The Whole World is Licking Me and My Ex-girlfriend’s CP

    01Honeymoon

    Before the marriage, Qi Ke and Song Yushi discussed where to go for their honeymoon for a whole week by chatting on WeChat. They were afraid of being followed by the paparazzi, so they mostly chose North America and Western Europe. The wedding flew straight away.

    On the wedding night, Song Yushi received a call.

    Lin Zhouwan, an internationally renowned director, has been nominated for the Best Director Oscar for three times, and her masterpiece "Human World" won the Best Film at the Berlin Film Festival. star.

    He got a good book half a year ago and invited Song Yushi to be the heroine of the girlhood, and Song Yushi agreed. The film just finished casting roles last week, and it will be officially announced after the casting. Director Lin pursues efficiency in his work. He has arrived at the shooting location in the past two days and is ready to start the script meeting.

    "I have to go to the script meeting, and then join the group." Song Yushi said in a low voice as he unbuttoned his dress, "You have to go with me, otherwise it would be boring to spend your honeymoon alone."

    "What are you muttering about?" Qi Ke walked out of the bathroom with bare feet.

    Song Yushi was startled, just as he was about to turn his head, he was hugged from behind.

    Qi Ke put her chin on her shoulder, turned her face and bit her ear: "How come you take off your clothes so slowly? Do you want me to help you? I'm very skilled."

    Get started.

    I thought Song Yushi would be shy to avoid her, but she didn't expect her to lean on his arms and obediently ask her to help her. The zipper on the back reaches long to the waist, and the curve of the back seems to be white and attractive.

    Qi Ke smiled: "It's nice to get married."

    Song Yushi raised his head: "Huh?"

    "I said it's good to get married." Qi Ke kissed her lips, pecked lightly, like a little water, a little proud: "The whole world knows that you are mine ."

    Song Yushi was silent for a while, then suddenly stood up and pushed Qi Ke to sit on the bed.

    Qi Ke covered her chest: "You haven't taken a bath yet, okay?"

    "Qi Ke."

    “…huh?”

    "I want to ask you something."

    "You won't go back on your wedding day, will you?"

    "Huh?"

    Song Yushi was stunned for a moment, and after realizing what Qi Ke was saying, she couldn't help but glared at her: "Do you think we are filming "The President's Runaway Bride"?"

    Qi Ke is very strict: "It's the runaway bride after the song."

    Song Yushi: "…"

    She forced the topic back: "I ask you, what is the most important thing between partners?"

    Qi Ke pondered: "Trust." Her mother taught her.

    "What else?"

    "Love." Her father taught her.

    "Anything else?"

    "Harmonious life." She realized it herself.

    “…”

    Song Yushi resisted the urge of domestic violence and chose to clarify: "There is still understanding."

    Qi Ke nodded: "Yes, I was about to say."

    …about to talk.

    Song Yushi swallowed the spit and began to recite the prepared lines: "Do you know what is the most important thing in my life?"

    When Qi Ke heard this, he showed a big smile: "It's me."

    Song Yushi: "…"

    I can't make it up anymore.

    "Yes, it's you. And filming."

    "Hmmmm."

    "You know, I've always liked Director Lin."

    "Huh? The one who filmed "The World"?"

    "It's him. He has a book recently..." Song Yushi finished what she wanted to say in one breath, she immediately said: "There are very few scenes, I will try to minimize NG, and I can finish filming in two days. , and the script will be three days. I…”

    Qi Ke held her face.

    Qi Ke just took a shower, and the scent of the body lotion is rose fragrance, not strong, light fragrance, very close. Qi Ke looked into her eyes: "wife."

    Song Yushi blushed: "Don't..."

    "You're afraid I'll be angry, right?"

    "Hmmm..."

    "Then you compensate me."

    "Huh?"

    Before Song Yushi could react, he was thrown onto the bed by Qi Ke, and the kiss fell hard and hard. Song Yushi struggled: "I haven't showered yet!"

    Qi Ke paused for a while, and said with kindness: "Then do it while washing."

     Wedding night.

    Long and charming.

    Fifteen hours later, Song Yushi and Qi Ke yawned at the same time on the plane to Hong Kong, looked at each other, and confirmed that they were sleepless people.

