The World of Evil God game

How could I have such a dream when the Eldar gods sit on the eternal golden throne and burn a thousand psykers every day to suppress the warp?

Shang Lin stared blankly at the idea put forward by the Cursed God in the forum - it started with the toilet and ended with the toilet. Under the operation of the alchemists, the toilet has become a place similar to the "omniscience and omnipotence field", and it just so happened that The message of the original elves will only bring disaster. It is not wrong to say that it is domestic garbage. It is better to flush it directly into the sewer. It should be an incinerator.

But no matter what, this proposal is much milder than the original operation of "Now that the situation is urgent, let us kill the Eternal Messenger".

The price is just sitting on the toilet for a while, at least he doesn't have to be welded to it forever like some big blond guy.

I just don’t know if this gold toilet burns my butt when I sit on it.

Although everyone in the forum is discussing how to deal with this elven disaster, the gods have not all gathered together. The God of Curse is still at his archaeological site, the God of Light and Shadow is still in the Mage Tower, and the abyss is huge over there. You guys have been fighting fiercely with the dogs for many days to protect the books.

[Giant of Light]: "The return of the Obstacle God is just right, allowing us to solve this disaster more easily. The elves are considered a normal race, especially since there are so many sub-races. If the elves disappear, then we will It’s a headache.”

[Try the curse by yourself]: "Yes, in order to fill the vacant ecological niche where a large number of elven subspecies have disappeared, the Error God will definitely work overtime to create some terrible emerging races. This is the real disaster."

No matter when asked among any race in the universe, everyone's comments about elves are that they are "good-looking", "very good-tempered", "their work is normal", "rich and cheerful buyers", "possessed rich and "The long history of civilization", "When evaluating certain historical events, they often say 'I was there'," "the most hated race among history students".

The overall review is still rave reviews.

Even the dark elves, who have a relatively fiery and gloomy personality, are considered a relatively friendly clan in the world they live in. It can be said that these guys are quite good except that they are a bit lazy at playing games and sometimes have a one-sided mind.

Shang Lin thought about the races created by the wrong God.

It cannot be said that everything is problematic.

At least a small part of them are quite normal. Aren't the golden tree people in the world of Stardew Valley quite normal?

Of course, it may also be because this race has just been created not long ago, and the bugs in the body have not yet begun to show up.

[Try the spell by yourself]: "As for the original elves, now you can know why there are only a few words about them in the physical universe and multiple timelines. They packaged everything about the entire race into information, just like .Compressed package, and it’s in an unknown format.”

"This information is the inherited memory, and at the same time, the memory also contains the [ideal curse] that is almost the same as the gods who created the gods. From this point of view, it can be seen that the universe does not have the power to create gods. "

"The reason why all those who have received the [Ideal Curse] can become gods is because of our power."

"As I declared at the Occult Congress a thousand years ago, the essence of life formation in the Sixth Age is curse. Everything can be seen from the state of ancient gods and gods, or it can be said that all mortals are mysterious Living things, whether born of nature or made by God.”

"The naturally born life comes from the mystery of the universe, and the life created by God is mysterious because others cannot understand his information input process, and he himself cannot understand it, but he just likes to enforce it. This kind of I can’t comment on people who do whatever they want with their authority.”

"Now I have a guess about our own origins. Perhaps we also arrived in the Sixth Age from some kind of mystery, or in layman's terms, from some kind of curse or blessing."

"If we follow the laws of the mortal world, that is, according to the first and second laws of occultism, the reason why we are omnipotent is because we are extremely mysterious. If we know our roots and origins, then we will lose our power as gods. , even itself ceases to exist.”

Shang Lin: "?"

Wait, we were just chatting online. We just made some simple analysis of the current situation and past of the elves, but it seems that something terrible was said suddenly!

Speaking of which, although other gods charge a large number of various prices, there is indeed no god who can become God.

No god knows the way to become "God" either.

It's just that it has been spread among the gods that one can reach the realm of God by absorbing enough authority and divinity. However, if quantity can be greater than quality, or if it is so simple, then a new God should have been born long ago - Zhan The God of Recovery, he will definitely be able to force all hospitals in the universe to be owned by him.

