The World of Evil God game
Chapter 211 I just pinched you, don’t broadcast it
There is nothing taboo in the universe about talking about revival.
But if you pray to a specific god of revival, the consequences can be dire.
Because of this, many people tried to take advantage of the revival messenger.
Kingdom of Longtail (Ruins).
"God of War, tell me, what if...!@#GuluIf."
"I am Guru! @#%...% prays to the revival messenger, and @W$ # $ hopes that he will revive a civilization where the ancient gods live, then ¥#@The final result¥ # %%... Will the ancient gods win? Or will the revival messenger win?"
The giant dragon lady named Explosion kicked up gold coins all over her body, her mouth was stuffed with gold coins, and her words were unclear.
So much so that the God of War said angrily:
"Swallow the gold coins in your mouth before you talk to me!"
"Don't ask the obvious question!"
The answer to this question has long been known. Dave, an ancient god believer under the Virgin of Sinfire, used his civilization as a shield to try to organize the revival messengers to destroy the world. Not only that, they also blocked the volcano messengers. BUG.
Who has the highest priority?
It’s not an ancient god anyway!
"If the ancient gods were useful, they wouldn't squat in the toilet. They would lend a hand to help you in your moment of crisis, but often the result is that they not only fail to help you, but also drag you into the public toilet."
The God of War has finished another deceased person, and the paladin beside him has opened the resurrection hotspot, and anyone who catches the resurrection signal can be resurrected.
"Hey, you're using the Holy Light wrong!" Miss Explosion swallowed the gold coins in her mouth. She had already eaten countless gold coins. She had the most fun when she just used the vacuum cleaner to sweep the gold coins. , like exploring and hunting for treasure.
"I just developed it. It takes less effort than group resurrection." The Paladin was confident. He felt that there was nothing wrong with what he developed.
Compared to the dragon who uses a vacuum cleaner to find gold coins, and the doctor who uses big explosions to treat the dead, he just develops a new resurrection technique. Isn't this normal enough?
Look at your belly again. You’ve eaten so many gold coins. No, the dragon’s belly is also from another dimension, right?
The paladin suddenly fell into a brief thought.
There were also giant dragons in the Fifth Age. Although they looked different, there was no difference in their huge bodies. So how much did the giant dragons eat every day to be full?
Those dragon knights are indeed very rich. The dragon's stomach is simply a bottomless pit. If you expand your thinking, you will probably be eaten up and bankrupt after marrying the dragon lady for a month, right?
And Miss Explosion's voice brought the Paladin's consciousness back to reality:
"Yes, you said that you were resurrected in the fifth era. Haha, is it true or not? If it is true, how were you resurrected? How much do you remember about the fifth era?"
The Paladin sighed: "I only remember the last battle, but unfortunately, I can't remember who my enemy was, but it was an extraordinary battle against evil, and I still remember the names of my comrades. I Even write a list of their names.”
"As for my resurrection, my consciousness woke up in the darkness, and then a person wearing a white dress with a green flame on her head, who could be roughly seen as a goddess, told me that the new era was full of evil and that my resurrection was needed. Make corrections"
"But there seemed to be something wrong with the contact information she left for me. I contacted her several times later and found that no one answered."
"As for evil, I came right away after seeing what was happening in the world on TV."
The Paladin wisely refrained from expressing his initial thoughts.
When he was first resurrected, everyone looked like an evil being.
Now that I have a basic understanding, I find that they are just a little bit crazy and abstract.
Miss Explosion touched the paladin's head and helmet: "You were chosen to be resurrected by a goddess with a green light on her head? Why haven't I heard of such a goddess?"
"Have you been deceived? Do you know the God of War?"
The God of War beside him fell into thinking for a short time, and then shook his head.
Obviously, the God of War didn't know who this green-headed goddess in a white dress was.
Although the characteristics are obvious, none of the gods in the universe can match him.
Ms. Explosion suddenly shuddered:
"Forget it, don't think about this goddess, you are resurrected anyway, just enjoy your new life!"
"By the way, Paladin, what do you think of my previous proposal? You and I sign a long-term cooperation contract. We will go on missions together in the future. You will be my fort and we will kill each other."
