The World of Evil God game

Long before the start of the second "Fist of the Gods" competition, Rani was invited by the fictional god to perform a live concert. During that live concert, she accumulated a large number of fans, and this time through TV After the show was broadcast in more worlds, Rani's popularity once again exploded!

Elf, beauty, red hair, cleanliness, music, soul. No matter how these words are paired together, they can outline a beautiful and touching goddess, not to mention that this goddess is also very heroic in beating a group of card guys until they lie dead. !

"Look, my sister is on TV."

This is the speech given by the God of the Golden Tree in the jungle world. In fact, he also submitted a program for the fictional church, but strangely failed to pass. The God of the Golden Tree felt very strange, because the rejection letter contained the following words: The stamp is "Virtual Church".

Although one word is different. No, considering that the fictional church is a new church, maybe it is normal that the word on the stamp is wrong?

The God of the Golden Tree did not know that his submission email was not sent to the God of Fiction at all.

There is a mole in the light elf clan - the great elder unilaterally believes that rock music is really disturbing the people. If it is broadcast, it will greatly reduce the impression of outsiders on the jungle world and seriously affect the world's tourism industry, so the great elder takes advantage of the golden tree. When the God of Music was holding a concert, he slightly changed his email address.

Anyway, program registration is something that most gods leave to their second-in-command or the pope or bishop of the church. For example, the program of the God of Sacrifice was confirmed by Reva after she signed up.

The Pale God will be confirmed by the Archlich after registration.

Therefore, if the God of the Golden Tree wants to sign up, he cannot bypass the Great Elder. Compared with those popes and second-in-commands, the Great Elder does not have any psychological burden when he traps the God of the Golden Tree - I am Lao Deng, and I am better than a god. Older, I am not his pope, I am his patriarch! What happened to me when I tricked him?

"TMD, I hope that after this incident of forging a rejection letter is over, he can restrain himself and stop having concerts in the morning. I really want to sleep."

That’s not to say that I am absolutely opposed to the God of the Golden Tree engaging in rock music. After all, he has just recovered from a serious illness. Making some music will help his mental state to recover. But if you engage in music and make yourself, an old man, mentally ill, isn’t that right? Somewhat unauthentic?

Therefore, after Lani's program was broadcast, the Great Elder specially found the group of elves who played the violin very unpleasantly, forced them to watch this program, and warned them sternly:

"Look at them all and study hard!"

"You music people have done such a terrible job, my heart is about to break! The gods gave the elves into my hands, and now they have ended up like this. I am heartbroken and feel guilty for the clan!"

"The trouble that worries the elves is not outside, but within you, the violins in your hands! If your musical skills are poor, the whole forest will be in ruins! The third-rate harsh noises you make are everywhere!"

"The notes you played are not accurate, and all the notes deviate from the normal track. Have you used your ears to carefully identify whether the notes you played are correct? Are such long ears white and long, and they are good-looking and useful? It makes you With your ears removed, apart from living longer, what’s the difference between you and ordinary people?”

"Let me tell you, I went to the Carpenters Association of the Puppet God and found two carpenters. Have you seen the kind of saws used for carpentry? Find a piece of wood. The carpenters can pull it with a saw better than you!"

The great elder caught these guys who were making noise and criticized them harshly, and the depression in his heart for so many days was suddenly wiped away!

This world is really full of birds and flowers, so cool!

"Actually, you can't blame us if you can't play it accurately. The pitch of this violin is comparable to a combination of theology, metaphysics, and philosophy. So it needs a lot of practice. Don't you just practice more when you are good at it?"

"How dare you talk back!" The great elder's beard fluttered: "Those things you pulled, even the howls of the undead can't catch up! When I listened, I had already lost all my life in the past ten thousand years. , I have thought about all the happy things, but there is still pain and sadness on my face. Do you know my pain? "

"When the violin is in your hands, I feel sad for it. I wish I could cry for it!"

An elf raised his hand at this time: "Great Elder, isn't this the essence of music? It can make you cry as if the violin is sobbing in our hands, and feel sorry for yourself if you don't cry. This is the best music."

"If you can't think of happy things, you don't have to accept the pain directly. Don't be nervous."

The great elder immediately cried and covered his mouth.

"This is really a sadness that touches the soul! You said it well to touch people's hearts, but I still like to have fun and don't want to listen to these sad music, so I confiscated your piano. Remember to pick it up in the next hundred years."

A certain elf: "I was wrong, don't do it! I will never poop in the morning again!"

In order to get more playing time and resist the dictatorship of the great elder, the elves began to seriously learn Rani's musical skills, and the great elder also protected his sleep time in this show.

"This will cure these people's musical disability, and at least it will allow me to sleep well," the elder said, listening to Lani's music program, and then clicked on the online shopping page.

Previously, I opened an ancient blind box store in partnership with the Deer God and the God of Decay. As for the business, as the Deer God said, there are really not a few people who like to seek death.

Of course, when these people buy blind boxes, some of them want to get lucky and see if they can get some ancient treasured props from the blind boxes. After all, the price of blind boxes is not high, and most blind boxes are actually Ancient garbage, if you can find a precious prop in the garbage dump, you will make a lot of money. Originally, this thing made money for this kind of people.

