The World of Evil God game

The God of War's answer also caused doubts in the Paladin's heart.

Bad reviews?

Could it be that something happened in their hospital and the patient was treated to death?

This is very bad behavior.

No, there may be a medical incident, or the doctor’s enemies are insulting and abusing him online.

"Although my unfounded conjectures are very bad, as an upright person, no matter what difficulties and bad situations you encounter, you must face them bravely. Closing your eyes and pretending to turn a blind eye is not a good behavior. ”

"I should talk to this doctor about this."

So the paladin patted the God of War on the shoulder:

"When we met at the station before, I could tell at a glance that you were an upright and helpful doctor. And a truly noble person should have the courage to admit that there is no use in escaping when he encounters some irreparable mistakes. Yes, it will only make subsequent problems worse.”

"Even if someone insults you, abuses you, slanders you, attacks you, you should bear it all with a strong attitude, then adjust your fonts and language, use at least twelve civilized languages, and edit them all into 'Go NMD' Four words."

"Finally, send these words to the other party together, so that the other party can fully feel your anger, and the positive response also shows everyone that you are a person who never escapes from disputes, and uses the languages ​​​​of the twelve civilizations to fight back The opponent is enough to show how profound your knowledge is and can make him run away in shame."

"And if the other party is causing trouble for you for no reason, you should fight back with confidence. Good old people are the easiest to be bullied. Some people just can't see the good life of upright people. At this time, we have the sledgehammer and the sword in our hands. will play their role.”

"We always have things to face. Closing your eyes is not a wise choice. Only true warriors dare to face the dripping blood and bleak life."

"Do you know why I chose the profession of Paladin? In fact, when I first chose this profession, I just wanted to beat people legally."

"Use a sledgehammer to beat the opponent into a pulp and then use the Holy Light spell to resurrect him. In this way, I achieved two victories. The first victory was that I defeated his body and vented my anger fiercely. The second victory was It was me who defeated his spirit and made him afraid.”

"But later, I realized that although violence can solve most problems, there are still some problems that are difficult to solve."

“Some people’s souls are so strong that even when faced with the most terrible disasters, such as the collapse of the earth, they will not shrink back. Even after death, their whole bodies have turned into soft flesh, but their mouths are still uttering Roaring stubbornly, saying 'I just don't accept it'."

"In any case, only by seeing the difficulty clearly can we carefully find out how to solve it. No matter what it consists of, we will definitely overcome it. There is no obstacle in the world that cannot be overcome. Once a difficulty arises, it will be solved with it." Countermeasures and strategies were also born.”

The God of War looked at the Paladin with a shocked look - he finally got tired of what he said and opened his eyes.

But he still shook his head: "You don't understand, I just want to help others!"

The God of War didn't even need to read the content of the message. Just by seeing the ID [the handsome boy wearing a top hat], the God of War knew exactly why the God of Death came to him.

And the Paladin is still asking: "How can you cause trouble if you are willing to help others? Pull me into your chat room, and I will help you fight! Hit him back hard!"

The God of War quickly said: "I can't do it! Forget it, I'll just take a look."

In fact, the God of War knows why the God of Death is looking for him.

Probably those ancient god believers took out too many loans.

With the trembling click of the God of War, the message information of the forum login was opened.

Message 99+, after clicking on it, the content of various words and sentences is extremely high.

But as we all know, the phenomenal god does not have an M, so the natural orphan attribute lays the foundation for invincibility.

However, from the curse words of the God of Death, the God of War got a piece of news that made him laugh uncontrollably and almost burst into laughter.

It’s so funny, those ancient god believers really thought that the money was given to them for free and could be borrowed from the future life!

"I've seen one or two people who can't live anymore take out death loans. I've also seen dozens or eight people form groups to take out death loans. These churches have formed large groups with hundreds of people all going to take out death loans. He even masturbates more and more, which I have never seen before!”

"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard! What a loan church!"

Fortunately, the God of War was wearing a mask, otherwise the Paladin would have seen the corners of his mouth raised higher than a seesaw!

"I'm just happy to help people and generate income for the hospital. In the process, I can even eliminate harm for the people! Why are you scolding me?"

"But I didn't even tell this. What happened? Who told Death God?"

In fact, the God of War did not expect that this matter would become such a big deal.

He just thought that those ancient god believers could take out a little loan to buy some TVs, and then they could come to his hospital to have their large intestines repaired, remove contamination, etc. For example, Dave, after the "Fist of the Gods" game, After that, I had an operation here.

Doesn’t this generate revenue for the hospital?

Why did it suddenly rise to such an explosive level as [genocide + world war + unlimited resurrection coin breakout + death value overflow]?

"Get some loans and trigger a world war!" the God of War muttered.

The paladin asked quickly: "How's it going? Do you need my help?"

"Hey!" The God of War sighed: "Actually, the reason for this incident is that I am willing to help others in order to generate income for the hospital."

