The World of Evil God game

"It doesn't matter, it was just a small live broadcast accident! Don't worry too much about the life safety of the mechanical priest. As the saying goes, flesh and blood are weak, and the machine ascends. Please don't worry, viewers, no matter if any organ is broken, we can handle it. Repair and reinstall, even if it’s just your brain, I’ll give you a high-end mechanical core, which is guaranteed to be stronger and more durable than the original product!”

The Iron God asked people to carry the guy who had the car accident away quickly, and then ordered the people behind him: "Let us invite the next contestant!"

The second contestant is a civilian mechanic, but compared to those mechanical priests, he has transformed himself more thoroughly. Almost all his body is covered with parts. If you don't look carefully, you might think he is an iron man.

What he invented was called the Universal Shelter, and it was pulled over in a big truck.

Of course, the shelter itself is designed to look a bit like a single-person public toilet, or more specifically a large coffin

“Is this a shelter, where did you pull out the public toilet?”

"The image is not good, so I can only give 5 points."

Faced with the question of the Iron God, the mechanic first prayed and then began to introduce:

"O God, please behold my invention, it can withstand all disasters!"

As he spoke, he took down the testing equipment prepared on the truck.

In addition to common weapons such as swords, guns, swords and heavy hammers, there are also steam rifles, flamethrowers, hand-operated high-pressure water cannons, lightning grenades, time bombs, and cheap mailboxes used as spell launchers.

"Everyone in the audience, please witness!"

The mechanic shouted as he walked into the toilet-shaped shelter, and then with his shout of "Shelter, start", circles of rune halos began to appear around the shelter!

"I have integrated various types of rune shields into this shelter, which can effectively resist all types of attacks!"

Under the control of the mechanic, the weapons for testing began to act autonomously. They were cast with short-term change magic, so they could maintain an "auto-attack" state!

Those conventional weapons, whether they are swords, guns, swords, or heavy hammers, have no effect on the shelter. Steam rifle fire, flamethrower fire, and high-pressure water cannon water jet cutting have no way to destroy this shelter. , the rune apertures on it overlapped one after another, and countless rune shields were propped up!

"Oh! It looks really good! Okay, 7 points!"

"Maybe this thing is really useful on the battlefield! It can fully protect the safety of soldiers when they go to the toilet!"

The Iron God's eyes suddenly lit up, and his eyes truly started to flash!

And after receiving God's affirmation, this civilian mechanic was even more confident!

So the mechanic controlled the grenades and bombs to greet the shelter, and used the loudspeaker to make a passionate explanation in the smoke: "As you can see! These bombs and other attacks have no effect on the shelter. of!"

“So explosive”

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

After the bomb exploded, something strange seemed to happen on the toilet's protective layer, and the mechanic's screams came from the radio, which made everyone at the scene feel anxious!

The Steel God quickly said: "What's going on? Is there an accident?"

".No. No problem!"

"Ahem! You can see that explosives are also ineffective against this! Something happened just now. Well, I'm not very good at describing the situation just now, but in short, I don't have a big problem!"

The Iron God also felt that the machine parts on the mechanic were still running normally. As the master of all machinery, he could feel that the mechanic's "mechanical parts were in very good condition."

"If the mechanical part is fine, then it's fine. Maybe you hit your head?"

The Iron God asked: "So is it time to test the forbidden spell next?"

"Come on. Come on, no problem!"

Although the mechanic's voice was strange, he didn't have any objections and he happily carried out the next round of testing.

"Forbidden spell, lightning combo!"

"Forbidden curse, raging sea of ​​fire!"

"Forbidden curse, meteorite critical strike!"

Boom! A bright electric light erupted from a mailbox, and lightning bombarded the shelter at an extremely fast speed, blasting the entire shelter into the sky. At the same time, two cheap mailboxes exploded immediately, and two forbidden spells rushed out from inside. , one was bombarded by extremely high-temperature flames, and the other was a gravity forbidden spell that directly pulled meteorites down from the sky!

As the meteorite fell, the shelter was smashed directly into the ground from the sky!

And even though it was so badly damaged, the toilet shelter was still indestructible and intact!

Those layers of runic light shields are still shining!

At this time, not only the Iron God started to applaud in surprise and made a mechanical metal sound, but also the viewers from all over the world in front of the TV also made sounds of approval and started discussing with each other!

"Oh oh oh, that's great!"

"With this thing, you really don't have to worry about your life being threatened on the battlefield!"

"If modified, it can even be used as a battle fortress. Our country has invested in this project!"

Some kings can't wait to customize this product and then put it directly on the battlefield in batches. Of course, the main purpose is to use it as a military stronghold. As for its appearance like a toilet, who cares!

"It seems that the accident that occurred with the first invention was just an accident. After all, there are many people with fantastic ideas. But at least this second one is not bad."

The Iron God's mood suddenly became very good, so he immediately said: "Well, hurry up and get out of the toilet, no, hurry up and get out of the shelter! I can give 9 points to this invention, and I will give you one less point because I am afraid that you will be proud." "

It's just that the Iron God's words remained intact for a long time, but the door of the toilet-like shelter was always closed, and there was no broadcast from the mechanic. As the atmosphere at the scene gradually cooled down, time passed little by little, and many mechanical priests They had a bad premonition.

