The World of Evil God game
Chapter 378 The inherently evil little man in the bottle!
Although most of these various bottle figures can only be used in a specific field, the alchemists are still very excited. Those rural alchemists who came from remote areas to this "alchemy holy land" to participate in the event were in tears, declaring that the future of alchemy is bright!
Sure enough, there are always more solutions than difficulties. Without true omniscience, there will be fragmented narratives. Doesn't omniscience in the field of toilets count as omniscience? It is just bound by a specific term!
Shang Lin whispered carefully and suddenly asked: "I thought of a question. If I now update the method of using the toilet, or create a new void toilet, then is this toilet man still omniscient in the field of toilets?"
I thought this was a difficult question to answer, but the old alchemist stroked his beard proudly:
"The so-called omniscience is omniscient in the known field. Of course, it knows nothing about new toilets, but you can buy the old model. After all, the old model has special services from the man!"
"And, please let me show you the adaptability of these men to new fields!"
The old alchemist gave an order, and the man in the toilet suddenly shouted:
"New toilets are expensive and useless. They are pure commercial marketing and IQ tax. Come and choose the old toilet! The toilet man is dedicated to serving you!"
Shang Lin was shocked!
"Fuck! You are spreading rumors maliciously! Is that how you adapt to new products?"
The old alchemist spread his hands: "The omniscience and omnipotence in the old field naturally rejects new things instinctively, but we also have a solution, which is to upgrade the software of the old model toilet man, that is, to buy our matching special alchemy potion, and then transplant it into the new toilet, so that it can be omniscient and omnipotent about the new toilet."
Shang Lin: "Then what about the information of the old model toilet? Keep it?"
Old alchemist: "Although we really want the little man to have the ability to upgrade on the spot, but the little man The density of information is limited, so after entering the new toilet, all the information of the old toilet will be passively lost. There is no solution yet. "
Shang Lin: "To put it in human terms, it means forgetting everything, right!"
The old alchemist raised a finger righteously: "There is an upper limit to the degree of expertise of life in certain things. The villain can only be omniscient and omnipotent in the field of its corresponding container. Since it is necessary to change a specialization, the specialization points of the old era will of course be washed away!"
Accompanied by the old alchemist's preaching, the cheers of the alchemists below became louder!
If according to the normal definition of life, the villain, who must be attached to the container to exist, cannot be regarded as life at all, but are these "villains" today really the "villains in the bottle" described in ancient alchemy books?
It is said that the villains in the flask cannot come out of the flask because their life form is defective. Once they leave the flask, they will die soon. Of course, this is not the original setting of the villains in the bottle.
Alchemy books are things that were originally proposed by one person at the beginning. Later, during the experiment, it was found that this idea was the hook stone. So he tried to reflect on it and thought that he was missing some steps. He repeatedly added steps and settings. In the end, what he added was the stuff that made the alchemists of later generations look confused!
The original little man in the bottle was a mentally retarded person who could not speak. He was created just to confirm the birth form of life, but later various secondary settings and tertiary settings, including but not limited to adding him "the ability to talk to people mentally, manipulate demons, behead it and drink its blood to transform into animals, take out its internal organs to make people walk on water, give people the ability to control the weather, hide in the shadow corner of the room as a spy to eavesdrop on others, and shoot lasers on his head." Such abilities!
The most famous one is "exchanging knowledge for knowledge". It is said that it knows nothing itself, and all its knowledge is obtained by cheating for free. In this way, it cheats more and more, and finally cheats itself into omniscience and omnipotence.
In Shang Lin's opinion, the little people in the bottle in the original text are not worth mentioning at all. They are nothing more than bragging kings or pyramid scheme scammers. Their methods are not even as good as the thinking god who deceives people to recharge their IQ everywhere.
That is, he was blown into an omniscient and omnipotent true god by the later settings. Now, this hypocritical setting has been broken. When the alchemists tore off their own persistence, they suddenly felt that the world was wide, so they returned to the right path!
"This is indeed a new form of life, although they can only survive by relying on containers."
Shang Lin gave a comment: "But this is not a big deal in the Sixth Epoch!"
A major feature of the Sixth Epoch is that it is too tolerant. All kinds of weird things can survive in the Sixth Epoch, not to mention the new races made by the wrong God with his feet to fill in the values. Those things cannot be born in the serious natural evolution!
As for soul ethics, it doesn't matter. Resurrection coins are wholesaled and still pay attention to this!
"So what about the lifespan of the little man?"
This is an important question. Although the various versions of the little man have many functions, a careful study reveals that this thing is not the kind of truth monster that likes to cause trouble in alchemical books, but rather a "artificial home intelligence" that has been specially commercialized.
I can’t say they are exactly the same, I can only say they are completely unrelated, they just have a different name and setting!
However, there are still iron men in the human service industry, and iron men and robots only need a little electricity or low-quality engine oil to operate. Human services are also quite adequate, not to mention the lifespan is long. If something is broken, just go to the repair station to repair it. , how else can we talk about the ascension of weak flesh and blood machines!
Regarding this issue, it is obvious that the old alchemist has already prepared a response:
"The lifespan of the villain generally depends on the service life of the container. In other words, if the manufacturer of the container produces inferior products, the villain installed inside will also die when the inferior container is damaged!"
"On the contrary, if you use high-quality products, then the villain can live for a long time! Here we have to mention our dedicated supporting alchemy potion, which can temporarily keep the villain alive out of the container, but as the potion The invalid villain will also turn into ashes and die."
This set of rhetoric made several gods present shout that it was awesome!
This. How is this wrong!
There is some truth. The lifespan of a villain depends on the lifespan of the container. How is this unreasonable? This is quite reasonable! But why does this reason sound like a deliberate attempt to shirk responsibility?
Shang Lin: "Very good. It seems that one of the main purposes of your invitation to me is to promote this new product? After all, this is the greatest and latest product of your alchemists in the past hundreds of thousands of years."
The old alchemist's tone began to become distant and rich: "Yes, this is our work that has been polished with hundreds of thousands of years of ingenuity, so we hope you can give him enough attention."
Shang Lin: "I know you have always wanted to use my magical power for free, but I have to say, this announcement is just an ordinary online promotion. You don't really think that I will give someone hidden in the toilet Give the villain the title of saint! Is the toilet some kind of terrestrial kingdom?”
The old alchemist rolled his eyes: "Then let's change the approach. We can let him play games in the toilet and customize a wonderful trip to the toilet. For example, if you are in an emergency, the villain will take the initiative to occupy the toilet. And invite the other party to play a game of PK, and the winner will be qualified to sit on the toilet!"
Shang Lin was shocked: "You are really a genius!"
The old alchemist suddenly looked proud: "That's natural! Alchemists are a smarter profession than mages! They require more talents and ideas! And we can also apply this technology and operation to all villains. In terms of how to use it, for example now, let me take Coffin No. 5 as an example."
Shang Lin: "If you can't win, you will die? Or if you can't win, you will live?"
Are you also the god of death?
The old alchemist waved his hand: "Of course not! These are too simple. One of the functions of the coffin man is that it depends on the last game played by the person lying in the coffin. If the game is poorly played, the coffin will be destroyed." The villain will play this content repeatedly on the opponent's grave, and disclose all the unsightly hidden deeds of the deceased, in order to achieve the effect of public execution and amuse future generations! "
Shang Lin: "You, a villain, can be sold to the God of Death immediately. It's like a birth within a birth!"
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