Paladin: "No matter what the motivation, it's good to be helpful."

God of War: “This process of generating income may have deceived some people.”

Paladin: "There needs to be more understanding between people. You might as well speak more clearly."

God of War: "I know a group of patients who absolutely need surgery, and these patients have just received a huge windfall. They will soon come to my hospital for colorectal transplants and contamination removal surgeries."

"I'm going to price the surgery a little higher because these people are rich."

The paladin became serious: "This is not okay. Although they suddenly became rich, as doctors, they cannot just because they see an opportunity to make money."

God of War: "They used to be anti-social elements, and this money is their atonement money. They have done many bad things in the past, such as deceiving people to cut their colons and doing evil everywhere. I think it is necessary for them to suffer a little punishment."

Paladin: "Then you must charge more! Let them realize that doing bad things is wrong! I support you, just go ahead and do it!"

While the two were talking, the God of War also began to send a reply message to the God of Death:

[Director of the Great Battle Hospital]: "Brother, don't scold me. It's pretty good now anyway. Isn't the God of Ecology over there going on a killing spree to contribute the value of your death? In this way, I will also organize a compensation event for you." , not only will you not lose money, but you will also make money!”

"You can tell those ancient god believers to come to my hospital for surgery. There are discounts and fractures."

[Pretty boy wearing a top hat]: "You still want to give them a discount? You give me such a big job, why are you helpful? You use my money to deceive people and generate income for your hospital!"

[Director of the Great Battle Hospital]: "No, what I mean by breaking bones is really breaking them."

"Then we can perform two more surgeries on them. For example, we can tell them that their bodies need to be deconstructed and rejoined, and the bones need to be scraped several times. This can completely remove the contamination of the ancient gods and help them re-create their lives as human beings."

"Then I will say that these surgeries are now being promoted. If you do them together, you can reduce the total cost by 15%. During the process, I will promote a few more surgical packages. If these packages are done together now, you can reduce the cost by 25%."

"They must think this is a good deal. Anyway, they have money, and if they don't treat it, it will be in vain. If they miss it, there will be no next time."

"In this way, all the loan money I made will be back. Not only will I get my principal back, but I will also make a lot of money! You see, they borrowed so much money from you, but they will all contribute it to your resurrection coin store when they turn around. And my hospital, I want to take it home!”

"Then you can take these bills and go around the sealed churches of those ancient gods a few times, and ask them to compensate you for another sum of money. Just say that their believers signed for them, and that is their ancient god's seal church. People of God’s church must admit it even if they don’t, and the account will be recorded here!”

[Pretty boy wearing a top hat]: "What if the ancient gods just don't pay compensation? We can't blow up the ancient gods, otherwise the curse will fly all over the universe, and the consequences will be very serious. I've done it before You can’t do this kind of thing anymore!”

[Director of the Great Battle Hospital]: "It's okay. I'll introduce you to a god, the god of toads. When you go to collect debts, take him with you, throw him into any church, and then come to collect the debt the next day. Gushen promises to chase you and give you money, I have tried it all.”

[Beautiful boy wearing a top hat]: "God of toads? What's the principle? I know this god, but he never creates death value for me, so I don't understand him."

[Director of the Great Battle Hospital]: "Of course there is no death value. He never kills people. He only stabs people."

"I mean, he would pout even the ancient gods."

Now the God of Death is silent.

Sure enough, there are still too many messy gods in this universe. Is this the surprise brought by the infinite world?

And the God of War is still outputting:

"As the incarnation of the combination of beauty and ugliness, the Toad God was a phenomenon god born after a crazy nationwide gathering in an ancient kingdom. He was very weak at first, but with the help of a magic trick, he can Let his divine power grow rapidly."

"He normally manifests as an ugly toad, but if you need, he can transform into a handsome boy or a beautiful woman. For different gods, when the Toad God releases his divine power with all his strength, what they see is the toad. God’s appearance is different.”

"I remember the God of Waste once saw him and said he looked like a bronze-colored giant drum washing machine 350 meters high."

"That thing is probably the 'most beautiful thing' considered by the God of Abandonment."

[Beautiful boy wearing top hat]: "You, I mean, how could you know such a god?"

[Director of the Great Battle Hospital]: “He brought some of the people he had flirted with to come to me for infertility treatment.”

The God of Death fell into silence once again.

The God of War is still recalling the past:

"Actually, this guy is quite powerful. He can change everything between beauty and ugliness, so if he pokes you once, he will become very beautiful, and people who are already beautiful will become even more beautiful. This concept of beauty and ugliness It is relative and comparative.”

"Oh, let me ask him if he is willing to help."

Death God: "What a dirty, dirty deal!"

The God of War lost contact for a few seconds. After that, his message reply quickly appeared in front of the God of Death.

[Director of the Great Battle Hospital]: "Okay, I've already told him."

"He said it didn't matter. No matter it was one ancient god or two ancient gods, he would still pout the same way."