.

Xiaoqi doesn’t care much about the Zhongyuan Festival, and only when she was a child did she watch her grandma stack paper money and cook noodles on a boat... But these memories are quite long for her, even if it’s shown on the family calendar. She also passed the date in a flash.

It’s better to watch a movie...

Xiaoqi flipped through Weibo, and the movie that Teacher Yu played has not yet been finalized. She put her phone away and went into the elevator, and when she came out she found her friend Aite herself.

Looking at it again, it was a topic initiated by a life blogger: "What supernatural event did you encounter near the Zhongyuan Festival?"

Xiaoqi was speechless, and these marketing accounts were just squeezing out the flow of supernatural topics. When she was about to turn it off, she glanced around and found that most of the comments in the comment area were in Beijing.

"I am Bei Piao in Beijing to discuss life. When I work overtime at night, I often feel that our company's toilets are gloomy. I always hear strange noises when I pass by at night..."

"People from the capital, one time recently when Bengdi drove home at night, I saw a woman blocking the road on the road. As a result, the person disappeared when I stopped..."

"...I met when I went to the mall tonight!"

When Xiaoqi turned over, the previous comments turned out to be people from Beijing, and many others agreed that they had also encountered such a thing!

My friend Ai Te Xiaoqi exhorted: "Recently, during the Zhongyuan Festival, you have to be careful when you are in Beijing!"

Xiaoqi speechlessly said that who is not a master of fortune-telling per capita of Yin and Yang, who is the son of heaven who walks with extraordinary destiny? These topics in the comment area are just a look.

Not only did Xiaoqi not take these things to heart, she also worked overtime as usual today. The last colleague also left early. Seeing that she was still at the company, she said: "Xiaoqi, it's almost the Midyear Festival, so don't work overtime until then. Is it late? Come home quickly!"

She stared at the computer screen and replied, "I see."

It was late at night when it was over.

Xiaoqi's company is upstairs with more than ten stories, and every time she goes to work and waits for the elevator, it is quite torturing, but she is fine after work and there are not many people. Xiaoqi watched the time and waited for the elevator, but today the elevator is always missing for some reason.

She glanced at the time and went out later, but she couldn't get a taxi, so she simply walked to the side stairs.

Xiaoqi left in a hurry, but she noticed something was wrong after walking for five minutes. Her feet are fast, and she should see the shadows on the first and second floors in five minutes...

But now, Xiaoqi stood in place and glanced down, the stairs that went back and forth seemed to be endless, layered on top of each other, like an infinite corridor that never ended!

She took another look at where she was, and at the entrance of the corridor, she read: Thirteenth Floor.

How can it be? ! !

After walking for so long, how could it be possible to reach the 13th floor! !

Xiaoqi's heart jumped suddenly and fiercely. She glanced at the stairs, and ran down two floors after gritting her teeth. When she stopped to look again, the entrance of the corridor still read: Thirteenth Floor.

? ! !

Xiaoqi's face turned pale, and she became frightened.

Turned around and ran back to the floor, but found that I couldn't get in anyway!

"Hee hee hee……"

...

"This is the building."

At midnight, Meng Shaoyou and a little Taoist priest from Dongyue Temple walked into the building together. The little Taoist scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "Brother Meng has been working hard this time, otherwise we really don't have enough manpower."

Near Zhongyuan, somehow, there were a lot of ghost-smashing cases in the capital, and the number of guests in major temples became more and more. Many people ran into the temple and said that they had hit a ghost and invited the mage to the house to dispel evil spirits.

For a time, the eminent monks and masters of the major temples became very popular, and even some temples with less manpower had to temporarily train a few ghost catchers.

The same is true for Dongyue Temple. The little Taoist priest was not familiar with the business of the Taoist priest last year and was about to catch ghosts. His brothers were all booked. If there was no way to watch the master, he asked Xuanyi to borrow his apprentice for a use, and Meng Shaoyou followed. NS.

The person who invited them was the general manager of a company on the 13th floor. It is said that there was always a whimper in the toilet on their floor. Many colleagues who worked overtime ran into him, and the boss was unlucky for a few days.

When Meng Shaoyou entered the building, they also noticed the Yin Qi here.

The elevator was unavailable, so they walked up the stairs and heard laughter as soon as they reached the 13th floor.

"Hahahaha!!!"

Meng Shaoyou followed the sound and saw a long-haired female ghost blocking a little girl in the corridor on the thirteenth floor, laughing while teasing the little girl.

