The whole family is the protagonist, only I am salted fish

A class ends with students introducing themselves.

After class, Li Youwei asked Ye Tiandao curiously:

“Have you noticed that Teacher Ye Wuchen seems to look a little like you?

And what alliance Asia you said … What does Yasso mean silky? ”

Li Youwei usually doesn’t play games, and she doesn’t understand the content of the game, so she can’t understand what Ye Tian said about Yasuo Thief Six, what does the thief mean by silky.

She also thought that Ye Tian was talking about a hero in history.

Li Youwei voiced the doubts in her heart, she never knew which hero in history was called Yasuo, and then searched hard for the terms Alliance and Yaso in her memory.

“Yaso, what do you say? You bring your ears to you, and I’ll whisper to you. ”

Hearing Li Youwei say this, Ye Tian suddenly became interested in teasing this little nizi.

“Huh? Oh~”

Li Youwei, who had been searching in her mind for a long time, also tilted her head when she heard Ye Tian say this.

Get closer to Ye Tian.

Then she only felt that her ears were gently blown by Ye Tian, and she felt a little strange.

Moment.

Her face was as red as an apple.

But driven by great curiosity, she still wanted to hear Ye Tian tell the story of the hero Yasuo for herself.

“That’s fiction in the game, fool!”

Li Youwei’s body froze for a moment, and then he realized that he was being teased by Ye Tian again, and he angrily raised his small fist and hit Ye Tian’s waist.

“You!”

Ye Tian easily dodged with his excellent body technique, and then laughed again:

“Can’t fight, can’t fight, bye bye.”

After saying that, he ran out of the classroom.

Seeing Ye Tian like this, Li Youwei was angry and annoyed, and her teeth were crunching.

I can’t wait to scratch Ye Tian with my little paws.

Don’t be angry, he’s just this jerk, there’s no need to be angry with him.

Li Youwei patted her chest and comforted herself.

And these Ye Tian didn’t see it, he had already run out of the classroom.

“Poof!”

After finally calming her angry mood, Li Youwei suddenly heard a loud noise at this time.

The sound was like an explosion, thundering through the classroom.

The people who were still in the classroom were attracted by this sudden sound.

They all looked at each other, and then someone said loudly:

“Lying groove, who specifically fart? This sound is eating firecrackers! ”

“Not good, someone dropped a gas bomb, run!”

Everyone looked for the source of the sound, but saw it in a corner at the back of the classroom.

Several students are gathered together.

These people were the same people who spread rumors about Ye Tian.

One of the boys blushed.

The loud noise just now was made by himself, and he could feel the vibration himself, as if it had been an earthquake.

He himself was taken aback.

Then his whole face turned red quickly.

Nima!

What a shame!

Then look at their classmates looking at themselves with strange eyes.

His shame grew stronger.

Now he can’t wait to find a hole to drill into, and he will never come out of that kind of thing in his life.

But he also wondered, how could he be like this?

They didn’t know that it was all because of Ye Tian.

Because it was close, a girl pointed to this classmate and said with a gloomy face:

“Lying groove, Wang Bing, you put the darker!”

Then they smelled a foul smell.

Disgusting and suffocating.

“Poof~Poof~Poof~”

“Lying groove, still coming?”

“Is this a gas nest?”

“Go fast, go fast…”

The female classmate who originally wanted to accuse Wang Bing suddenly heard the familiar voice sound again.

And the source of the sound seems to be…

It seems to have been sent by itself!

“Poof~”

Before she could react, several people next to her also made such and such sounds.

Like a lit firecracker, one explosion after another exploded.

And the crowd who had just run to the door also heard the sound of firecrackers, and they pushed each other and fled the classroom.

“Still coming?”

“Hurry up, go, here it is again!”

“I can’t stand it, I’m going to throw up! Gag~”

……

When Li Youwei walked out of the classroom, she wandered around the playground without purpose.

When firecrackers sounded in the classroom, she had already fled the classroom.

Fortunately, she was close to the door, so she was one of the first to escape.

Now the entire classroom is filled with the roar of firecrackers.

I won’t be able to return to the classroom for a while.

She found a spot and was just about to sit down and rest for a while.

But found a familiar figure.

It was Ye Tian.

In fact, Ye Tian had long known the situation in the classroom, and that was what he had figured out.

So in order not to be hurt by gas, he ran out long ago.

At this time, he was holding two bottles of drinks in his hand, one bottle was soap happy water and the other bottle was juice.

The juice was prepared by him for Li Youwei.

He also just bought a drink and came out, when he saw Li Youwei on the playground.

Handed the bottle of juice to Li Youwei and said:

“It doesn’t taste good, does it?”

“How about you try it?”

Taking the juice in Ye Tian’s hand, Li Youwei glared at Ye Tian viciously.

Twisting the cap with her hand, she raised her head and drank the juice.

When Ye Tian saw Li Youwei’s appearance, a thought also arose in his heart.

If you marry this nizi home in the future, life will definitely not be too boring.

Of course, Li Youwei didn’t know what Ye Tian was thinking, and if she knew, she would definitely use her Nine Yin White Bone Claw to scratch him to death.

……

The morning ended in Ye Tian and Li Youwei’s fight, of course, Ye Tian was lying on the table and sleeping.

I want to ask where the classmates who set off firecrackers are?

They were in the school infirmary at the moment, and Ye Tian had estimated that they should not be able to go to school today.

It’s better to estimate in the afternoon.

Ye Tian still had a number in his heart, and he wouldn’t torture it too seriously.

It’s just a small punishment.

It’s time for the afternoon.

Since Ye Wuchen only came today, several subject teachers also gave face.

All the afternoon classes were given to Ye Wuchen, and it was all arranged by him.

And they are comfortable blowing air conditioners in the office.

Come to the classroom.

Ye Wuchen said heavily:

“Today, several students in our class are absent and did not come to class due to physical reasons, which shows that the physical fitness of the students still needs to be improved…”

Ye Wuchen said on the podium, while Ye Tian was very bored.

Soon Ye Wuchen finished speaking.

To put it simply, Ye Wuchen felt that his physical fitness was too poor to do something, so he prepared all the afternoon classes for students to exercise outside.

Or play games of these.

When he finished, the whole classroom was in a roar.

Some said that Ye Wuchen was good, and there was a discussion about what he was going to do when he left the classroom.

Ye Tian, on the other hand, was different, he had fallen asleep on the table.

Soon Ye Wuchen also noticed Ye Tian.

He frowned, grabbed a piece of chalk on the table and smashed it on Ye Tian’s head very accurately.

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