The Zombie King Wants To Live An Ordinary Life

Lu Ren hung his head and coughed violently, as if choked by something.

"Don't worry, no one will rob you." Yu Pengpeng said jokingly, raising his hand to pat the man's back, "Is it so delicious?"

Lu Ren turned sideways slightly, beckoning to Yu Pengpeng that he was okay, while quietly casting his gaze out the window.

Like a confusing ghost, You You has disappeared.

"What's wrong? What are you looking at?" Yu Pengpeng found Lu Ren's absent-mindedness, "Is there anything on the windowsill?"

"Ah, nothing. I just seemed to have jumped over a cat." Lu Ren lowered his head, eating the lunch in his hand, always feeling a little unreliable in his heart.

He did not believe that You You happened to appear in the conference room, nor did he believe that the scene just now was his own illusion. Obviously, You You's appearance was purposeful, but Lu Ren didn't know it.

Lu Ren could not understand this sometimes innocent and sometimes maddening young man. To him, contacting You You is like playing a mine-sweeping game on a computer. Every click is full of unknowns, and stepping on a mine may be All the game loses.

"What is the educational viewing activity in the afternoon? Is it really okay for the trainees of the two classes to participate at the same time?" Lu Ren looked at Yu Pengpeng.

"This is the first time I have dealt with people in the two classes, and I am also a little worried." Yu Pengpeng's expression darkened. "Although the supervision room will be arranged to maintain order, I am still very afraid of facing those people. ."

Lu Ren nodded slightly. He understood Yu Pengpeng’s emotions very well. After all, not all women are like the heroic Secretary Song, who hide guns under their skirts and throw big men with their bare hands. It is indeed a bit embarrassing for the little girl.

"Lu Ren, are you free this afternoon?" Yu Pengpeng asked softly.

"I still have some work on hand." Lu Ren thought about it and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I want to say... If you are free, can you come here in the afternoon." Yu Pengpeng lowered his head, his face flushed, "If you are here, I might not be so scared."

Lu Ren was stunned, and didn't want to understand for a moment that he and Yu Pengpeng would not be afraid of the causal relationship between the two. And when he saw Yu Pengpeng's face with low eyebrows and a shy face, an extremely bizarre conjecture suddenly appeared in his mind.

Yu Pengpeng wouldn't be...interesting to him, right?

From the behavior and expression of the reaction, it looks very similar, but thinking of Yu Pengpeng's own conditions and various objective factors, this conjecture went around in Lu Ren's rational brain, and was quickly rejected by his own inferred conclusion.

"Well, let's see the time, I will try my best to come over." Lu Ren felt that the atmosphere of the dialogue was a little weird, and deliberately changed the subject, "By the way, what movie are you going to show them in the afternoon?"

"Forrest Gump is an inspirational comedy biography, adapted from the novel of the same name by Winston Glum, which has won an Oscar. I hope they will not give up on themselves and live hard after watching this film. Constantly strive for self-improvement and create their own miracles..."

Yu Pengpeng whispered in his face, the girl's soft and delicate voice was unexpectedly warm. Lu Ren sounded a little flustered. When he was in college, Yu Pengpeng would often share his experience with the members of these photography agencies on weekends. He remembered a group of boys who were engaged in sports and didn't even have a SLR at the time. They clearly knew nothing about photography. , But also because of Yu Pengpeng's sweet voice, his face is full of mesmerization.

In fact, Yu Pengpeng is really a very nice girl. She is beautiful, humorous, stable at work, good at cooking, and has a good temperament. She will be a virtuous and beautiful wife and a gentle and responsible mother. …If you live with a girl like this, it seems that “family happiness and a happy life” are within your fingertips.

"What do I want to do with these things? It's as if others are really interested in me." Lu Ren left the meeting room and walked to the door of the office. He was about to take the key to open the door, but unexpectedly found that the door was open.

"Ms. Wang, are you there?" Lu Ren opened the door and found that there was no one in the office.