"The door is stuck!"

The mechanical priests came forward to check and found that the door was just stuck, but it was actually fine.

So the Iron God immediately used magic to "stop running" all the rune shields!

The light shield on the toilet shell decomposed layer by layer and quickly disappeared without a trace.

However, among the audience, some sharp-eyed mages noticed something a little abnormal.

A post popped up on the forum, and the Iron God took a look at it. It said [There is a problem with the rune shield]!

has a problem?

Isn’t it all settled? What’s the problem? The shelter is not broken at all.

The Iron God was wondering, but the mechanical priests had already pried open the door and started to rescue the mechanics, while also comforting them:

"Mr. Mechanic, although your product has some minor problems, don't worry. Our church can help you optimize these minor problems. All problems will be solved after they are put on the production line. You"

"Who the hell are you?"

The mechanical priests knocked on the door, and what appeared inside could no longer be called a human being. It was a bunch of mechanical parts twisted together, and machine oil was sprayed everywhere on it. Fortunately, the mechanic had completely transformed himself. , 70% of his body has been mechanized, otherwise he would have to buy resurrection coins in his current state!

"TMD there is something wrong with the design of my rune shield. The shield is opened backwards. All the power and shock waves from the outside are transmitted in."

"Fortunately, my life is made of iron, and I can bear it all. My product."

The mechanic spit out a big mouthful of engine oil, then twisted and fell to the ground, parts exploding all over the floor!

"Quick, quick, push it out and return it to the factory for overhaul!"

The Iron God quickly asked someone to move the mechanic away, and then he approached in person and carefully looked at the construction routes of the rune shields. At the same time, the Iron God once again received the @from the god.

That is the God of Purgatory.

ID name [Brother Refining]: "The rune strengthening failed. What are these runes? These are industrial defective products! The construction of the rune group is simply bullshit. Wherever the shield is opened, it is opened backwards!"

"And not only is the shield turned on backwards, but the conduction and resistance processes are also wrong. In addition, there are problems with the defective runes. There are more or less problems with magic short circuit and magic overload, so that Although those explosions were isolated, the shock waves were all transmitted back into the shelter at full power, forming a continuous magic explosion reaction inside! "

"This is not a shelter at all, this is a crusher!"

"For things like runes and lines you don't know, don't connect them randomly or draw them! Especially don't go to the second-hand market to buy defective products. This is a very dangerous behavior!"

"What's more, if this thing wants to be a fully resistant rune, how is that possible! Different rune groups need to have compatible and transitional resonance runes, otherwise the various attributes will conflict with each other!"

"For example, if the water and fire shield compatibility fails, rune backlash will occur, causing two rune groups to be down at the same time, and further affecting the surrounding rune groups. It can be said that if one point is broken through, all points will be destroyed!"

"Fully resistant rune set? Indeed, it can be done normally, but the shelter must be large enough, and the price of making such a huge rune set is very, very expensive!"

"You want to build a single public toilet and cover it with all-resistance runes? Why not buy more resurrection coins? Five hundred gold coins can resurrect you ten times. You can avoid any danger. What a deal!"

Immediately afterwards, @of the God of Abandonment came again:

"Do you still want the toilet fragments? I'll recycle them at a low price."

The Iron God was speechless for a while, and his mood became not so good. Although the Purgatory God said that this thing had some design value, it only had design value!

"Next, next! Something with no production value!"

The third contestant appeared amidst the wrath of the Iron God. This was a very elegantly dressed man who looked like some kind of big capitalist or professional inventor. He first prayed and praised the greatness and majesty of the Iron God. , and then launched his own invention:

"My invention is a light bulb."

"But this is no ordinary light bulb! This is a power-generating light bulb!"

The Steel God stared at the small light bulb in the inventor's hand and ordered: "You have to let it generate electricity for me now, otherwise I will only get 3 points!"

"There's nothing strange about this thing. You don't want to say that you use magic or natural power to generate electricity!"

"Great God, you are wrong!" The inventor twirled his mustache and held up the small light bulb. The Iron God pondered for a moment and then said: "Is that high-end magnetic power generation? Is this a light bulb type generator?"

"No, that's not right." The great inventor didn't play too much as a riddle: "This light bulb is actually a biomass converter. I originally received a visitor from a special world to customize this thing. He said he wanted to biomass converter. The material generates electricity but does not have a power receiver, so I customized this special light bulb to fulfill the customer's order."

"As long as this light bulb is inserted into the body of a living thing, the energy of the living thing will be continuously converted into electricity through this light bulb, and then supplied to other electrical appliances. My special customer said that people who have used this light bulb are silent. , not a single bad review.”

Biomass power generation?

The Iron God was stunned for a moment, and then seemed to remember something. He was shocked and immediately shouted to the people around him:

"Quickly, arrest him! This guy is suspected of genocide!"

"His special client is an ancient god!"