The World of Evil God game

When the dungeon show between the God of Light and Heat and the God of Panic ended in a very outrageous form, it also meant that a large number of viewers were taken away from the main universe by these two guys and entered the online game mode.

Although the bodies of this audience are still in the main universe, their hearts have already followed the God of Light and Heat and Brother Hongling.

This is not good news for future shows.

However, considering that it is already late at night, there are only four programs left. One of the programs is about the appreciation of sculptures and architecture. It is usually only broadcast for ten minutes, so there are only three programs in total.

The real last program, the brain teaser channel of the God of Thinking, is only fifteen minutes long and is broadcast on the morning of the next day. There is no conflict with the previous four late-night programs.

As we all know, food programs are always broadcast late at night and are clean and hygienic.

The cold sea water, the dark blue sky, a dozen undersea bonfires used to restore sanity, and a fishman grilled fish restaurant that is opening.

This is an area relatively far away from other worlds and belongs to the "world to be developed".

This is one of the hometowns of the fish people. No matter what it was called before, now its code name is Bubble World.

The murloc here looks like a bog fish. While flipping the barbecue spatula in his hand, he looks at the customers who enter the shop with his wise and seemingly see-through eyes.

Similar to the stacked world, the sea in the foam world is not an ordinary sea. There are many fish living in the surface water. This world is specialized in bony fish, especially this bony fish is very hard!

These things are like scavenger fish. They have no meat on them and are extremely hard. It is simply the Dark Magikarp, but the only difference from the Magikarp is that these bony fish cannot evolve into Gyarados, so they are waste among waste.

However, humans, dwarves, elves, and even fishmen from other worlds don't like these things, but it doesn't mean that no one in the universe is willing to eat them.

Especially the fish people in the bubble world put up a propaganda slogan: "Eat the bony fish and you will be like him! Where is the same? It has a tough life!"

So relying on this outrageous propaganda, these bony fish in the bubble world have really succeeded in opening up the space market. Facts have proved that the population in the universe is still too large, and there are always people who believe this kind of propaganda and buy two kilograms of them.

And when they stewed this fish in a pot for forty-eight hours, and with great effort, two front teeth broke out, and they chewed off a piece of bone with a little bit of minced meat, they would also stand up and raise their eyebrows. Thumb said in surprise: "This thing's life is really hard!"

As a result, the original name of this fish was gradually forgotten by the world, and now everyone calls them "life-hard fish".

In addition, the stone people in the Earth World are also regular customers in the Bubble World. They think this kind of fish tastes great, much better than eating dirt, and it is chewy!

The boss of Bogwap looked at the new TV in the Murloc Grill.

A few days ago, he went to other worlds to sell frozen salted fish. That day, every world where the space train arrived was sunny and sunny without any haze.

The fish was sold out quickly, and many people came to buy it, and they also wanted to freeze it. The harder it was frozen, the more they liked it.

This makes the wise boss of Swampert Fish think that they are all smart people.

The harder it is frozen, the higher the freshness of the fish.

Although in the process of leaving, the boss of Marsh Yueyu heard them say something strange like "the quality of this batch of weapons is very good. It can be made into a salted fish sword to arm a thousand people. This time, the opposite castle will definitely be taken down." words, but the boss of Bogyuyu didn’t care.

I am just a fish seller.

What customers do after buying fish has nothing to do with them.

Anyway, the business is getting bigger and better. Although I don’t know why more and more people come to buy fish, and they even get into fights about it, this is a good thing anyway.

Although among the customers I meet, some always say that they have "committed war crimes" and want to be arrested immediately. But I don't care, because these people have abnormal brains, and they will be cleared out by the station staff soon.

War crime?

Maybe the rules in each world are different. I am just a fish seller. Does selling fish also count as war?

Maybe, it was a business war.

The business war is really cruel. He actually came to the station to slander himself and beat himself up.

The wise boss of Swampert Fish thinks so.

But he still didn't care about these things.

He bought back the TV, and then opened the shop while watching TV. He saw that now, this large barbecue shop was also crowded with people.

Normally there wouldn't be so many people.

Today, a new TV set was installed here, and it was brought to his business, which made the boss of Mao Yueyu even happier.

To be honest, this thing is really interesting, with all kinds of weird programs, and most importantly, you can see the true faces of many gods.

Although I believe in the local gods of the bubble world, the universe is really wonderful. When I sell fish, I can also meet people from various churches. For example, someone from the Iron Church said that his fish are manufacturing machines. good material.

"Is there any more of today's life-hard fish?"

The customer's inquiries brought the owner of Maoyueyu back to reality from his brief memories.

He turned his head and saw a fat orange cat who looked like an orange cat with an ammonite helmet on his head. He also held a double-headed harpoon in his hand.

"There is one last fish, God of the Deep. You came very late today."

Yes, this fat cat is the sea god of this world. The fish people call it the "God of Blind Fish Eating".

A long time ago, the fish people knew the nature of this world.

The surface ocean is a normal world, including the surface seabed, but once it extends to the deep sea, some subspace phantoms will appear in it.