Miss Explosion was still throwing gold coins into her mouth, and the Paladin frowned: "Even if I am interested in dragons, Miss Explosion, I should politely tell you that you are a good dragon."
"Your flight mode is too 'exciting'. Even if I choose a dragon as my partner, I won't choose you. Indeed, I once admired the dragon knight, but now I think my driving skills are not good enough, so forget it."
Ms. Explosion suddenly became anxious. She grabbed her throat suddenly, swallowed the gold coins stuck inside, and stamped her feet continuously: "What do you mean, what do you mean it's too exciting! Dragons fly like this, you know I'm in [Big Dragon" How many grades did you graduate from the Air Combat Academy?"
"I'm an ace pilot!"
The Paladin was expressionless: "I think he is a desperate pilot. Yes, you are the best pilot in your school. Maybe your flight indicator is to hit a building every time you fly."
Ms. Explosion crossed her arms and looked ugly. Then she tried to get away with it and said deliberately: "What a pity. I originally thought that if you sign a contract with me, I will help you buy a handsome new set of armor."
Come on, no warrior can resist the temptation of new armor, it's like a woman buying new clothes!
Miss Explosion secretly thought, this Holy Knight's Holy Light Cannon is so handsome, it must be cheated!
However, the Paladin shook his head: "The armor of the Fifth Age has special meaning to me. Thank you for your kindness. I don't need new armor. It will make me forget who I am."
"Damn it, why don't you get enough oil and salt? I'll give you one set, just give you one set!"
Miss Explosive worked hard to win over the Paladin, but at this time the Paladin received an email.
"[Dear Mr. Paladin whom I have never met but I have met on TV]."
"[With a sincere heart, we invite you to come to our world and join our team.]"
The Paladin began reading the email.
"An invitation letter from the devil? You will be offered 20,000 gold coins a month. You want me to change jobs?"
"Wait a minute, don't I have a job?"
The paladin's brain suddenly shut down for a second, and then began to run at high speed uncontrollably!
If my knowledge is correct, the devil in this era should also be a kind of dark creature, so why would the devil invite the Paladin to work with them? Is this some kind of "blatant trap"?
He thought that a monthly salary of 20,000 gold coins could impress him? Is this a money thing?
Or is it that the devil who sent the invitation letter is a mutant species like those skeleton brothers in the pale world, who can use holy light?
The Paladin originally thought this matter was fraudulent, but when he read the last few paragraphs, he suddenly fell silent and fell into thinking.
The girl's voice next to him interrupted his thoughts.
"I say! You would rather consider the devil's invitation than mine!"
Miss Explosion had sharp eyes and immediately rushed forward to grab the Paladin's armor and started complaining:
"20,000 gold coins are nothing, I can give you 30,000 gold coins, and you can sit in the first-class cabin above me and watch the beautiful scenery of the sky and sky every day! Where can you find such a good thing!"
Paladin: "All your gold coins were stolen and came from evil sources. I took your gold coins to help you launder the money."
Miss Explosion was anxious: "That's nonsense! Why did it come from the wrong place? I obviously picked it up from the ruins! Ask those dead people if they have any objections! If they don't have any objections, then of course the new owner of this gold coin is me. !”
God of War: "Stop arguing, what does a mere 2W salary mean? My salary here is high, why don't you come to my place? I am very optimistic about you, and my medical team needs people like you. If you die, I will I am willing to give you a position as deputy leader in my Legion of Heroes. By the way, there is also a salary. I will give you a monthly salary of 200,000 gold coins!"
Miss Explosion was surprised, and the Paladin was also confused. They both said almost in unison: "Is studying medicine so profitable?"
God of War: "That's not true, quack doctors harm people, so studying medicine is not guaranteed to make a lot of money. If you don't have enough force, you may be beaten to death, and then your bankbook will be taken away."
"Although I don't have 200,000 gold coins yet, I will have it soon and I will pay you your salary directly!"
"Soon a group of very wealthy patients will come to my hospital for treatment. Don't say 200,000 yuan, I will trick them into bankruptcy."
The God of War muttered, and then said: "There is another special patient. This guy is now collecting medical expenses for me. I asked him to wait for me to treat him, but he ran away. Hey, sometimes he will I encountered such a disobedient patient."
