The wizard in Hogwarts is unscientific

"Andy, come down and eat quickly, I don't want to say it again!"

Hearing the shouts from downstairs, Andy Collins rubbed his eyes drowsily and struggled to get up from the bed. new

The village of Ottery St. Catchpole is located in Devon, along the River Otter. It is a small village where wizards and Muggles live together.

Today, Andy has lived in this village for ten years.

Speaking of which, when Andy learned that he had traveled to the magical world of "Harry Potter", he was only surprised for a short second before decisively accepting the fact that he had traveled through time.

After all, time travel was nothing new in Andy's previous life.

It's not a big deal.

"If I had known better, I should have memorized the entire Harry Potter book!"

Not for the first time, Andy regretted this.

Although "Harry Potter" has sold well all over the world, Andy had only heard of the name but not read the text in his previous life.

After all, this is a foreign novel.

As for the Harry Potter movies…

Well, Andy has only seen the first part of the movie.

When Andy saw that the movie's villain, Quirrell, could ignite a fire with just a snap of his fingers, but chose to strangle Harry Potter to death with his hands, he only felt that his IQ was greatly insulted.

Was it the director's brain that got kicked by a donkey, or was Quirrell's brain caught in the door?

Andy still hasn't figured this out. new

Is it really the brain of a troll?

And Quirrell actually thought that Harry Potter would die if he fell off his broomstick. What on earth was he thinking?

Did Voldemort really eat his brain?

And the movie’s brain-tickling plot doesn’t stop there.

"Why!"

Andy sighed.

As of today, it's too late to say anything.

Thump thump thump!

Jogging downstairs, Andy stopped when he passed the mirror.

The fluffy brown curly hair is slightly messy, and there is a hint of sleepiness in the royal blue eyes. He rubbed his face and said, well, today is another handsome day.

"So lazy!" Isabel Collins, who had been sitting on a chair waiting for dinner, stuck out her tongue at Andy.

boom!

After knocking the little girl on the head, Andy gasped and sat across from Isabel, and said lazily: "Just eat every day. When you become a fat ball, I can push you to go to Hogwarts." .”

"You are so fat!"

The little girl glared at Andy fiercely, then turned to complain to Helen Collins: "Mom, Andy bullied me again."

"Then beat him to death!"

Helen said angrily, waved her magic wand, and the prepared food flew into the air. After being automatically plated, it landed steadily on the dining table.

"Dad, what's the news today?" Andy asked, looking at Kyle Collins. new

Kyle put the Daily Prophet aside and said in a somewhat excited tone: "The newspaper said that the Boy Who Lived - Harry Potter - will also go to school this year, and he will be in the same class as you."

All right!

When Andy was one year old, he returned to England with his family and lived here for ten years. Andy fully understood how famous Harry Potter was.

In the words of the previous life, that is leaving a name in history.

And all this is just because of one man - Voldemort!

In Andy's previous life, many "Harry Potter" fans said that Voldemort was not as good as the first generation Dark Lord Gellert Grindelwald.

Voldemort was a terrorist at best.

However, it is precisely because Voldemort is a terrorist that he brings more fear to the wizarding world than Grindelwald.

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Just like people are afraid of Voldemort, but not afraid of Dumbledore, who is stronger than him.

"That's great, I still have to wait..."

Isabel clasped her fingers and silently counted one, two, three...

Then he said with some dissatisfaction: "I still have to wait six years before I can go to school. Harry Potter will have graduated soon."

"Andy, can you get me an autograph from Harry Potter?" Isabel looked at Andy with keen eyes.

You want me to ask an eleven-year-old for an autograph?

Am I shameless?

"The signature you want is meaningful!"

Andy said angrily: "When you go to school, Harry Potter will be in seventh grade..."

Speaking of this, Andy suddenly realized something.

Although it was miserable to be admitted to the same class as Harry Potter, it was a troubled seven years after all. But when Harry Potter enters school in seventh grade, he will probably face a decisive battle with Voldemort as soon as he goes to school.

Can first-year Isabelle defeat Voldemort's minions?

I heard that the location of the decisive battle seems to be Hogwarts.

The little girl is so miserable.

Andy scratched his head and didn't take it to heart.

As survivors of the last wizarding war, mother Helen and father Kyle have their own way of survival.

At the height of Voldemort's power, Andy happened to be lying in his crib and witnessed everything with his own eyes.

The family was not in Devon at the time, but in a house in France.

According to Kyle, his task was to convince the French Ministry of Magic to send Aurors to support the war in the British wizarding world.

At that time, Kyle had just graduated and was not yet an employee of the British Ministry of Magic. However, after he got in touch with a distant relative who held a high position in the French Ministry of Magic, he became an employee of the International Magical Cooperation Department of the British Ministry of Magic.

He stayed there until the end of the war.

And this job has been done to this day more than ten years later.

His current boss is Barty Crouch.

If Voldemort returns, Andy will probably be thrown into Hogwarts - there is Dumbledore after all - but Kyle and Helen will definitely run away to France with Isabelle.

Well... after all, there is a magic school in France, so that's the perfect reason.

The family had breakfast, and Kyle went to work at the Ministry of Magic through the fireplace at home. Helen waved her magic wand, and the messy dining table was automatically tidied up, with a rag wiped back and forth on it, and the dishes cleaned themselves in the sink.

"It's amazing!" Andy thought to himself.

No matter how many times he watches it, the magic of the world of "Harry Potter" always makes Andy yearn for it.

If you look at it from the perspective of power or destructiveness, the magic in the world of "Harry Potter" is actually not too strong.

But if you look at it from a magical and comprehensive perspective, the level of magic in this world is very clear.

There are many magic books at home, and Andy has read most of them in the past few years. Coupled with his parents' explanations, Andy already has a general understanding of the magic in this world.

It's just that the magic power of little wizards under the age of eleven is not stable yet, and casting spells too early is harmful to the body, so Andy has not learned a single spell yet.

"Andy, you take your sister to learn how to read. I'm going to make a pot of potion. I can't be disturbed."

Isabel made a face, and Helen glared at her and said, "If you don't study seriously, I will give you one meal a day from now on."

"I know!" Isabel replied weakly.

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