The World of Evil God game

"The God of War talks so much that I don't even know who it is." The God of Narration complained, and looked at the complaints on the virtual screen. As the oldest and most knowledgeable God, he naturally started to explain:

"The God of the Battlefield, an ancient God of War. After the God of War and Recovery appeared, this ancient God of War entered retirement mode."

All the gods know that there were many gods of war in the past, or because there are too many worlds, the chaotic belief in the god of war in each place gave birth to different gods, and the battle itself is a phenomenon that can easily trigger beliefs——

"Battle, war, tactics, battlefield, victory, retreat, attack, defense, breakout, violence, support, quick battle, conquest, force, thousands of armies, execution, duel, group fight, internal fighting, betrayal, capture. These Most of the messy indigenous war gods appeared in the early stages of the Sixth Age, and at that time they were important members of the fighting force against the ancient gods in various worlds. "

"However, although there is a certain correlation between the authority and name of God, there is no 'inevitable' result. For example, the God of Victory is similar to the well-known 'Last Serpent'. Everyone also often calls that big snake The God of victory."

"However, even the God of Victory cannot guarantee victory. For example, in the Fist of the Gods competition, the Believers of Victory were beaten all over the ground by various means from various churches. This fully shows that although you are very strong, I It’s not necessarily a weak objective law.”

"So, even if the God of Victory cannot win, then the God of Victory will definitely not be able to win! Because you didn't say whether you will win or the opponent will win. Anyway, as long as one wins, it will be enough."

"And for another example, if the God of Retreat changes his name, he may become the God of Attack No. 2. The strategy changes to a backhand strike."

"The god of the battlefield, his authority is the [battle venue]. First of all, a war must be launched in this place, which means that at least two teams with different positions must fight against each other. If there is a fight between our own people in the same position, , this is called civil strife, and places with civil strife are not considered battlefields, and they cannot trigger beliefs and values. "

"There are too many battle-related phenomena, none of which are big enough. They are fragmented and fragmented. The only paradise civilization that can be called the creation of the first cosmic-level war exploded into the sky and slaughtered five ancient people. God didn’t raise a top-notch god of war, but instead he raised a god of roar. Now he can only write some rubbish scripts, and his combat ability is not top-notch.”

"After the universe was stabilized, the ancient gods of war, headed by the God of Battle, were not content with the status quo, because once they stabilized, the value they received would be reduced, so they provoked many local wars of a regional nature."

"Although the gods often beat them conveniently to try to solve these problems."

"But these gods are all perverts. The more they fight, the better they feel, and they feel better when they get beaten. So later on, the gods sent all these gods of war to three fixed worlds to fight in groups."

"This chaotic group battle lasted until the God of War and Recovery appeared. It lasted for about hundreds of thousands of years?"

"In addition, there are some gods with unique authority characteristics, so that although they are related to war or fighting, in fact, even if there is no war, it will not have any impact on them, such as the God of Swords and the God of Shields. Category."

Shang Lin: "?"

Fixed fights in three worlds, eternal and endless battles?

What is Odin's Hall of Valor, where he drinks a lot of wine and eats meat, and then goes into endless battles after eating?

But at this point, he finally understood. Shang Lin said: "So that's it, the God of War. Ah, I'm talking about the God of War and Recovery. He can beat all the Gods of War and force these gods to either transfer their authority or retire early. Or go to the Time Wax Museum early to report, is it all because the God of War is a 'cosmic-level phenomenon god'?"

The reason why the God of War and Recovery appeared is very clear to all the gods.

It was a huge phenomenon created by the common desire of all the wounded in countless worlds and battlefields.

"The emergence of the co-authored God of War was created because these ancient war gods fought every day and too many people were injured?" The white-haired Loli grabbed the point and clapped her hands: "Then isn't this self-inflicted!"

"They used to like fighting, and the more they fought, the happier they were. After the God of War and Resurrection came, the value they got from fighting could not compete with the God of War and Resurrection, so they became unhappy. When they were not happy, they suffered. When they were in pain, they groaned. ah."

"Wow, now I also know why the God of War's hospital always appears in the same world as the Church of Pain. Is pain chasing the God of War, or is the God of War bringing pain?"

After saying that, the white-haired Loli asked again: "By the way, what did the God of Battle complain about?"

Shang Lin: "He said that the new business developed by God of War has seriously affected the meaning of the battle itself, and has now become an outrageous and idiotic game. He demanded that the broadcast of God of War be stopped immediately. If it does not stop, he said not to force him. Kneel down and beg us.”

"Oh, the complaint letter shows up again!"

This seems to be a signal. After the complaint email from the God of Battle appeared, a series of emails were sent from gods that I had never seen before. The content was basically a template. It can be determined that all the emails written by these uneducated guys were They all copied the format from each other.

Shang Lin glanced at it quickly, and the light on the virtual screen flashed quickly:

"All of them are complaints, asking God of War to remove the program, or asking God of War to stop the development of some businesses, and they emphasize that although they can't beat God of War, even in a group fight, they can always lie down in various positions at the entrance of the hospital. Leaving it standing or lying around will affect the hospital's revenue. "

"There was even a letter saying that they would block the hospital door so that patients above the second floor would have to jump from the building."

Hearing these words, the body of the dead god lying on the side twitched and let out a contented sigh.

"Easy to show off."

The God of Roar also shook his body and let out the same contented sigh:

"It's great. After I saw these emails, I can feel the value of those gods. They are shocked, confused, angry, shocked, and don't know where to go!"

"But these gods are already retired and unemployed. Does the God of War's inability to open new businesses really have anything to do with these guys? Are they here to complain and increase their presence?"

"But with so many viewers complaining, it's impossible not to deal with it. Although these guys may have done it on purpose, since they bought the TV, they are my dear viewers."

