The wrong host, the evil boss, she is a crazy beauty.

This first-class master is the first-class master in Xiao Wei's mouth who helped him do him a favor and helped Xiao Wei see a yang house feng shui for free.

Xiao Nan replied that he knew, and immediately copied the number of Master Yipin to the clipboard and dialed it.

"Hello, welcome to call Yipinge, my pavilion mainly undertakes feng shui layout, fortune-telling reasoning, name interpretation of dreams, and a variety of scientific unexplained event processing, please select the price range you need to solve the event, more than 100,000 please press 1,500,000 or more, please press 21 million or more, please press 310 million or more, please press 450 million or more, please press 5, special customization price is not capped, please press 6, sorry to disturb, please press the hang-up button..."

The sweet female voice on the phone is still looping.

Xiao Nan turned his head and glanced at Jiang Manbei, and pressed 6.

"Dear customers, please press 1 to come back to life, please press 2 for 0 shopping and 0 consumption in the prefecture, please press 3 for an interview that is difficult to speak, and please press the hang-up button for the wrong hand."

Xiao Nan did not hesitate to press 3.

"Dear VVVVVIP customers, hello, congratulations on becoming the 19,874th interview customer of Yipin Master, there are 19,873 customers lined up in front, please press 1 for 10,000 to 10,000 people, press 2 for 20,000 to 5,000 people, press 3 for 30,000 to 1,000 people, press 4 for 40,000 to 500 people, press 5 for 50,000 to the first place, press 6 for patience, and keep the phone unblocked, We will get in touch with you in order, and we look forward to you becoming a qualified person of Yipin Master, and Yipingo will serve you wholeheartedly. "

Xiao Nan: ....

Jiang Manbei: &%......*#......

Xiao Nan guessed, no matter how you choose, the last step is to send money to the other party!

Ma De liar, Xiao Nan backhanded a report.

Ding Dong ~ A text message came in, which was a prompt text message from the bank.

Your XX bank has received 50000000.00 yuan, and the balance is 50000037.00 yuan.

Ding Dong~ A text message came in, it was the boss of the takeaway company:

"Xiao Nan, this quarter's dividend has been transferred to you, thank you so much, Xiao Nan!"

Xiao Nan replied thank you and called the uncle: "Brother Dong, why has the number of Master Yipin always been a multiple-choice question sent by the robot?"

Brother Dong: "Before looking for him, you have to remit at least 50,000 yuan, and he will contact you only after receiving the consultation fee." Xiao

Nan: "The consulting fee is 50,000 yuan, I really love money, but this kind of scam, the brain has to be simple to be fooled, by the way, Brother Dong, listen to your tone as if you are very familiar with him, help me make an appointment with him, send me my mobile phone after the time and place are set, thank you!"

Brother Dong agreed in a muffled voice, and hung up the phone like a complaint: ...

Xiao Nan, this little cub, is too old and cunning, and he doesn't want to be a simple-minded person, so he instigates him to be a person.

This is to admit that you are stupid and to contribute money and efforts.

Brother Dong sighed: What kind of sin did you create in your last life, and you met such a big nephew.

In the next few days, Xiao Nan posted a short video of a cappella singing on Duo every day, and his popularity became higher and higher.

Shi Mao, who was waiting for Xiao Nan to come to the door, waited for the news that Xiao Nan and Zhou Guochao's new song was released in the form of a live broadcast and rushed to the top three on the hot search list.

"What!! Xiao Nan is on the hot search again? After

hearing the news from the assistant's mouth, he got up from the swivel chair incredulously, and confirmed to the assistant with a somewhat hideous expression.

The assistant took two steps back expressionlessly: "At 7 o'clock tonight, in the live broadcast room of Duoyin Xiao Nan, you don't believe that you can watch on time." Recently

, Shi Maohe, as soon as he encountered Xiao Nan's affairs, he couldn't control his emotions, like he would go crazy at any time, catch whoever bites whom, the assistant has become accustomed to it, and just now, he also gave birth to the mentality of resignation.

The previous little assistant Xiao Nan really looked down on him, and he stood in Shi Maohe's camp, so Xiao Nan didn't like it.

However, since Xiao Nan rejoined the Masked Singer's show, the little assistant found that Xiao Nan really had a lot of shining points in this man.

As a member of the men's gang, he is actually very envious of Xiao Zhu, who can be an assistant next to Xiao Nan.

Assistant: "I've sent you an email for this week's itinerary."

Shi Maohe frowned, staring at the assistant with sharp eyes, as if he wanted to take his anger out on the assistant, he casually picked up the ashtray on the table and smashed it at the assistant's head: "What to retreat, you still dare to hide, today's itinerary is all canceled, find a way to push it to the back, get out." Call the cleaner in. The

ashtray hit the ornament behind the assistant, shattering things to the ground.

After the assistant went out, he called one by one:

"Hello Brother Han, we are in a bad mood today, and today's cover shoot has been canceled!"

Third Brother Han: ... (International magazine, if you can't think of it, you won't come?)

"Hello Director Feng, we are in a bad mood today, and we won't be coming to the crew tomorrow."

Director Feng: ... (So many of our crew members have been preparing for tomorrow's play for a month, and they won't come if they're in a bad mood?)

"Hello Sister Wang, we have been in a bad mood for the past two days, and we won't be in the program group the day after tomorrow."

Sister Wang: ... (The last episode of the reality show ended, and we didn't show up, which made us go to find extras to replace us.) ）

......

Later, it was revealed on the Internet that a well-known actor was in a bad mood and played a big name at every turn, and Shi Mao and Leran Entertainment found out that something was wrong.

The company's efforts to remedy, the blessing of the male protagonist's aura, and Shi Mao and fans' belief in idols, it didn't take long for this matter to fade again.

As soon as Xiao Nan's live broadcast room opened in the evening, millions of people poured in.

In front of the camera, a golden cage is particularly eye-catching.

Yu'er: Sisters, what does this cage mean? Do you know the inside story, solve?

Red Snow White Fox: Chicken coop, it must be bamboo

wind: because it is the chicken brother who enters the cage, is it referred to as the chicken cage?

Book: Hahahahaha...

Men's Gang Leader: Brothers and sisters, don't hold on to Brother Ji, the old iron who doesn't pay attention to it, the likes in the lower right corner are poked up, and we send the southerners to the list Luo

Xi: Anchor, please open the reward channel, my rocket can't shoot out.

At this time, Xiao Nan appeared in an ordinary and simple dress: "Hello everyone, I'm Xiao Nan, it's seven o'clock, I'm very happy to bring my works to you in this way, and I'm very honored, your arrival, I closed the reward channel, thank you for your understanding." Before we begin, I'd like to introduce you to today's special guest, the Pipe Mills Band! The

camera brother turned the machine over, and the band members were still debugging their instruments, and when they heard Xiao Nan's introduction, they raised their heads and greeted the camera.

The years have not left too many traces on their faces, but have polished those faces to be full of mature charm. And the dazzling light shining in the eyes full of stories makes people know at a glance that this is a team with both appearance and strength.

Cool and affectionate: Ahhhhhh

Feng is a phoenix and a crane is a crane: the first time I saw the anchor who closed the reward channel, this southerner who doesn't know the height of the sky will definitely have a loss of 100 million points tonight.

Love money like life: Absolutely, this, my parents like it so much. Now they still have their tapes and CDs at home.

Sitting in Yinbao's arms, he coaxed the flames: The band that refused all the invitations of the program group would actually come to the live broadcast room of the Nanren, and the face of the Nanren must be as big as the TV screen of my house, hahaha...