"Why the door is not locked, is it because Teacher Wang forgot?" Lu Ren frowned slightly, closing the door of the office, and walking to his desk with some doubts.

Lu Ren stretched out his hand to open the computer chair and was about to sit down. Suddenly, an extremely fierce force hit him head-on and crushed him to the ground.

Lu Ren slowly opened his eyes, he was lying flat on the ground, listening to the person lying on him panting slightly.

"How did you get in? Why did you hide under the table again?" At the moment when he felt someone, Lu Ren knew who the dark shadow was rushing over. There is no doubt that apart from You You, no one here would be so "enthusiastic" for him. Lu Ren's voice was calmer, without any initial surprise or anger. In other words, he has become a little accustomed to the various emergencies brought about by youth.

The only thought that came up in his heart now was that fortunately, he was no longer human, otherwise his standard otaku body could not withstand the "sudden attacks" made by You You again and again.

"I'm waiting for the doctor." The young man whispered in his shoulder, "I want to surprise the doctor."

"This is obviously a shock." Lu Ren looked at the ceiling and said lightly, "Get up from me quickly."

"No, I want to hold the doctor like this all the time and never separate." You lobbied.

"Get up quickly, don't say such nasty words." Lu Ren used his arms to prop up his upper body, and even the young man sat up.

Lu Ren's body was slightly startled, feeling that someone was holding his side waist with both hands.

"Huh? It turns out that the doctor is in such a good figure, and he looks very powerful on his waist." You You's eyes brightened, stroking the powerful curve, and showing a meaningful smile, "It's good, it seems I found it. Treasure."

Lu Ren's throat rolled, and he kept reminding himself that he must not be seduced by the beauty of young people, and the nerves that tightened his whole body squeezed his face.

"Get up." Lu Ren commanded in a low voice.

"Yes, but the doctor has to promise me one condition." You You blinked and said.

"Not everything can be used to talk about conditions? Are you a rogue?" Lu Ren only felt a dull pain in his head.

"Yes, I am." You You admitted that he was very refreshed, and the whole figure hugged Lu Ren like a koala. "If the doctor doesn't agree, I will never let go."

"Can you tell me something? This trick is only used when a three-year-old child wants a toy."

"I don't want anything, I just want a doctor." You You said affectionately.

Lu Ren closed his eyes slightly, the youth's earthy love story really made him undefeated, and if he didn't pay attention...the line of defense in his heart would be easily broken through.

"What are the conditions?" Lu Ren didn't move, and gave up resistance. He didn't have the upper hand in the confrontation with You You. To say that the most terrifying enemy in this world is that the first one is not afraid of death, and the second is shameless, and the young man sitting on him takes both.

"Is the doctor willing to agree? I know that the doctor's favorite person is me." You You said happily.

"I didn't say yes, what should I say first."

"I hope the doctor won't talk to that woman again." As if changing his face, You You's expression became serious and serious.

"What woman?"

"Yu Pengpeng." You You's lips moved slightly.

Lu Ren was a little confused. He didn't expect to hear the name "Yu Pengpeng" from You You's mouth: "Why?"

"Because I hate her talking to the doctor, so I hate it." Youyou's hand gripped the corner of Lu Ren's clothes tightly, and his teeth began to clenched. "Doctor, promise me, OK?"

"She is my colleague. We have to meet every day. How can we not speak?" Lu Ren frowned. He felt that You You's conditions were unreasonable, "Moreover, you have no right to interfere with my interactions with other people—"

Lu Ren took a breath. Before he could finish speaking, the young man's face came up and bit his neck severely.

What a dog thing! Start biting as soon as you go crazy! Lu Ren cursed inwardly, and pressed the opponent's neck tightly, wanting to let the other party relax.

"The doctor belongs to me, I belong to myself." You You didn't breathe until he was almost out of breath, and a circle of bright red tooth prints burned on Lu Ren's skin like a soldering iron, very clear.