    Song Yushi laughed, leaned her head on Qi Ke's shoulder, closed her eyes: "I said go to bed early."

    "You asked for the last time." Qi Ke also tilted her head and pressed her head against Song Yushi's head, her lips gently resting on her hair, and whispered, "I remember it all. ."

    Song Yushi smiled.

    The filming location is Tibet, there is no direct flight to Lhasa, and you have to transfer from Hong Kong. The itinerary was an impromptu decision, and suddenly I ran into a group of paparazzi who came to film their wedding.

    For international flights, the wireless network is unblocked.

    The paparazzi hurriedly sent out the announcement, the fans kept crowing, and the newcomers closed their eyes only to make up for their sleep.

    The whole unit is lively.

    [The melon uploaded on the Internet is real! Song Yushi really returned to China to join the group! This is too professional! Director Lin, you really have no heart, you call someone back to work when they are newly married. 】

    [Good evening, working workers. 】

    [Good guy, I'm direct good guy. Song Yushi was so rich and worked so hard, I immediately got up to work. 】

    [Don't scold, don't scold, I'm sleeping. 】

    [What are the newcomers doing, rwkkrwkk! 】

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    [I see a picture! 】

    【Wow! Sleeping head to head! Pull hands together! So sweet! 】

    [Although my cp is married, I still want to send them into the bridal chamber. 】

    【Me too! 】

    At this time, the members of the sweet group who were still paralyzed in the small island villa where the wedding was held, posted on Weibo to praise Song Yushi's professionalism and published the late wedding repo.

    @Meng Ying: Record an interesting wedding event. After taking the oath and exchanging the rings, the priest said, you can kiss each other. Qi Ke said that she was embarrassed in front of so many people. The pastor said, I have seen you all kissing during the live broadcast. There are tens of millions of people in the live broadcast.

    Hahahahaha, the pastor is a small foreigner. When he said this, he was serious, as if he was saying: You all dare to kiss on the live broadcast, why are you pretending to be shy?

    @zhongyi: Meng Ying cried the most. Orange Juice made wedding notes, probably planning to get married next year. My favorite part is saying the oath. It felt so amazing. I thought that saying I was willing was the beginning of a lifetime, but in fact, the beginning of Yushi and Keke was the first time they met in the sweet group "Hello."

    @chengzhi: Love is the fire of desire, love is long-lasting affection, love is the courage to go to the future regardless of everything, love is you.

    Qi Ke woke up first and replied to Weibo one by one.

    Meng Ying who replied first: Remember this with so many romantic scenes!

    Reply to Zhong Yi again: I have said "hello" so many times in my life, but there is always one that is the most special.

    Finally reply to Cheng Zhi: Orange juice is too literary. Delete it and let me post it.

    Cheng Zhi: ? ? ?

    Netizen: ? ? ?

    At this time, Song Yushi and Qi Ke had completed their turn. The plane flew over the clouds on a sunny day. The seemingly heavy clouds were lightly pressing under the wings, brewing a spring rain.

    Qi Ke got a little altitude sickness after getting off the plane, and went to the hotel to rest first, while Song Yushi went directly to the script meeting.

    Lin Dao understands human nature in the end. Considering that Song Yushi was just married and he was pulled over to speed up the progress, thinking of a quick solution, the script meeting opened until late at night. After reading the part of Song Yushi's cameo , before letting Song Yushi go to rest.

    "Take a good rest and keep your spirits up." When Director Lin handed the script to Song Yu, he gave her the wedding gift that had been prepared a long time ago: "I was too busy to attend your wedding, happy wedding. ."

    Song Yushi smiled: "Thank you Director."

    "Qi Ke is here too?" Director Lin asked, "I thought she would lose her temper."

    Director Lin has directed Qi Ke's MV and is fairly familiar with Qi Ke.

    Song Yushi said seriously: "Partners need to understand each other, I taught her."

    Director Lin was stunned for a moment, and made up for Song Yushi's serious teaching Qi Ke's appearance, he couldn't help laughing, and didn't say much, for fear that if she stayed with Song Yushi for a while, her family's understanding would be crooked, so let it go Song Yushi went to rest.