Shang Lin is the producer and broadcaster of TV programs. Since there are large-scale complaints from viewers, they must be dealt with and cannot be left alone.

As for how to deal with it...

A TV remote control appeared in Shang Lin's hand.

"What are you doing with the TV remote?"

The white-haired loli felt a sense of intimacy when she saw the remote control.

The remote control is used to switch between cartoons to watch!

"Haha, your way of handling these complaints is to turn off the TV background, right?"

The white-haired Loli crossed her arms with her arms crossed, with a look that had seen through everything. She was three parts secretly happy, four parts expectant, and two parts bored, as if she had already gone through the plot in her mind.

"As long as I don't see it, these complaints don't exist. Well, it is indeed a very humane handling method!"

Shang Lin glanced at her in surprise. Just when the white-haired loli felt that he had predicted Shang Lin's operation, Shang Lin shook his head and replied in a strange tone:

"No, why do you have such thoughts? This is a negative way of dealing with it. Although it can temporarily solve the problem at hand, the problem itself has not disappeared. It is still waiting to be solved."

"A passive solution?" The white-haired Loli suddenly became confused: "Then you mean that you want to actively solve these problems?"

"It seems like these gods are here to deliberately cause trouble. How can you actively solve them?"

Shang Lin: "I used the remote control to control their TV sets and actively blocked their signals to completely disconnect them from the Internet."

"The initiative to cut off their network is very proactive. It can be said to be a sincere way of handling it."

The white-haired loli was stunned for a moment.

She wanted to say something, but the words couldn't come out because she was confused.

After finally sorting out the language system for a while, the white-haired Loli held back a sentence:

"I think it's okay to be less aggressive at this time."

"It would be better to forward this matter to the God of War...?"

Shang Lin poked at the virtual screen, and some data appeared on it. He pointed at one of the addresses and said:

"Generally speaking, complaints from viewers will come to me first, and then I will forward them to other gods. However, the viewers who made a large number of complaints this time are not mortals, but other gods."

"So these gods have sent some emails to the God of War. These emails are direct. Mails from gods and gods are generally not intercepted."

"Of course, if you can block it in advance. Then it will be fine."

Shang Lin thought about it, and at the same time some thoughts gradually came to his mind.

"These ancient war gods were beaten by the God of War and Restoration and were forced to retire. So, the "Civilization" series of games and "Stars" are very suitable for them."

Especially the stars, not only can the ancient gods shout that you are too extreme, but it may also allow these ancient war gods to experience an unprecedented fierce battle.

By the way, they can also provide the progress required for resurrection for other civilizations that really need resurrection services. When appropriate, they can be teammates who accompany them or opponents who step on their feet.

A single battle or a group fight can no longer satisfy these idle trouble-seekers, so do you want more, more intense, more magnificent battles?

Come play games!

"You should also send them some invitation emails, they will definitely come."

"Well, that's the end of the matter. Anyway, let's disconnect the Internet cafe first. I'll actively handle the complaint after I send the email."

Shang Lin said this, and then pressed the remote control, as if pressing something terrible.

…………

Deep in the universe, there are three distant worlds suspended here.

These three worlds have been fighting for hundreds of thousands of years. This is a mythical holy land in the mouths of many mortal warriors. With ideals and expectations, they imagine that after death, their souls can drift through the endless starry sky and successfully reach this place. Holy place.

But fantasy time is just fantasy after all.

Reality is often cruel.

After those warriors die, they will basically find that they have not reached the Kingdom of God in their dreams. Instead, they will be greeted by a muscular attending physician who will also force them to study medicine.

We even occasionally tell them some cruel facts, such as... telling them that some of the ancient war gods they believed in have retired, so no gods can stop them from learning medicine anymore!

As a result, the dreams of many warriors were shattered. In their wailing and pain, they believed that legends were always legends and that kind of divine kingdom did not exist.

But in fact, they exist.

However, there is no need to fight now.

The God of Battle looked at the two nests of ants in front of him.

He looks like a man in a tin can, with his entire head wrapped in a heavy helmet. Or maybe he doesn't have an actual head at all?

Because the eyes that appear in the helmet are two red dots.

His body was covered with a bunch of command flags.

He sat on the roadside with a TV set in front of him. This desert sandbox was his territory.

Now, while writing a complaint email, he is directing a fight between two nests of ants on the roadside.

[You have a new unread email! 】

A prompt appeared in the forum login, but the battlefield god's attention was focused on the ant fight.

He did not open the email yet.

Because he was having a heated argument with the ants in front of him!

"What the hell are you fighting! There is a god personally commanding you to fight, so you should completely obey my command! Let me micro-manage, I can make it impossible for any of you to win, yes, maintain a permanent balance!"

The God of the Battlefield is fooling those two groups of ants. The ants seem to have been endowed with wisdom by him. However, as the objects of the endowment, the ants should be full of reverence for the gods.

But now their attitude seems to be getting impatient.

After the God of the Battlefield began to fool him again, a group of ants changed the direction of the battle and began to wave their tentacles at the God of the Battlefield!

"What do you mean, why are you pointing your tentacles at me? Do you still want to kill gods?"

The God of Battle was angry, but the ants were even more angry. The God of Battle heard the voices of the ants. Although these little things were given wisdom not long ago, they could already speak some simple words and sentences under extreme anger!

For civilization, this is the beginning.

It's just that the beginning of the ant civilization here seems to be somewhat lacking in quality.

"What, what does the god Shabi mean? What I command is bullshit?"

"Is this how you treat your gods? I will punish you with divine punishment!"

"Look at my sprinkler. I'm going to use the sprinkler to bring you a big flood! The beginning of your civilization in the future will be that you offended the gods and caused the flood to destroy the world!"