Although it sounds a bit outrageous, there are really hospitals that dare to compete with Ares' hospital in the industry. There are many warriors among the gods. Although Ares represents recovery, there are already "medical" hospitals in this universe. gods.

It's just that the name of the God of War is so loud that it makes them look like a small clinic in the countryside.

After all, in the Sixth Age, there really wasn’t much of a pure medical industry. Medicines were monopolized by alchemists, potion mages, and witches. This had been the case since ancient times. Treatment of bruises and battlefields even expanded to include psychiatric and internal medicine and surgery. All have become within the control of the God of War.

Then these medical gods really have nothing to do, even cast resurrection spells. Now the God of War can do it, and there are resurrection coins to choose from. Paladins even have "wifi resurrection" which is so abstract that it is incredible. Healing spells, natural gods can also come in to intervene, and even messy magical spells such as "immortal curse" and "unboxing resurrection" can get a share of the pie here. The medical industry is almost dead.

Shang Lin put away his thoughts, cursed God in the chat room and made many conjectures, but in the end he was almost completely overturned by his conclusion:

"Although I have said so much, all gods cannot be born from the same source. Each god has his own field of adaptability, which is no different from the work industry of gods and even mortals."

"Perhaps, this mystery is just a way to lead us here, just like the gods of the Fifth Age guided the goddess of disorder and sent her to the Sixth Age, even if this mystery is analyzed , we will not disappear, but will”

[Giant of Light]: "Maybe by solving this mystery, we can see the real Sixth Age. This era may also be a movie."

The God of Light and Shadow intervened and expressed his opinion: "If it is just explained in this way, every god can use the authority of his or her own domain to explain the origin of his own birth. It is not even that no god has done this before! The God of Purgatory has always been there The search for the origin of his body has been going on for a long time. If the mystery of himself could be dispelled during the process of research and thinking, then the God of Purgatory should have turned into an ordinary planet long ago. "

"But I agree with your first idea, that is, everyone is a mysterious creature, not a life or god in the normal sense. Perhaps the root of the Sixth Age is just a layer of fog that shrouds us in front of our gaze. Mortals cannot see it. We, who are independent of the system of the universe, cannot understand it. Perhaps they are just like the gods of the Third and Fourth Era. They worked hard to find the Fifth Era, but could not find it. In the end, they all They came to us and made our Sixth Age look like a garbage recycling bin."

[Try the curse personally]: ".I have always thought that our universe is a large garbage recycling station."

[Giant of Light]: "Then I recommend the God of Abandonment to be the next God."

[Fictional God]: "Let's talk about the original elves. If the universe loses God, then the existing order will probably collapse again, and the gods will most likely return to what they were in the legend."

What are the legendary gods like?

At that time, the early gods were not as abstract as they are now. Moreover, there were unlimited fighting competitions, evil gods were causing chaos everywhere in the universe, and even the ancient gods of war who waged endless wars every day could be considered decent people.

But for a particularly powerful ancient god like the God of Narration, no other god can take away his authority even if he does nothing.

[Try the spell with your own body]: "Actually, what I want to express has already been said. The universe does not have the power to create gods. Maybe it feels it is not necessary, maybe it doesn't want to, or maybe it can't do it, so the original elves don't have the power to create gods." Become gods, but they are still distorted by their ideals.”

"The original life was the 'malice of survival', coming from the God of Growth. This part of the ancient history has been revealed by us. Some of the groups of original elves who achieved their ideals became blasphemers, and some began to Contemplating the meaning of life and race.”

"In this process, as we can see in the picture, the original elves were afraid of their own death. The fear of death made them want to get everything they saw. Shay's analysis was basically correct and restored The general history of the original elves."

"How to deceive the universe and make it observe the result of the death of elves? Cut out the disaster and continuously create new elves, allowing their information to be corrupted under the gaze of the universe. The original elves can then recover from the information, decompress it and save it, all in one go. "

"Judging from the situation of the original elves, perhaps we also need to check other races with inherited characteristics. Maybe they also have similar time bombs hidden in their bodies, and the triggering method is obviously due to the 'omniscience and omnipotence' of the alchemists. .Perhaps it should be called 'Half Knowledge'. This time it could be an alchemy toilet, and next time it might be an alchemy coffin."

[God of Fiction]: ".Sure enough, you shouldn't attend their product launch."