    The crew is rich and the hotel is luxurious. The big bed room originally reserved for Song Yushi was too crowded by Qi Ke, so she spent money to upgrade the room type.

    When Song Yushi came back, she was still sleeping.

    The room was a bit stuffy and the quilt was pushed to her feet. Song Yushi adjusted the temperature of the central air conditioner and covered Qi Ke with the quilt. Originally wanted to take a bath, but who knew that when he saw Qi Ke, he couldn't take his eyes away.

    She squatted by the head of the bed, looking up at Qi Ke's sleeping face.

    Qi Ke was very well-behaved when she fell asleep, her public beauty became silent, and the quietness in her eyebrows was like a child's. Song Yushi raised her hand to touch her long eyelashes, Qi Ke moved and slowly opened her eyes.

    From dazed to clear.

    Qi Ke smiled, turned sideways, and said in a low voice, "Are you back?"

    Song Yushi bowed her head and kissed her.

    Kissing skills are trained in thousands of kisses, and they are skilled enough and not urgent. Song Yushi kissed her calmly, kissing her little by little from her waking dream.

    The tip of the tongue is hot, intertwined and separated.

    In the dark room, the ambiguous sound of water is especially clear.

    Outside the curtains, the snow-capped mountains in the distance shone in the sunset, and eagles passed by, running from day to sunset, to night. The night sank deeply, making all desires blatant.

    Song Yushi gasped and fell on the pillow, her clothes were messy, she looked at the ceiling and laughed suddenly.

    Qi Ke touched her lips and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

    Song Yushi turned his face to her side and smiled at her: "Just before I came back, Director Lin let me have a good rest."

    Qi Ke blushed, hugged her, rubbed her neck, invincible coquettish skill: "You hooked me first." She added: "By the way, you Just watched me sleep, what were you thinking?"

    “…you guessed it.”

    "I guess—" Qi Ke pondered: "I must be thinking, this woman is so **** beautiful, fortunately it's mine."

    Song Yushi laughed.

    Qi Ke asked, "Is that so?"

    Song Yushi shook his head: "I'm thinking of a song."

    "What?"

    "I Really Love You."

    —I used to be as helpless as duckweed.

    —But God made me meet you.

    —Meet you for the first time.

    —I really love you.

    02

    Qi Ke recently took over the RV travel variety show. The show team has four girls as fixed guests, and one flying guest in each episode. The sweet group started flying from the first episode and flew to the fourth episode. Zhong Yi It brought bad news to Qi Ke: Song Yushi couldn't adjust the schedule, so he had to push this variety show.

    Qi Ke was drinking Coke at the time, when she heard it, the Coke spilled and her heart was broken.

    This travel variety show requires guests to truly enjoy the trip, so the mobile phone was confiscated as soon as they arrived at the show. Qi Ke hasn't contacted Song Yushi for as many days as he has been on the road.

    Once I borrowed the staff's mobile phone to call Song Yushi, thinking that it was early in the morning in China, and I gave up. After watching Song Yushi's little tidbits on the Internet for a while, he reluctantly returned the phone to the staff.

    The staff couldn't bear it: "Mr. Song mentioned you in the interview two days ago."

    Qi Ke's eyes lit up immediately: "Let me see!"

    The staff searched on the Internet. After marriage, Song Yushi and Qi Ke were very low-key, and based on the principle of saving money for the company, they seldom made hot searches, but they couldn’t stand the number of cp fans. , definitely has a topic.

    Before the passers-by opened: Showing love again, is it over?

    Passers-by opened it: I'll kill you!

    It was an interview from Weibo We Media, entertainment nature, and occasionally asked some outrageous questions. For example, this time, the reporter asked some questions about Qi Ke.

    Q: Is there any difference between before and after marriage?

    A: Of course there is a difference, otherwise why get married?

    Qi Ke: Yes, the interview style after marriage is also very similar to me. It is not a family, and I don’t enter a family.

    Q: What is the difference?

    A: There are more people on the bed.

    Qi Ke: Hahahahaha!

    Q: Is there anything else? Be more specific.