Lu Ren pushed the person away, and You You seemed to have no strength to resist, and slammed his back against the table.

Lu Ren opened his mouth. He has not always controlled his strength very well. He was a little worried about whether the young man was hurt, but reason controlled his body to keep him indifferent.

"I am not yours, nor anyone's." Lu held his voice still, and decided to make it clear, "I only belong to myself, You You."

"I hope the doctor only likes me." The young man sat on the floor with his head down, leaning back on his desk, "Is there anything wrong with this?"

"Forcing can't win the favor of others." Lu Ren said, "I don't have Stockholm syndrome."

The youth was silent.

Seeing the other party calm down, Lu Ren tried to persuade: "We are all equal and independent individuals. In the process of getting along, you should first learn to respect each other and be considerate of each other's difficulties..."

"I won't let the **** take you away." You You shook his face and stood up swayingly. Obviously, Lu Ren said something he didn't listen to.

"What did you just say?" Lu Ren almost thought he had misheard. This was the first time he heard Yuyou swearing. Before that, he even thought that the other party could not speak swearing at all. "How can you use such words? Used on women? What did Yu Pengpeng do to you, you want to scold it so badly?"

"**" You You's eyes became cold and sharp, as if there was a blade hidden in his eyes, he repeated it again in front of Lu Ren, "Did you hear clearly this time?"

"Because she provokes me."

"Can you be normal?" Lu Ren looked at the unreasonable youth in front of him, like a vicious dog with red eyes.

You You stared at Lu Ren's eyes. After a while, he suddenly smiled: "**"

"It's crazy." Lu Ren hadn't slowed down yet, and saw You You raised his **** towards him, as if he was deliberately provoking.

"Doctor Lu, I will not only scold her, if she continues to approach you and want to take you away, I will make her live very sad and regret it." You You's expression is already on the verge of collapse," I can guarantee this."

Lu Ren’s body slowly became cold. He remembered the argument between himself and Yu Pengpeng about good and evil. At the time, he really thought that You You were different from others because he had experienced warmth from each other. a feeling of.

So even if the other party has been sent to the supervision room because of violent behavior, he still feels that there may be something unspeakable in it.

But now he looked at the hostile guy in front of him, he was a little uncertain.

Seeing You You turned around and wanted to leave, Lu Ren clenched his hands and said to the back: "If you hurt her, I will resign and leave here."

You You stopped, but didn't turn his head.

"If you hurt other people because of me, then I will choose not to appear in front of you." Lu Ren walked to the young man, he said completely blurt out, he was not sure whether he said it was a threat or not. Know if you can use it as a bargaining chip to control your extreme behavior.

The young man stood motionless like a frozen wooden man.

"You You, don't hurt others." Lu Ren walked to the young man and wanted to say something, but couldn't say it because of shock.

"Go away." The young man rubbed his eyes fiercely, pushed the man in front of him away, and walked out the door.

The office door was slammed by You You. If it weren't for the special human resources bureau to install high-level explosion-proof doors, maybe this door has fallen apart and went on strike.

Lu Ren scratched his hair a little irritably, he wasn't sure...he seemed to make Youyou cry?

The office was empty, Lu Ren was very depressed at this time, and he didn't care about the regulations of the employee code, so he lit a cigarette for himself.

"Is it schizophrenic? How can someone cry while sulking?" Lu Ren was puzzled. He didn't understand why You You showed such a reaction.

Many people are afraid of You You going crazy, but Lu Ren is an exception. He is the "Zombie King", he really is not afraid of You You going crazy, he just feels troublesome and headache.

But when You You started to cry, Lu Ren felt that he couldn't stand it anymore.

Why are you crying? What is there to cry? He clearly didn't say a single word, did he?

Lu Ren exhaled and sat back at his desk. He thought he needed to calm down.

"What is this?" Lu Ren turned around and shook the ashes into the trash can behind him, dumbfounded.

The trash can contains scrambled eggs that You You prepared for him in the morning.