[Try the curse with myself]: "My curse will take effect soon. There is only one curse slot on the original elves, and that is the curse given to them by the universe. Although I cannot modify it, the fifth law of mysticism will Effective."

"The fifth law, when praying, cursing, casting spells, and specifying a target, if necessary, try to accurately describe the status, personality, color, image overview, background, place of residence, and possible occupations and jobs of the specified target. , if you cannot complete the above description, you need to leave a blank in a specific area and briefly explain why it cannot be done.”

"The more detailed the writing, the higher the mysterious value when casting the spell. The higher the mysterious value, the better the casting result."

[God of Fiction]: "Oh! I know, isn't this the effect description of our card game!"

When this card is destroyed.

Activate when this card is destroyed and sent to the graveyard.

When this card is destroyed from the field.

When a card leaves the field.

When this card is destroyed and sent to the graveyard due to a card effect!

[God of Fiction]: "So witchcraft/curse/blessing are all based on this principle, I completely understand it!"

[Try the Curse on Yourself]: "No, it can actually be done the other way around. According to the fifth law of mysticism, the more detailed the description, the greater the power, but according to the first law of mysticism, mysticism must be mysterious, and if you write too much, it will no longer be mysterious, so you can also hand in a blank paper, and the object of the curse will be changed to the target's background board."

"I curse you ≠ I want to curse 'you'."

"When we don't say who you are specifically, you can refer to anything. The universe gave the original elves an ideal curse. In order to escape this curse, the original elves compressed their information and history into a compressed package. Now, I want to curse this compressed information package."

"When the record When the memory world is destroyed, the information of the original elves will be forced to unpack, and at that moment they will be generated near the golden toilet, and then their information will be incinerated, because the Eternal Messenger also has the [Ideal Curse]. "

"There is only one curse slot. When the information of the original elves tries to be unpacked on the Eternal Messenger, it will cause the compressed package to be damaged. In this process, the ideal curse on the Eternal Messenger will also begin to automatically correct the history of the elves-things watched by the Eternal will always be like this and become a fait accompli!"

The Curse God also added a sighing expression and said: No matter what, he still believes that the eternal ideal is the best solution to the original curse. This is the best solution he has given after taking a step back.

I should have killed him directly.

[God of Fiction]: "When all the information of the original elves is burned, the history and world of the original elves will be destroyed. Only then will the game be considered to be truly completed. The history of the elves will also be born from the ending of this game. This completion is the real beginning, and the elves will be placed at a certain anchor point in history."

"Anyway, the elves themselves are also secondary creations. Why not create them again? After all, the original characters are too bad."

"When the game ends, the God of Light and Shadow begins to observe and film the observed history. The elves are officially extinct, and the curse of the universe disappears from then on. The next world captured by the camera is simply edited, and it all ends."

So what is the God of Light and Shadow doing?

At this time, in the ancient tower, in the "photographic layer" of the tower, the God of Light and Shadow is sitting on a small stool looking at Lerna's "filmed memory content".

At this time in the memory world, the original elves have been angered by Shuang Xi's accusation. The squirming mud on their bodies, the corrupt information comes from other elves. In the long history, more elves were cut and died. Now this information is released by the original elves.

"If the fruits on this farm are not our memories, then we just need to make them ours!"

"We want to protect our world!"

Although the rule in the garden farm is to force the harvest of vegetables, the original elves do not intend to seriously abide by this rule. The gushing mud information suddenly replaced the "vegetable field", which surprised Shuang Xi and the rainforest elves!

"If the curse does not take effect on the object, then do it with the underlying rules. In any case, as a farm, it must need soil or a plantable area!"

"Now, it's our turn to harvest!"

The mud replaced the soil and gradually swallowed up all the ancient fruits. Shuang Xi and others tried to stop it, but the original elves' arms like tides had already surged from all directions to grab Shuang Xi!

"Pause!"

The God of Light and Shadow suddenly clicked pause while watching the screen, and repeated the playback several times, successfully intercepting the attack of the original elves!

"Fortunately, my hand speed was fast enough to intercept it, and now I can pull it out directly."

"And Lerna, move your camera to the left and give those original elves more shots! The photographic level of memory history is about to appear, I want to go in!"