    A: Be more specific... In fact, because of our work relationship, we gather less and leave more. But it's amazing, no matter where you are, you know that you have a home waiting for you, with your beloved, a lively dog, and a cute kitten. very happy.

    Qi Ke: woo woo wife wife!

    Q: So, did you have a kitten after marriage? what does it look like?

    A: A golden gradient, very cute. Very sticky to me.

    Qi Ke: The stinky cat got off my wife!

    Q: Describe married life in three words.

    A: Happy, happy, forever.

    Qi Ke: Always be happy!

      So I started looking forward to Song Yushi as a flying guest day and night, looking forward to orange juice, looking forward to Zhou Er, looking forward to the bad news - Zhong Yi.

    "Hey—" Zhong Yi stretched his voice, "Do you want to be so realistic? I'm your good sister too!"

    Qi Ke said: "good sister brought your captain here."

    It's summer in North America right now, it's very hot, both of them are wearing cool clothes, and across the road is the sea, and several other guests have gone to the beach to swim, so Qi Kesi's wife is eager , and Zhong Yi has just arrived, too lazy to move.

    The two looked at each other for a long time, and felt melancholy.

    Zhong Yi said: "If you miss her so much, you should call her! Video!"

    Qi Ke put the elderly computer issued by the program team on the table: "Only call the police and call an ambulance."

    Zhong Yi: "…"

    This is too cruel! She is not recording!

    Zhong Yi fiddled with his mobile phone, sadly: "Then my mobile phone will be confiscated soon? Ah, my baby, how can I live without you? It's a long night..."

    Empty hands.

    Zhong Yi was furious: "Why did you steal my phone?!"

    Qi Ke made a silent gesture, glanced at FollowPD, and threatened: "Don't tell the director yet." She patted Zhong Yi on the shoulder: "Zhong Yi, thank you for not being far away. Give me your phone."

    Zhong Yi: "?"

    She has come to earn money from thousands of miles away!

    Zhong Yi rolled her eyes and said, remember to pay me the call fee and go for a stroll and watch the sea, leaving space for the young couple. As soon as Zhong Yi left, Qi Ke made a video call to Song Yushi.

    It rang for about 40 seconds before the other side picked up.

    Qi Ke was ready for a beauty crit, but in the camera, she only saw the ceiling - through the patterns, she recognized that it was the ceiling of her and Song Yushi's house.

    Song Yushi at home?

    "Have you arrived yet? Have you seen Qi Ke?" Song Yushi's voice sounded from not far away, she seemed to be packing things, busy, "Why don't you speak?"

    Occasionally a dog is barking in the background.

    It sounds like their little smart candy.

    A golden kitten crossed the phone, leaving behind a mysterious figure and Qi Ke who was messy in front of the camera.

    Finally, seeing Zhong Yi kept silent, Song Yushi felt that something was wrong. She picked up the phone and saw Qi Ke at a glance. She was startled and almost lost the phone.

    Fortunately, my psychological quality is good, so I cleared my throat: "Qi Ke?"

    Qi Ke was full of questions: "Are you at home?"

    Song Yushi calmly said: "Well."

    Qi Ke frowned: "Zhong Yi told me just now that you can't come to record the variety show because you can't coordinate your schedule."

    Song Yushi continued to calm down: "Well."

    Qi Ke frowned deeper: "Then why are you at home now?"

    Song Yushi was as calm as ever: "The weather is good today, I'm close to home, I'll come back to dry the quilt."

    Qi Ke said: "Turn the camera out of the window."

    Song Yushi said: "If you do this again, our marriage will break up."

    Qi Ke: "…"

    You also know that you have seen a ghost in the middle of the night and the weather is good! Dry the quilt? Sunshine the moon?

    "Okay." Song Yushi sat on the sofa, and the clingy kitten immediately jumped on top of her and purred on her chest. Song Yushi said, "I'm packing my luggage."

    "Where?"

    "To see you."

    "Really?"

    “…”

    Song Yushi rubbed her hairy head and said, "Do you know what a variety show is? I could have appeared in front of you all at once to surprise you!"

    Where can Qi Ke manage so much: "Really? Are you really coming to see me?"