This thing is very dangerous for mortals, but for some lives that are close to the nature of subspace, it does not belong to the dangerous zone.

There are also some special professions, such as the ten brave men who appeared on TV before. They are all brave professions. One of the characteristics of this profession is that it is difficult to kill, has extremely hard life, and has high magic resistance against thieves.

Just watch the TV show and you will know that the strongest man in the subspace phantom, Hong Lingge from the fourth era, used all kinds of sneak attacks and despicable attack methods. When they first met, he was able to kill several people with physical attacks. A brave man, but the brave men also brought resurrection coins with them.

Moreover, Hong Lingge’s subspace power is different from normal subspace frame-dropping monsters. It can only be said that the physiques of subspace people and subspace people cannot be generalized.

The understanding of subspace can also be simply understood as a different dimension, or a place where some cosmic chaos is piled up.

There are many beings who believe that subspace does not exist in the first place, and it is God who mistakenly frequently creates strange worlds. This led to huge errors in the operation of those worlds, and finally exploded into a different dimension. This is the reason why the subspace was formed.

If it were described by a fictional god, it would be more concise: BUG world.

Of course, the false God himself denied this matter and resolutely refuted it, believing it to be pure slander.

However, even in subspace worlds, it is possible for life to be born. Special examples like stacked worlds can run, so that other gods marvel at "how can this thing give birth to life and civilization," let alone a bubble world.

At least from the outside, there is nothing wrong with the bubble world.

Its problem lies in the deep sea, and very deep sea.

There are stars and another world there, but that world is full of resentful spirits and phantoms.

Originally, these things would frequently infest the surface ocean, but a long time ago, the Orange Cat God sent a distant email to the God of Purgatory, and then the Purgatory Demons came across the world with their maintenance equipment!

They put an isolation grid between the deep ocean and the surface ocean!

This problem has been "fixed"!

Now, if something floats up in the deep ocean, it will be stunned immediately, and then captured by the residents of the sea, and handed over to several sea gods for disposal. Occasionally, you can also find some strange fish that you have never seen before, and they are stronger than bones. The fish tastes much better.

Due to the emergence of this new power grid, no phantoms or wraiths dare to appear in the subspace. Most of the ones that surface are inexplicable and mysterious subspace garbage of unknown origin.

These garbage will also pollute the ocean, but fortunately there is a god in this universe who specializes in collecting garbage.

The God of Waste visited this world once and said excitedly that it would be extremely profitable to open a waste recycling station here.

But for the fish people, the biggest subspace monster is actually right in front of them.

The Orange Cat God is the god of the deep sea. Although he is the god in charge of the deep sea area, why is the god of the sea a cat?

After the maintenance demons checked the Orange Cat God, they said that he was fine and had no problems. He could show off five hundred dried fish in one meal and had a good appetite.

But the boss of Marsh Yueyu always felt that something was wrong.

Why does a creature like a cat have a fish tail?

Beautiful cat fish?

Fat cat fish!

Maintenance demons have also initiated discussions on this matter. The conclusion is that in fact, the God of the Deep Sea was originally a phenomenal god, which originated from the worship of the deep sea. However, due to problems in the deep sea of ​​the bubble world, this phenomenal god was born. At that time, the phenomenon caused experienced subspace fluctuations and produced indescribable changes.

Perhaps, the god who was originally supposed to be born in the deep sea was a bony fish-like god, or something like Anomalocaris, an ammonite beast, or something like that.

Perhaps it was subspace fluctuations that caused the deep sea to interpret "ammonite" as "orange cat"?

This can also explain why the fat orange cat always wears an ammonite helmet on his head.

The owner of the bog-leap fish was thinking. The fish in his hand was frying on the iron plate, giving off a fragrant aroma. The sound of oil splashing made the fat orange cat's belly start to growl.

There are many people in the store today, not only fish-men, but also some stone men who often come here and work locally.

And mermaids. This race had legs when they were on land. They looked no different from humans, except they were more beautiful.

"What is this?"

The fat orange cat pointed at the TV and curiously asked the boss of Marsh Yueyu.

"You can watch a lot of interesting things on TV. It's break time now, and a new program will be broadcast soon. You see, the reason why there are so many people in the store is because of the TV."

"In this world, my store is the only one with a 24-inch color TV."

The Bogwap boss said, and as he was speaking, the break on the TV ended.

The brief snowflake screen disappears and is replaced by advertising time.

If it were an era when television was already booming, advertisements would probably be hated by viewers, but now when TV sets are first sold, even advertisements are watched with gusto.

There have been advertisements in the gaps of several previous programs, some of which are promotions of various churches, and some of which are product advertisements of some companies, most of which come from various magic academies in the Kingdom of Steam and the World of Meteors.

"I've never been to the country of steam. It's a place full of steel. There's no fish to eat."

The fat orange cat licked its paws. The first advertisement was still from a printing company in the Kingdom of Steam, recommending some new magic technology. The advertisement said it was developed in cooperation with the Carpenters Association.

