The World of Evil God game

The long night is over, but the thoughts about the future have not stopped.

When the brilliance of the sun appeared in the sky, when people were gradually awakened by the sun's rays, the figure of the god appeared on the TV screen that was in a no-signal state.

The God of Thinking's brain teaser program is scheduled for seven o'clock the next morning.

The original intention of this program is to activate everyone's brains so that people will not spend the day in a drowsy manner. It is also to promote some new products of the Church of Thinking, such as the "Mouth Replacement Mouth" used by the God of Dead Angle. This thing is the Church of Thinking. One of the items prepared for publicity.

It's just that there was a live broadcast accident in the God of Dead End's program, which caused his two-hour mysterious program to be canceled. There was no other way, but the God of Thinking could only modify his own program list and promote it himself.

In addition to the traditional "add money and increase IQ" business, there is a new addition of "mouth for mouth", so that people do not need to be jealous of other people's talents;

The newly added [Despicable Mouthpiece] looks like some kind of duck tongue snack. It is effective for two hours after being eaten. It allows the knowledge you speak within two hours to enter others in any despicable way. brain, and allow the other party to fully understand the meaning.

This product sells more popularly than Zuibizizui.

Many customers have left messages below, saying that they can understand unknown knowledge such as "curses", "ancient languages", "lost words", and "ancient gods public toilet slogans".

The God of Thought is very happy to be able to help everyone.

This product has greatly promoted the integration of cosmic civilization.

The reason why they frequently launch new products is because they have noticed the weird things that God of War has launched in previous shows.

The God of Thinking has not forgotten the hatred from the last "Fist of the Gods" competition. Although it was the God of Sacrifice who used spiritual antiseptic spray to attack his followers, but if the God of War did not sell this product, where would the God of Sacrifice buy it?

“The new product is [Ottagonal Brand]!”

"This prop has no meaning. When you can't answer the question, just use the obtuse card to make the other party 'ignore' the answer to the question!"

"[Memory Bread], put it on a book and copy it, and the knowledge will be imprinted on the bread. If you eat it, you will get the corresponding knowledge. But be careful, the knowledge will be digested and pulled out."

"[Common sense doubling potion], after drinking it, the cognitive strength of common sense knowledge in daily life will be doubled. You have to ask me what effect it has. This may be helpful in some special wisdom dilemmas. It has miraculous effects. You must know that a lot of knowledge and logic are discovered from common sense. If you drink this potion, you will also be a world-famous sage."

"[The Result of Wisdom], this is something that looks the same as an apple, but as long as you eat it, you can skip the 'process' and directly create the 'result'!"

"It is suitable for people who have great imagination but lack the technical skills to make it. It is a necessary product for making black technology items. How does it work? If you ask me, I don't know!"

"[The Wig of Amazing Wisdom], this prop looks like a white wig. Wearing it, you will never be a normal person again. In short, the method of using this prop is that when you are faced with a dilemma where you are helpless, you can Wear it and keep thinking, it will provide you with a definitely feasible solution to the problem, but there is no guarantee of what will happen during the solution.”

"So I might give you a big job, but let's just say the problem has not been solved. Although some people may think that the focus of this thing is to shock the world rather than to be wise, but it can also enhance intelligence to a certain extent."

"[Omniscient and Omnipotent Beard], this prop looks like a black pirate beard, definitely not nose hair. As for omniscience and omnipotence, just kidding, how could it possibly have such an ability? This is just the name I gave to this product."

"The main ability of this thing is 'transcendence', yes, it is beyond you now, so for you now, this thing is no different from omniscience and omnipotence. The higher your intelligence, the higher its intelligence, so Work hard, young man, to increase your IQ.”

"This beard can give you physical flexibility that is different from ordinary people, astonishing predictive thinking, and unrivaled difficult movements. It can even defy some of the laws of physics and help you overcome difficulties in an abstract form. Go through some difficulties.”

The God of Thinking was talking about brain teasers while promoting his own products. Although the Church of Thinking is considered by many to be a money trap, the abilities of these props are genuine and very practical in many aspects!

If you feel that charging money will hurt your IQ, then you don’t have to charge it.

When you realize that charging money does not increase your IQ, your IQ will increase.

As your IQ increases, you will thank the Church of Thinking.

If the Church of Thinking hadn’t tricked you, you wouldn’t even realize that you were tricked.

Perfect!

"Online sales are really good. With virtual express delivery, goods can be sent to all parts of the universe instantly. As long as there is a faith signal tower and any form of mailbox, you can receive the goods."

"The products that the God of Fiction suggested to me before are selling really well!"

The Brain Teasers program made Thinking Church's business boom, and various high-IQ products began to sell out. At the same time, the Brain Teasers program itself suddenly received a large number of "negative reviews."

It can be said that all of a sudden, negative reviews started pouring in!

The reason is that because the interaction was too high, my mind was not clear in the morning. After watching this program, my mind did become clear, but it was not because I used my brain that I woke up, but because I was angry.

Are those brainteasers?

I originally thought it was the same related thinking question as the Mentally Retarded Bar, but it turned out that the God of Thinking came up with something similar to the civil service examination question.

It is so outrageous that after many people answered two questions incorrectly, the God of Thinking came out of the TV and took away their pocket money, declaring, "This is the price for your wrong answers. I want to get your pocket money back." Well, then just add money and increase your IQ."

At the same time, in addition to the booming sales of products in the Thinking God's store, the fictional church's "blue pills" also began to sell out.

The purchase reviews below the store are:

"As soon as the next episode of Thinking Church airs, I'll just pop a bottle of pills and rush in to box with him."

"Brain twister? Brain twister!"