    Song Yushi was stunned for a moment, then smiled, doting and gentle: "Yeah, I heard that you miss me so much, I have to go see you. When I go to see you, it's not enough to run, I Gotta fly over."

    Qi Ke was delighted, and happily blew a kiss to Song Yushi: "Then you have to come quickly."

    Song Yushi raised her eyebrows.

    Qi Ke whispered: "You don't know how many romantic encounters I have along the way, but I refused." She shook the ring on her ring finger: "I told them that I was married ."

    "And then what?"

    "Then they're like, 'Oh, what a pity, such a beautiful girl, I don't know who's taking advantage.' Look at you, how much did you take advantage of?"

    Song Yushi followed her words: "Well, I took advantage of it."

    Qi Ke was proud: "Then you have to come quickly."

    Song Yushi said: "Okay."

    “And—” Qi Ke said.

    Song Yushi raised his eyes: "Huh?"

    Qi Ke: "Little fat man! Get off my wife!"

    Song Yushi: "…"

    Jin Gradient, who was lying on her body, was used to Qi Ke calling her like this, so he glanced at Qi Ke lazily, gave Qi Ke a glance, and arrogantly informed Qi Ke: Impossible.

    "The first floor is the living room and the small garden, as well as candy and—" Song Yushi pointed to Jin Gradient, who was squatting on the bookcase and looked down at the film crew of the show: "And it."

    "On the second floor is the study and gym, Qi Ke's recording studio, and the musical instrument room."

    "The third floor is the living room and cloakroom."

    The director team asked: "It must be time-consuming and laborious to decorate, right? It was said in the show, did you open up your previous home and decorate it?"

    Song Yushi smiled: "No."

      is completely own.

    Song Yushi took the program team to visit her and Qi Ke's home briefly, carrying the suitcase, and said to the camera, "Let's go, see you later."

    After speaking, she covered the camera.

    In the next shot, the plane crossed the blue sky and flew to the side of the beloved.

    That episode was the episode with the highest ratings of the variety show, with five or six hot searches on the ground, the broadcast popularity broke a new high in the history of variety shows, and the barrage was cleared one after another. , the discussion volume reached 200 million.

    [I announce that this issue is called "Qi Yu's Honeymoon Tour". 】

    【I'm no different from watching a Lily movie! Pretty sister and pretty sister are so good together! 】

    [The two of them have such a big home, Mueller. @遊科, @宋雨士, is your family still short of dogs? I think I'm smarter than candy. 】

    【Candy: I'm not a real person, but you are a real dog. 】

    【"If you went to see you, I must have flown." Fairy sister, fairy sister! 】

    [After sending Zhong Yi away (Qi Ke reluctantly squeezed out a tear of reluctance, Zhong Yi said if he wanted to laugh, don't hold back, so Qi Ke laughed) Qi Ke Just a little absent-minded, waiting for my sister! 】

    【What sister? Be bold! I'm waiting for my wife! 】

    【My wife is here! 】

    【Fuck! Just hug it and it's alright! kiss one! kiss one! 】

    [The other three female guests: Can I eat dog food even when I come out to record a variety show? 】

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    [I wonder how they sleep at night, don't young couples get tired at night? 】

    【Pour out the yellow paint in your mind! Of course, the young couple went out and opened their own room to sleep! 】

    [? ? ? This netizen is really wrong. 】

    [Qi Ke and Song Yushi live in a tent together! ! 】

    [? ? ? what happened? Why is it only "quiet night, endless whispers" before dawn? Are there any whispers that I, a distinguished member, can't hear? 】

    【Have you organized a group to go to the program group to steal the master tape? 】

    It seems that I am really afraid that netizens will impulsively send the blade, and when the camera turns, there is an extra little easter egg—

    The solitary light in the tent that can accommodate two people is weak, Song Yushi and Qi Ke lie side by side on the blanket, the dim yellow light is reflected in their pupils.

    It was quiet for a while, and Song Yushi said, "When are you going home?"

    Qi Ke said: "Huh?"

    Song Yushi turned her face to look at her: "The cat and the dog miss you."

    Qi Ke looked at her and smiled.

    Song Yushi was silent and said softly, "I miss you too."

    - Cats and dogs miss you and me.

    - and our home.