"Is this the union of the Puppet God? The maintenance demons have a very low opinion of them. They say that the runes will be installed backwards and drawn incorrectly, causing short-circuit failures. Can such a machine really be used?"

Someone spoke in the store, it was a stout-looking stone man with coral reef skin.

Clearly, he's been working in the bubble world for a long time.

"Have you ever been to the Land of Steam? The Gray World? It is said that there are several city clusters, and all kinds of steam machinery are very powerful. Do you know about automation? There are large machines everywhere, and even the city can transform! It's like the Iron God's Just like what’s shown in the I Love Inventions show!”

"Hmph, I once salvaged the wreckage of a spaceship in the deep ocean currents. That thing looked like an iron shield. When it was fished out, it kept sending out signals. Later, I couldn't bear to give it a Hammer, it went silent immediately. There’s nothing amazing about alien technology.”

"We can't see Iron Man in this world. Seawater will make steel rust, do you understand? Iron men will feel uncomfortable when they come to this world. I have seen an Iron Man in distress before."

The customers started talking and the atmosphere was lively, while the fat orange cat looked at the TV, where the third advertisement had been played.

But this ad is a little strange.

It was a square yellow sponge, dressed in a chef's costume, busy making some food.

"cartoon?"

The doubtful voice of the boss of Swampert Fish made the fat orange cat turn his head, and the god of the deep sea asked curiously: "What are you talking about?"

"Oh, by the way, you just came here and didn't see the TV. Not tonight, I should say last night. The cartoon "Tom and Jerry" was broadcast very interestingly. The cats in it are even funnier than you."

The boss of Swampert Fish began to tell the god of the deep sea the interesting things about Tom and Jerry. At this time, the customers were all attracted to this strange animated advertisement.

Because the yellow sponge finally finished his food, which was a piece of bread with meat?

No. That thing is glowing.

"Why does it glow! This must be luminous powder mixed with luminous squid!" The coral reef stone man was the first to speak out, and his loud voice immediately attracted the dissatisfied eyes of the surrounding customers!

However, this animated commercial has come to an end, because with this burger as a special scene, the god of impurity and the god of overeating appeared on the TV. The appearance of both gods has changed.

The Impure God is no longer dressed like a mummy, he looks like a mummy version of the old KFC guy.

The god of bulging is no longer the monotonous Pac-Man image, he now looks like a mobile burger made up.

And they told all the audience the name of this new food at the beginning of the show.

"Krab Patty? Is there any crab roe?"

The fat orange cat's eyes suddenly lit up. Looking at the steaming burger, he involuntarily raised the cat's paw like a demon. Then he realized that he couldn't eat the burger directly through the screen, and he suddenly showed disappointment. expression.

However, clearly across the screen, the God of Overeating suddenly spoke:

"It seems that many viewers are already interested in our new food, so next, I will use my magic!"

"No matter how far apart we are in the world, as long as you are still watching TV programs, you will be eligible to taste new foods! Eat, eat, eat, the most indispensable activity in the world is eating, eating, eating!"

Ding!

Accompanied by the strange sound, the boss of Swamp Jumper turned his head. The sound came from his mailbox. Obviously, the God of Food had located the coordinates of the hungry viewers and sent the food to the mailbox closest to them!

Since the God of Inflated Food changed his job to food processing, he has finally found his own position. At this moment, countless people in the universe are praising him.

Seeing the burger being mailed, the fat orange cat was surprised again. He poked his head, tilted his head and purred in confusion.

"What is that? Isn't that a fish? How can a fish make food automatically?"

After listening to the question from the God of the Deep Sea, the boss of Swamp Jumper looked at his mailbox.

It was the mouth of a dried fish.

This fish hangs on the edge of his workbench, like a safe, very sturdy.

"This is my mailbox. Deep Sea Cat God, you have been fishing in the sea for too long. There are many new things out there."

"Do you know about online shopping?"

As the boss of the Swampert Fish took out the burger, the fat orange cat couldn't wait any longer. He licked his face with his tongue like Tom and let out a surprise meow!

The moment he got the Krabby Patty, the aroma hit his face. The fat orange cat took one bite, followed by the second bite almost without hesitation.

The more ugly the food looks, the more it proves that this food is incredibly delicious. The fat orange cat ate the Krabby Patty in two bites, and then showed a dazed look on his face.

When the surrounding customers were attracted by the aroma, they looked nervously at the God of the Deep Sea, and asked all kinds of questions:

"How is it? Is it delicious? What does it taste like?"

"Is there any crab roe?"

The customers were full of expectations, but the fat orange cat was stunned for a while. He turned his head and saw that the boss of Marsh Yueyu also had a burger in his hand. He suddenly showed a greedy expression and asked for it:

"The burger just now didn't taste good. Can I try yours again? Yours looks better than mine!"

"Just take a bite!"

The fat orange cat's saliva was drooling, and his mouth was getting bigger. At this time, the boss of the Swampert Fish showed a wise look.

Swampert sees everything!

"Sorry, stray cats are not allowed in our store!"