Little Taoist: "What a bad ghost!"

Meng Shaoyou nodded, really bad.

Then he took a step forward, patted the ghost on the shoulder, and waved her away from the little girl.

Female ghost: "?!!!"

Xiao Qiwu cried herself for a while, and she didn't know how long the air in front of her became clearer. Then she saw a handsome young man wave his hand and a female ghost was waved away by him!

The little priest beside the young man immediately said, "Are you okay?"

Xiaoqi stood up in a daze, and shook her head with tears. Meng Shaoyou glanced at her and said: "It's okay, you can go back first, just leave it to us here."

Wen Yan Xiaoqi immediately rushed and left the company!

And the female ghost who was swung away by him saw him hanging herself aside, the whole ghost was furious, and instantly turned into a hideous face, her face pale and bloody, obviously a classic look in ghost movies.

"Roar--!!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

Female ghost: "..."

One person and one ghost looked at each other for a moment. Meng Shaoyou's eyebrows didn't move. The female ghost couldn't help but said, "You are a little scared, I am a ghost!"

The little Taoist said from the side: "...Have you ever seen a Taoist afraid of ghosts!"

At this time, Meng Shaoyou shot, and a ghost-binding talisman flicked over. Even if the female ghost wanted to run, it was too late. The little Taoist took the opportunity to take out the ghost collection artifact he prepared and took her in, raising his eyebrows: "It's done! Thank you Brother Meng!"

This female ghost is not very old and looks like she has just died. Ghosts like this generally only have three tricks, one confuses two hides three scares, just need to survive these three tricks for convenience.

...

Ghosts and monsters circulated throughout the capital, and wandering ghosts provoked strangers everywhere. This phenomenon has become more and more frequent. It is not a good thing to fall into the ears of people in the profound door.

In addition to working with Teacher Yu, Meng Shaoyou now teaches him some simple Taoism. He also has to visit Dongyue Temple at other times to help them.

"...The closer the Zhongyuan Festival is, the more you will be uneasy." Xuanweizi sighed, and Meng Shaoyou sat across from him and asked, "Is there no clue during this period of time?"

Xuanweizi shook his head and said: "The enemy is dark and I am clear. The opponent moves quickly, and every time he rushes over, he rushes into the air."

Meng Shaoyou frowned and dropped a piece on the chessboard.

Xuanweizi said again: "But it's not without gain."

"Recently, people who have gone out to do things in major temples have several cases related to this organization. Judging from where the other party appeared, we have a speculation."

Xuanweizi said, placing the chess pieces on the chessboard carefully and saying, "They are going to open a ghost gate in the capital."

On the day of the Mid-Year Festival, the local official pardons sins and the ghost gate opens. But the ghost gate is actually fixed. Generally speaking, the ghost gate is opened.

And when the ghost gate is closed, the underworld officials must guard in front of the ghost gate, because this day is not only the day when the ghosts of the underworld come to visit relatives in the sun, but also the day when the ghosts of **** want to crawl out and return to the world.

Meng Shaoyou said in surprise: "They are crazy!"

The capital city has a large population, and there are millions of people in one city. The evil spirits in the ghost gate are not good stubble, and their hands are stained with human blood.

If the evil spirits were put back into the world, the consequences would be disastrous!

Xuanwei finally fell and raised his eyes to Meng Shaoyou and said, "If it wasn't a lunatic who did such a thing?" He paused, and smiled: "But there is another news."

"A Daoist from Dongyue Temple came back with a message that the organization hated a Daoist surnamed Meng to death, and now he has contacted several people to prepare to deal with him."

Xuanwei finished speaking, haha ​​said: "Apprentice, it seems that you are well-known!"

Meng Shaoyou: "..."

...

Xuanweizi said that the other party should find someone to deal with him. Meng Shaoyou really encountered a lot of obstacles during this period. Maybe he was a good student. Knowing that Meng Shaoyou has a good relationship with ghosts, no one has driven ghosts this time. Hurt him.

Miao Yuexiu was brought to the capital by a distant cousin, saying that she had received a big deal and asked her to help by the way. Miao Yuexiu followed her with a suspicious look, and said: "You sometimes make money indirectly, it is better to study and test a good school..."

Then she followed her cousin and saw her target.

Miao Yuexiu: "..."

The cousin said: "It doesn't look great! Sister, I can!"

Miao Yuexiu: "...No, I don't think you can."

Run! ! .