The World of Evil God game

"Hum hum."

As expected, the arcade was soon filled with stinky shouts. As for how much value was created in this process, it can only be said that it is difficult to measure!

Moreover, since the God of War team went to the game arcade instead of the hospital, it was already evening, and the group of ancient god believers had also been carried to the operating table.

With excitement and gratitude, they paid huge medical expenses.

“What do the down payment of medical expenses and the interest rate on medical expenses mean?”

"I don't know, but the money paid is generally much lower than the medical expenses in other hospitals!"

"There is still a contract to pay for medical expenses. It is really a regular hospital. The main hospital opened by the God of War is different. That blond guy did not lie to us. He is so conscientious."

The believers of the ancient gods were very happy to be deceived, and they had no idea that they had already incurred huge medical loans. Even though they were tied to the operating table, the doctors continued to sell them packages:

"Now our hospital has surgical activities. If you purchase multiple surgical packages, you can reduce the surgical fees by 15% in total. If you do several fixed packages together, you can get an additional 25% discount on the surgical fees."

As expected, the believers of the ancient gods felt that this was a great deal. Originally, the medical expenses were "cheaper" than they imagined, but now they are able to get medical expenses reduced. Such a good thing must be that God is blessing them and giving them a new life. opportunity, so I happily purchased a large number of surgical packages without any doubt.

The doctors are happy too.

This bunch of people were really wronged.

"Very good, then the next is the first set of surgical packages, the bone scraping and detoxification package. In order to completely cure the disease and remove the contamination of the ancient gods, we need to carry out a large-scale, all-round, and dead-end remodeling of your bones. , from the skull to the toe bones, no detail is spared.”

As the doctors spoke, they took out hammers, steel axes, chain saws, angle grinders, machetes, bandages, plaster, molds, disinfectant liquid, and Ares badges.

"Have you watched the latest show? In order to prevent you from losing too much blood, we also recommend the [Quick Blood Transfusion] package, and if you are not confident about your vitality, you can also purchase the [Forced Life Cycle] package."

Watching the doctors tinkering with the weapons, the believers of the Ancient God finally realized something was wrong. One believer asked with suspicion:

"Please wait a minute, is this operation very risky?"

The doctor replied calmly: "No, there are no risks in the operation."

The believers of the ancient god were puzzled: "Then why."

The doctor gestured: "First, I will use a sharp ax to cut open your head, and then dissect all your flesh. So when I start this operation, you will be dead."

"There is no risk in operating on a dead person."

"Do you have something like a scroll of the undead on you? You can't bring that kind of thing into the operating room. It will stress the doctor."

The believers of the ancient god were confused.

After being silent for several seconds, they all started screaming:

"What are you talking about! Are you going to kill us?"

The leading doctor shook his head quickly: "No, no, no, we are not going to kill you. I am just saying that we will beat you to death before the operation. Beating you to death means beating you to death. Killing you means killing you. Both of them." There is a difference.”

"The difference is that beating you to death during surgery is a prerequisite for surgery, but killing you is illegal."

"Didn't I make it clear? Use a sharp ax to chop off the skull, use a chain saw and an angle grinder to remove contamination on the bone surface, then use a sledgehammer to break all your bones, and finally use bandages, plaster, and molds to reshape your bones. ”

"Oh, this God of War badge, this has nothing to do with you. It's because we are afraid of failure of the operation, so we have to pray when doing this kind of operation. You'd better not provoke us and hold back everything you want to say, otherwise you'll pray If you fail, your bones will fail to be strengthened. If you fail to strengthen, the result will be broken bones, then you can become a mollusk."

"So we recommend that you buy [Forced Life Cycle], because then you don't need to be resurrected, because resurrection potions require a high additional fee, and if you buy this package, you can watch the entire process while we are in a healthy state. Operation."

"And rapid blood transfusion can ensure that your will is always awake and avoid dizziness and mental disorders caused by excessive blood loss, because this package will also summon additional vampires to draw blood. Look, there are seats for all the vampire volunteers over there. Ready."

The believers of the ancient god looked in the direction of the doctor's finger.

There was an ornate silver seat with a huge wooden nail hanging from it, a circle of garlic around the chair, and a basin of holy water in front of the chair.

There is also a sun focuser directly above the chair.

The expressions on the faces of the ancient god believers became very exciting: "You said, those are the chairs prepared for 'vampire volunteers'? Will there really be volunteers?"

Doctor: "Don't worry, as long as you come, you will be a volunteer. We will give them a small gift after drawing blood. Isn't it the same in the universe to give a small gift after donating blood?"

Ancient God Follower: "What do you mean by small gifts?"

Doctor: "Our hospital has just recruited a paladin. The small gift is a Holy Light Pendant. How about it, please be considerate."

"It's okay, you can't die. The vampires themselves are suffering from sun phobia. This is a disease and it needs to be treated. If volunteers get sick, of course our hospital is bound to give them active treatment. Of course, their lives are at stake. The cost of the surgery is Is it important? If it’s not important, why don’t you donate it to the hospital to generate income for us?”

"Okay, you have no problem, do you want to buy a set meal?"

The expressions of the believers of the ancient gods were extremely distorted. They struggled on the operating table, but the doctors directly picked up the ax and said: "Don't worry, we will definitely give you a healthy, pollution-free and pollution-free body." !”

The ax fell, and blood splattered here in an instant. Immediately afterwards, the operating room returned to a quiet state.

"Finally, the patient's mood has stabilized. It was like this for the first time. If you die a few more times and pay more, you will feel that there is no money anyway, so just die. These things are like this. Just think about it. It’s uncomfortable, but it won’t be uncomfortable if you don’t want to.”

"After all, the dead have no opinion."

then.

Accompanying the surgery of believers of ancient gods in the hospital.

In the distant mud world, the God of Death received a transfer of gold coins.

"Oh, the money comes so fast! These people are really rich!"

The God of Death was so angry that he could tell from the constant flow of gold coins how much money these ancient god believers had borrowed!

Then he looked at the ancient god who was pretending to be dead in front of him. The God of Death materialized the bill and threw it in front of him. The half-dead ancient god saw his name written on the bill as "borrower".

After the ancient god fell into deep contemplation, he spoke to the Death God:

"I admit that I borrowed the money, but I have no way to pay it back. So, although they have fled my church, they are still my people until the operation is completed. Is that okay?"

Death God nodded: "So?"

The ancient god took out a yellowed scroll made of unknown materials from the trash:

"This is a scroll made by an ancient civilization. It can hardly be destroyed by divine power or curses, and what is written on it will inevitably become an established fact and indelible. So, I will write a paragraph on it for you."

Of course, the God of Death is not afraid of this ancient god writing outrageous remarks such as "God is dead" on it. After all, if this thing is really effective, he will not appear in the public toilet prison.

However, when the Death God took the scroll, what was written on it exceeded his expectations.

"What is this? A voluntary donation of human soul?"

"In the name of the God of the Infamous Church, in lieu of donation - [Seal of the Infamous God]."

The Death God raised his head with a calm gaze and looked at the Cyclops-like ancient god in front of him.

After being silent for a while, the God of Infamy spoke:

"I heard that after donating the body and soul, some small gifts will be given to the family members."

"I am their family member, and I regard believers as brothers."