As long as you think it's a good deal, then I'll make money.

The great elder and two gods packaged these ancient blind boxes into "cans" and divided the cans into three levels: "earth cans", "iron cans" and "fine steel cans". Different levels of cans were opened Things are different too.

Although the great elder did find many useful ancient props during the canning process, some of them either had harsh conditions for use or had side effects after use. They were basically inferior substitutes for magical props.

Logically speaking, if you need to gain some power, then the most convenient thing to do is to believe in the corresponding god. The power of magical props is very powerful, and it is given as a gift when you join the religion. If you don’t see it, in the Church of Victory of the Last Snake, those who must win Believers have a sure-win prop in their hands. They kowtow and shake it at the same time to maximize the effect of the magic!

Although the magical props are quite expensive to use, as the saying goes, you should think carefully about giving something for free. How can it be so easy to get free things? The side effects of magical props can be easily avoided as long as your mind is sharp enough.

"But to be honest, for some pan-believers, or people who insist on not believing in God, these things can be used as substitutes for magical props, and the source of their power is not divine power. Some are natural forces, some are elemental forces, and some are magic. , and some are chaotic energy."

The great elder looked at today's sales share and showed a satisfied smile.

These days are really getting better, so I wish those who buy blind boxes can open the junk they want and the treasure they want!

The stacked world is a world to be developed. It is full of primitive ecology and dungeons with ruins of ancient civilizations. All kinds of monsters roam freely here, and the civilizations that survive here are struggling to build city-states under the siege of monsters. In a He learned about the vastness of the universe by chance, so he issued adventure announcements among the worlds, hoping that the pioneers could help him solve the hidden dangers of this world.

And greedy adventurers who pursue gold coins and fierce battles also come as promised.

This is an ordinary dungeon, and the monster boss inside is not very strong. Originally, this was a day to beat up those low-level adventurers, until ten brave men who failed to fuck the dragon came here.

A dark area, a large bright bonfire, dungeon bricks spattered with blood, a dungeon boss who was beaten to the side with a concussion and fainted, a large TV that was playing a program, and a screaming lizard man warrior!

"wcnm, what's in this! It says special drink for vegetative people. This should be a pesticide from ancient times! An alchemy potion that has expired for more than 8,000 years!"

"Quick, antidote! I'm going to die!"

The lizard-man hero cracked the can, took a sip of the contents, then let out a stench and shouted, and fell to the ground with a look of "I can't breathe"!

However, the Sapling Brave among the Ten Braves felt that this thing tasted very good.

"It's not a pesticide, it's a fermented nutrient from ancient times. The owner of this medicine should be a great botanist. Let's mourn his passing for a minute."

The sapling hero began to sip the ancient drink, while the other heroes were rescuing the lizard man hero. After the latter slowly woke up and began to breathe, the dinosaur hero among the ten heroes sighed:

"Everything on the Internet is fake. Stop spending money randomly. If you buy so many jars, you won't get anything good at all."

"Who said that? The [Ejection Boots] I opened last time were very useful. It allowed my body to spin, turn into a fighting tornado, and penetrate the monster with one blow!" The lizard man hero stared, but was stopped by the elephant hero next to him. Ruthlessly expose the truth:

"Okay, don't talk about that thing anymore. It was obviously an incorrect operation caused by the failure of the control runes on the boots. The monster didn't notice you at all. You stole your head and you're still blowing it. You almost broke your body. , the treatment fee owed to us has not been paid yet.”

"Yeah, what else have you opened? Let me think about it." Gargoyle Hero also crossed his arms: "Although our team has not been together for a long time, the strange things you bought from the blind box really impressed me. Eye-opener."

"The [Polluting Agent] that gets dirtier the more you wash it, the [Suffocating Gas] that makes people unable to fart, the [Torrential Umbrella] that sprays water when opened, the [Reverse Umbrella] that can only attack inorganic objects and suffer the same amount of damage itself. The big sword that hurts]; those who bully the weak will definitely be unable to withstand the attack of the strong, but the weak can never break the big shield of face."

"The [Pot of Drought] can never hold water, so it is good for preventing moisture; the [Stand of Rewinding Time] can actually only make you have a revolving door hallucination, and you can completely control yourself!"

"It's a completely blind person who can't see anything, and it can make the enemy and us blind at the same time [Delusion Eyes]; it can turn stones into the appearance of food, but it can only be used to see but not eat [Hungry Table] ; You can only record one thing, and recording the second thing will cover the [memo inscription] of the first thing. No, this thing is not as easy to use as normal paper, how can I forget it! "

"There is also [Old Devil's Veto]. After using this thing, your current mission record and strategy content will be cleared and reset. However, just resetting the text record will have no impact on the mission itself. This thing What is it used for? Is it used to carry out secret missions? I stayed up all night writing so much guide content, right?"

"The most useful thing I have found so far is the [Holy Sword in the Stone that cannot be pulled out]. It can at least be used for normal combat. But to be honest, can that thing really be called a sword? It should be called the Giant-Smashing Hammer. Bar?"