The Winner of Life Through the Second Dimension

After eating, I went back to my room.Lying on the bed and beating the pillow all the time: "Don't I just want to write a novel? Why is it so difficult!! Stop forcing me, or I will write it for you!" (Of course, in the early days of the author Not everyone has a computer, it's all written by hand and only printed after publication.)

Came to the computer and watched the results of the translation for hours on the screen.My heart is broken, and thankfully it's not too late.If you wait for a book to be typed, you're telling yourself to use handwriting

Taking out the manuscript paper and pen, he copied the translated content on the screen again.This copy is over an hour.

"Xinjie, my mother has gone to work. If you are bored, you can play with the computer, but you must not play for too long. If you have anything, just call your mother, and the number will be written next to the phone. Remember to pay attention to safety when you are alone at home. Don't play with fire, wait for mom to come back when you go out." My mom said a lot of things before going to work, but I didn't hate it.

"Hey! Mom will be late if you don't go." "Then mom will go to work first. Remember to call if you have something to do." "En, safe journey."

After sending my mother to work again, I started the first step in my career of conferring gods, translation, translation and translation. "Probably the first volume can be translated today."

The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades need to work hard!In order to establish their own party-state cause, bah, it is a two-dimensional divine kingdom, no matter how hard or tired they are.

After all, if I don't sell swords, who makes staff?If he doesn't throw coins, who will pick up coins?If you don't do it, how can you hit the wall? (Serious nonsense, if you don't understand it, you can ignore it.)

ps1: Although I am a scumbag author, I don't care about you!I decided to stop there.

ps2: I spent a day at the comic exhibition today (**), and I was exhausted, but I hooked up with a cute and crazy three!I want the q number!

ps3: Two more updates will be resumed tomorrow.

Chapter [-] The Conferred God Plan (Part [-])

"Xinjie-kun! Xinjie-kun! You are sleeping in class again, really, this is the first time. You can do this question on the blackboard." The teacher shouted from the podium.

I rolled my eyes helplessly, yawned, then walked slowly to the podium, picked up the chalk, and was about to write the answer, "Grass, are you kidding me!"

Of course, it's not that I can't do it, but the teacher wrote the topic so high!Let me write it too!Are you making fun of me for being short?

I silently turned around and walked towards my seat, which was the penultimate position by the window.I choose this seat, I am willful.

Seeing my actions, everyone thought I wouldn't do it.

"Hey, can you do this question? It looks very difficult." "That guy Shinsuke definitely won't do it." "Ah, I can't figure it out, I don't have enough fingers." The classmates were discussing.

In fact, I just went back to get the chair, and ashamed to say, I found that even with my hands straight, I still couldn't touch the equal sign.

"Just kidding, how much is 2x8=? Looking at this question on the blackboard, I feel that my IQ has been insulted!" I picked up the chair and put it on the podium, then swiped a big pen and wrote a 14, no, it's 16 .

"Crack, snap, snap. You're lucky this time, don't let me catch it next time." The teacher didn't know how many times she said this sentence, but she still took the lead in applauding me, and then the audience sounded There was thunderous applause.

"Forgive me, if you have time to install b here, why don't you give me more time to translate for me."

Yes, this is my daily school routine.Because the content of the teacher is really boring, think about it, when you are admitted to the university and then ask you to repeat the first grade, you will not feel bored.

Although it is interesting to pretend to be forced, but it is not very useful.In addition, I have spent a lot of energy and time translating novels every night recently.So I always sleep in class, basically from the first to the last.The teacher is always looking for trouble for himself.

At first, the teacher thought I was the cause of my illness, so I didn't care much, but I saw it several times. When the get out of class bell rang, I was the fastest runner.I just found out that I have never been sick.

It has been a week since I started going to school. As for what kind of primary school it is, I won't say it, it doesn't matter anyway.Also because of the reason to go to school, the translation speed has slowed down significantly.In the past, the content of translation in one day was almost equal to the content in five days now.

I can't say I can't go to school, it's really annoying. "Hey! Wait for Hongtai and the others to tell you to go to the toilet, and then teach you a lesson, saying that you have been too pushy recently. You must not go. The little girl who had been sitting in front of me ran over, out of breath. reminded me.

"Qi, it's so bloody, the plot that often appears in the anime actually happened to me. By the way, which onion is Hongtai? I've been in this class for a week, and I don't even remember the name of a classmate."

"Thank you. Just let them be." After I finished speaking, I sat down on the table again.

"Then I'll leave you alone, idiot." The girl left.

"Xinjie, you bastard! Don't sleep, we have something to do with you. If it's a man, just come to the toilet with me."

Wake up again!I'm a little pissed! "Okay, you can do whatever you want, let's end it quickly, I'm sleepy." I replied absentmindedly.

"Damn brat, I'll see you later."

"I haven't fought in a long time, fuck him." He is not the cowardly male protagonist in the anime.Although his body is very weak now, he still has no problem dealing with children.It's like replacing the 86 with an F1 engine in the initial d. Even if it can't run F1, it is not something that ordinary people can surpass. The technology is there.

Seeing me being taken out, the little girl just now was obviously anxious, "Idiot, didn't I tell you not to go." Then she ran to find the teacher.

I also saw the girl's actions, and I was just a little moved in my heart.Pity.

Since I came to this class from the beginning, I have used my abilities first. After a detailed comparison, I found that none of them were characters in the anime, and I immediately felt boring.

When I came to the toilet, I found that there were already three people waiting inside. "So, who is Hongtai? What's the matter with me?" Looking at the four in front of him, one fat and three small children asked.

"I am, you've been very arrogant recently, you must know that I am the boss of this class." Fatty said.

"Yes, yes, you are the boss, so what else is there? If not, I will go back to sleep." I replied indifferently.

"Because you are so knowledgeable, you will often buy things for us in the future, and you will also give us your pocket money, you know?" Fatty said proudly.

"Huh? Are you throwing coins? Why would I do this."

"Boss, he scolded you for throwing money." "I heard you, you idiot." He punched his younger brother. "Boss, he doesn't give you face, teach him a lesson." Another younger brother said.

"You guys don't take action, I'll teach him a lesson and see if he can be so arrogant." After that, he ordered the younger brother to go to the toilet to take care of the wind, preventing me from running away by the way.

"Yo, it's okay to go one-on-one."

Hongtai first punched me in the face, according to his strength and size, if he was hit, I would definitely be gg.However, this unscrupulous move was full of flaws. After hiding, he hit Fatty's weak underbelly with two punches in a row. "Fuck, this fat!! Coach, he brings his own equipment." While complaining, he avoided Fatty's attack.

After finding the flaws again, I resorted to the nirvana: Foshan Shadowless Foot Modification - Cut off the son and the grandson's leg.

As soon as this move came out, the fat man immediately knelt down, lay on the ground and covered his lower body, with a hideous face.

I walked over and struggled to drag the fat man to the sink.Plug the sink drain and fill it with water.Then he pressed the fat man's head into the water, and Hongtai was caught off guard and choked on the water.After pulling it out and pressing it in, the interval between each time is almost five seconds.After repeating it a few times, Hongtai was already crying uncontrollably.