"Charging money may not necessarily increase my IQ, but if I use force to smash his brain, his IQ will definitely decrease. This is the theory of relativity of IQ."

"The Church of Thinking? The God of Thinking? I don't know what it is called. Don't say these remarks that insult my wisdom in front of me in the future!"

In this way, the fictional church also made a lot of money. Miss Malt stretched her waist. It was so early in the morning, and her mood suddenly felt very happy.

Another big sum of money came in!

Looking at the situation inside the church, the guests were noisy until late last night, and the tables everywhere were in a mess. The God of Story was fainted by the God of Pain last night and was rushed to the hospital.

Fortunately, the God of War is not here, otherwise the God of Story would have been cheated out of his money from selling books for a whole year.

Miss Malt snapped her fingers.

The door of the fictional church began to open slowly, and the messy scenes gradually faded and disappeared.

The magic, Recycle, means the recycling bin.

This made Miss Malt sincerely pray to Shang Lin again.

Fictional magic is very useful in every aspect, and it is even more convenient for cleaning.

Some guests had woken up early, and they were among the group of people who had just been watching the brain teaser show. Before Miss Malt came here, their faces were already red and they were very angry.

The church began to be noisy again, just like this steam country, which was gradually waking up.

"Hello, is this a fictional church?"

The noisy sounds all stopped as the new characters entered.

The guests' movements stopped. The thinking god on the TV could no longer come out of the TV to snatch people's pocket money. The time on the program was frozen and stopped moving, and the hands of the clock were stiffly sealed.

All was quiet.

The God of Pain and the God of Man are no longer here. They left temporarily, so they were not stopped.

There are no ordinary gods in the fictional church now.

There is no "ordinary" god.

Yes, except for the restless God who is still playing games in front of the arcade.

"I've killed the BOSS! I've finally cleared Contra, yay! You can start playing the next game!"

“What’s a better game to play next?”

"I can't wait! There is also the civilization competition that is about to start. These things make me so restless that I can't help myself!"

Restless God was wandering around yesterday, and finally returned to the fictional church during the time when the God of Dead End entered the Kingdom of Fictional God to cause trouble, because he walked around and found that playing games was more enjoyable.

After playing with the game console for several hours, the surroundings suddenly became quiet, and the restless God's mirror helmet began to reflect light. He "looked" at the gate of the fictional church, and sure enough, what appeared there was a man whose face could not be seen clearly either. But I know she is a very beautiful woman.

The God of Stillness came very quickly, or rather, it was clearly a concept of stillness. His kingdom of God was very far away from most of the world, and he didn’t know how he arrived here within a few hours.

"Ah, it's you, Restless. How come I can see you as a pervert as soon as I enter the fictional church?"

"You're not wearing any clothes today."

Still God's tone was very disgusting.

The Restless God replied not to be outdone: "You came quite quickly today."

"Why, are you so restless inside? So restless that you need to stop all the guests here?"

All the surrounding guests were stopped in a conceptual sense, and the restlessness in the universe stopped. Of course, the restless God was not angry because of this.

Because part of it is still, but there are still more lives that exist, and the restless value they can provide is much higher than this small part of life.

"I'm sorry, I just wanted some peace and quiet."

God Still and Miss Malt apologized: "Stillness will not cause any harm to them, because I do not have the authority to create, so my power will generally not cause any harm to normal life."

Restless God: "Stillness itself is a kind of damage. It doesn't matter to them if it's still, but don't shut down my game console."

The God of Stillness originally wanted to say something, but in the end she sighed helplessly, because she still had some questions to ask this pervert, so the taunting at the beginning was actually a normal greeting, and there was no need to talk trash later. .

Still God: "I am indeed a little restless, you should have felt it."

Restless God: "I know, Collapse God said it. He said you learned the beauty of imperfection again, and then you started smashing sculptures. Don't learn everything, you should learn more that suits you. Besides, even if you smash those sculptures, it will be the same." "It's strange."

Still God: "Where is the God of Fiction? The show is over. I came here to study at his invitation. He said that he would help me create a group of dependents, and then let me learn how to make correct sculptures from my dependents. ”

"Restless God, although you are very perverted, I have to admit that your accomplishments in creating life are unparalleled. In some worlds, your behavior of not wearing clothes is regarded as the unique aesthetics of the Lord of Life."

"I'm here to learn." She emphasized again, and her tone and attitude were very sincere. The Restless God was even more surprised when he heard her purpose, although it was the Restless God himself who sent her forum account to the God of Fiction last night. Yes, but I didn’t expect

Unexpectedly, the God of Fiction would actually help her create a batch of new lives?

"This really gives me an idea of ​​what he's going to do."

The actions of gods cannot generally be hidden from many gods, not to mention that the fictional god itself has no intention of hiding it from everyone. Although some small disturbances broke out in the fictional kingdom of God last night and a small divine war was fought, civilization The grapevine of the competition, restless God already knows.

And not just because the God of Fiction sent the email—knowing that he likes to play games.

Also, the Restless God is also the Lord of life in the universe, and many beings believe in Him. Just as the Still God said, not wearing clothes is not abnormal, it is "aesthetically unique", and some civilizations even use this I believe that not wearing clothes is the protection of the Lord of life, so everyone should not wear clothes. Not wearing clothes is a truly civilized society!

"What, what is he going to do?"

The Still God asked curiously, while the Restless God raised the game controller:

"You don't need to ask so many questions. I will definitely tell you when I return to the press conference. Come and play a game with me first? This is also for subsequent learning!"

"Create life, no wonder he sent me an email in advance. It seems he wants to borrow my power."

"I should be the champion of this game competition! I can't let the God of Death participate and then let Death win the first place, right?"