"But it doesn't matter. Doctors should correct patients' wrong behaviors and give them correct medical guidance, so that they can receive adequate treatment. As for the money spent in the treatment process, these things are external things. Don't think about it. It’s uncomfortable if you think about it, but it’s not uncomfortable if you don’t think about it.”
Miss Explosion was stunned: "No, you, no, me"
She was confused by the God of War's logic, but the paladin's voice connected seamlessly with the God of War in the next moment.
Paladin: "Oh, it's the ancient god believers you mentioned. This money is for their atonement, so that's no problem."
Miss Explosives widened her beautiful eyes: "He's cheating!"
Paladin: "The God of War tricked people from evil forces, and yours is the stolen money."
Miss Explosion: "Then the gold coins in this country were also obtained by the evil king and the pope. How did they become stolen money in my hands?"
Paladin: "Because those are the people's properties that were looted, and theoretically they should be returned to the people."
"Of course this is only theoretical. In practice, the country's capital has been blown up to the sky. Considering that most of the people in this royal capital were sacrificed to the ancient gods, and the God of War rescued them, the money will only be Think of it as a resurrection fee, and the money that was taken away in the past is equivalent to their ticket to start a new life. "
"After all, the God of War can't rescue them for no reason. Hey, I understand."
Miss Blast was numb, she began to slap herself in the face, and cursed: "Why do I like you! Well, I'll give them all the money back! I'm going to be scolded for making extra money!" The Paladin also sighed: "There's no need for this, Miss Blast, forget it. Forget it, stop fighting." "It's not about money after all!" The Paladin stopped the abstract behavior of the god and the dragon, and explained to Miss Blast and the God of War: "Some morals and behaviors cannot be measured by money. Salary is important, but in my opinion, realizing one's own life value and moral value is more important!" "This has always been my life creed! From my time to this era, even if my memory is a little fuzzy, my will still obeys Live by this creed."
"Just like I came to help the country in the south to restore its independence, I think that country is very great and just, with ancient scholars, beautiful history, magnificent culture and morality, but it was inexplicably destroyed by evil forces and ancient gods, so I came here."
"It's not for money, but for the survival of a civilization."
"Although the other party of the email sent to me by the devil just now is a devil and theoretically untrustworthy, he mentioned in the email that his civilization is facing a crisis of extinction, and a monthly salary of 20,000 gold coins is the greatest sincerity they can offer."
"Although I don't know how true the content of this email is, I think I should still take a look. "
God of War Sudden Ran was thoughtful: "Devil's civilization?"
"Oh, the Devil of Knowledge?"
"This is an incredible civilization."
The Paladin was surprised: "Do you know this civilization?"
The God of War: "Yes, but I know it from the narrations of other gods in the past. The civilization history of the Devil of Knowledge is similar to that of the Dragon Clan. They were destroyed as early as when the Paradise Civilization was destroyed. Oh, I'm talking about the Paradise Civilization, you probably don't know it."
Looking at the ignorant Miss Blast, the God of War waved his hand: "Young dragons like this don't know that although the dragon clan has a long lifespan, the history of some civilizations is even longer and older than the dragon clan."
"Go ask the Magnificent Dragon God, he should have witnessed the magnificent moment when every civilization was officially born. moment, of course, his memory doesn't seem to be very good, maybe he will remember it if he asks a few more times. "
The God of War looked at the Paladin with a serious look: "So, who is the enemy fighting against the Knowledge Devil?"
Paladin: "It seems to be a demon hunter?"
"Sorry, I don't quite understand what this profession means. Is it a job dedicated to destroying magic? If it is a 'lawbreaker', I know something about it. "
But the God of War whispered: "Demon hunter."
"The civilization of the original ancestor. This is a duel between civilizations. The peak civilization that drives out evil things, and the civilization of Gods who are good at creation, both have reached a high node that civilization can reach at the beginning of the Sixth Epoch. "
"But."
The God of War's eyes flickered to Miss Blast's face, and then raised his hand.
Miss Blast was immediately very nervous. She thought the God of War was going to tell some shocking ancient secrets.
As a result, the God of War said:
"But we are still broadcasting the program now, and we can't go off topic, so. "
"The previous part was cut, don't broadcast it! "
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