The Winner of Life Through the Second Dimension

Ying Lili looked back and was really startled, because there seemed to be thousands of troops running behind her, raising a large cloud of dust.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly All of them looked very grim. (Refer to the three elementary school students in Gancheng Guanghui Amusement Park.)

"You see, those little kids don't eat the bento prepared by their mother every day, they like to eat those snacks, well, although I also like to eat them. In order to prevent the children from eating so many snacks, the school serves them at noon every day. Snacks are limited, and if you run slowly, you will be swept away in an instant.”

Finally I ran to the canteen, "Madam, it's the old rules!! But the weight is doubled." I finished speaking as fast as I could.

"Oh, Xinsuke is the first again. Come on, it's yours. It's already ready, but if you add another portion, wait, I'll get it for you." Auntie said while taking snacks.

"You take this and hide to the side, the war has begun." I said to Eiri seriously, and handed her a bag of snacks.

Hearing what I said, Eri Li stepped aside even though she didn't know what it meant.

"Come on~~~~~" In a split second, I was drowned in the crowd of little kids. "Damn, in the past, I always told the boss to prepare what I wanted first. It's not like I still have to grab it now." Boss, I was molested." I shouted loudly, not knowing who I was calling to.

"Boss, I'm here to save you." After speaking, a little fat man slammed into the crowd from a distance.

Fatty tried desperately to break apart the crowd, but to no avail.In the face of the power of the group, even if it is the class leader, it is useless.Instead, it was engulfed by the surging crowd. "The boss can't do it, I can't stand it myself." This fat man is the one I beat up a few days ago, his name is Hongyu?Hongtai?What's the matter, anyway, after being beaten by me, I was subdued by my tortoise gas, crying and shouting to be my little brother.I thought it would be nice to have an errand man, so I took him, no, I took him.

"Damn fat man, what's the use of you." It took a lot of effort to get out of the crowd with snacks. "Pinch my butt again, believe it or not, I'll beat you to death!!" I shouted to the person next to me with a broken heart.Real men never peek at explosions!I don't look behind, capricious.

I was shivering all over, and that disgusting feeling came again!Which gay guy is following me.Don't let me find it.otherwise

In a corner that I didn't know, a cute boy smelled the handkerchief, "Big brother is really like what my mother said, is this what a man smells like?"

"Hahaha, it's a little harder. Let's go, let's go to the rooftop." I smiled awkwardly with the bag in my hand.

When I got to the rooftop, I pointed to the house-like slide and said, "It used to be a place for children to play, but then a child fell from it and was hospitalized for half a month, so the school banned it. It also locked the entrance to the rooftop, but it took me a lot of effort to get the key."

"Eat it quickly, although I don't know if you like snacks. This is a snack package I carefully matched."

"Vegetable salad can ensure the vitamins the human body needs every day, egg rolls are rich in protein, chocolate has a high concentration of calories, beef burgers are used to fill the stomach, and a can of green apple juice is added at the end of the meal. Digest and clear your breath. That's cool." I proudly introduced my experience to Inri.

"Do you eat these often? Didn't your mother prepare a bento for you?" Eiri asked curiously.

"It's all tears, because the food my mother cooks is really unpalatable. Usually at home, in order not to make my mother sad, my father and I made an agreement and pretended to be delicious. When I went to school, my mother was very busy with work. , don't help me prepare lunch boxes as an excuse, after a long time, my mother didn't do it."

"Why are you pretending to be sympathetic to me? In fact, I feel that this is not bad. I only spend more than 600 yuan on snacks every day, so I can save 400 yuan a day! I have the money to buy comics. Buy games It's gone." He explained while biting the hamburger.

"By the way, I'm playing an awesome game called "little·love" recently. It's super fun. You also like comics. I see you've been staring at me reading comics during class."

At this moment, a flush appeared on Eiri's face, "I'm not looking at you again, I just saw it by accident while looking at the blackboard."

I put my head close to Eiri's face, "Ah, is this the Tsundere in the comics?"

"You idiot, don't get so close. I'm not arrogant." After saying that, she flicked my face with her double ponytail.

"It hurts, it doesn't mean it. By the way, you haven't answered me yet whether you like comics and games."

"Maybe it's because my parents also like it, so I like these things too."

"Great! Can I be friends with you, because those little kids in the class are too naive, and they still like to watch Superman fight monsters when they are so old." I grabbed Eiri's hand excitedly.

"It's alright, but your hand is too tight." Ying Lili said softly with a blushing face.

"Sorry, I'm a little too excited." I smirked and stroked the back of my head.

I found that the English pear only had chips, chocolate and the like, and the vegetable salad was not touched.

"That's not good. If you don't eat vegetables, you'll get sick, especially if you're still eating snacks. Open your mouth, ah~~~" I used the bamboo stick that came with the salad bag, inserted a carrot and delivered it to Yingli pear mouth.

"Stupid, I know, I'm here myself." But he still ate it.Is this just a series that says no, but the body is very honest, I couldn't help laughing.

"What's so funny. I'll do it myself." Inri Ri was angry.

"Open your mouth, ah~~~" Ying Lili still took a bite.Although I kept saying no, I finally ate all the bags.Textbook arrogance.

After eating, the two of us rested under the slide. "Hey, Eiri, what do you want to be when you grow up? Me, I want to be a novelist, and then write a novel that is better than anyone else, and make it into a manga, an animation, a game, and finally a theater. version, live-action version, live-action version, forget it." I turned my head and said, looking at Eiri who was lying beside her.

"Idiot, don't put your head so close, you're talking so much that it's sprayed into my face."

"But it was just right for one person in the first place, and now there are two people. And is your catchphrase a fool?"

"Idiot, idiot, I want to be a famous painter just like my mother when I grow up." Ying Lili turned her head to the other side and said.

"Really? Great, then can I ask you to help me draw the illustrations for the novel in the future." The flag-planting started, I thought to myself.

"Let's talk about it in two years, because I'm still very bad at painting, and you haven't written it yet." Ying Lili replied.

"Well, it's agreed. If I write a novel in two years, you will help me draw illustrations. No matter how I draw, I will use them. If you don't agree, I will haunt you for the rest of my life."

"Idiot, I'll just promise, what about a lifetime, isn't that only marriage can be done?" Yin Lili said more and more softly.

"What did you say? I only heard you say yes in front, but I didn't hear it clearly." I really didn't hear it.

"I said you were a fool, a fool, a fool." Eiri was furious at my questioning. "Enough is enough, keep calling me stupid, and the guy who says people are stupid is stupid." I shot back.

"I remember, oh, the agreement two years later."

"Well, because you are my first friend, I will remember it." Yin Lili said in her heart.

Spring fatigue, summer fatigue, autumn fatigue, hibernation, it really makes sense, just lay down for a while, and began to feel sleepy.

But now I have finally succeeded in getting into a relationship with Ying Lili, and the next time is to cultivate a good relationship. I am not the guy in the anime whose EQ has inexplicably dropped to a negative number.

Thinking of a sentence on the Internet in a previous life, "If you like it, you will fuck. What's the use of confessing, it's not being rejected. If you can't catch up, you will be fucked. If you can't catch up, you will be drugged. **You." (This passage was taken from the Internet, please readers please do not imitate it.)

Thinking about it again, Lun Ye's kind is really incomparable. Now I have to plant the tree of affection a little deeper, so as not to be dug up by An Yi Lun again, and there will be no place to cry.