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After putting it in a sealed box for the whole morning, the original yellow scrambled eggs had long lost their freshness when they were just out of the pan. Lu Ren picked up a hard and cold egg and put it in his mouth to chew.

"It's salty." Lu Ren said silently in his heart. In fact, it is accurate to say that You You made this scrambled egg. Not only was there too much salt, but the saltiness was not even.

"But compared to the pot of coke last night, it's not a small improvement." Lu Ren remembered the pan that he had rubbed with steel wire for a long time yesterday, with a helpless smile on his face.

You know that such a box of scrambled eggs is not very delicious, but the young man spent a whole row of fresh eggs early in the morning. He still clearly remembered the look of the young man when he handed the box of scrambled eggs to his hand. The light blue eyes glowed with joy, excited like a puppy caught a Frisbee.

So, why did you sneak back and throw away the scrambled eggs for him in the end?

Obviously want him to taste what he has made?

Lu Ren's hand was empty, he raised his eyelids and took a look, only to realize that when he was blindfolding, he had already eaten the box of scrambled eggs unknowingly.

"Although it's not tasty, it unexpectedly came up." Lu Ren sighed, and finally couldn't worry about getting out of the meeting room, got up and left the office.

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The meeting room of the Special Human Resources Bureau was full of people. Class A was sitting on the left half, and Class B was sitting on the right half. Behind them stood a row of sturdy men in the uniform of the supervision room. Looking at the group of "ferocious men" below from the podium, they smirked politely.

"Dear trainees, good afternoon. I am the host of this educational viewing, Yu Pengpeng. I am very happy to meet you here in the afternoon. You can call me Teacher Yu." Yu Pengpeng hung a microphone over his mouth. , The sweet and gentle voice spread throughout the meeting room, and after she introduced herself, there was a warm applause and loud whistle.

"Fuck, Teacher Yu's voice makes Lao Tzu numb!"

"If I can marry Yu Pengpeng. Damn, this voice must be exciting on the bed. Which man can listen to it?"

"I heard that the new mentor and Yu Pengpeng are getting better, and they often walk together."

"Day! That's cheap! With a beautiful woman like Yu Pengpeng, I have the opportunity to do everything that should be done. It is estimated that the bed sheets have been rolled several times."

There was a loud bang! Yu Pengpeng, who was preparing to play the movie on the podium, was startled. The chair that ran forward flew out somehow, and the man who had just fallen into the imaginary was already lying on the ground in embarrassment.

Hearing such a big movement, the people in the supervision room behind became vigilant and prepared to deal with unexpected situations that might occur.

"Damn! Dog day play—" The man lying on the ground yelled viciously. When he raised his head and met the pale blue eyes of the young man in the back row, he suddenly became dumb.

"What's the matter?" Police Officer Liu walked over from the last row, holding an electric shock baton in his hand, with an extremely serious expression.

"It's nothing, I didn't sit firmly." The man got up hesitantly, staggered to move the chair that took off, and walked to his original position.

"Go away," Yuyou said blankly, sitting in the row behind him.

"But my position..."

"Block me."

The man's face turned pale, thinking about the scene where You You taught Zhou Zhan and Zhang Ziqiang last time, and finally he didn't dare to touch him.

Officer Liu stood on the side and witnessed everything. He was not a fool. He naturally saw that the man did not fall by himself. He looked at the indifferent young man, and thought of what Secretary Song had said to him before, and finally did not pursue it in detail. He nodded to Yu Pengpeng and motioned for the other party to continue.

Yu Pengpeng calmed his emotions, pressed the play button in his hand, and the title of "Forrest Gump" jumped out on the light and shadow screen.

"The boss is so angry today!" Someone whispered into Liu Xiaoyang's ear.

"Didn't you see? Even the people in the supervision room did the same in the boss, knowing that they are in a bad mood, don't hurriedly shut up." Liu Xiaoyang gave the other person a look.

The entire conference room was extremely quiet, and everyone heard the male protagonist’s funny accent with the flavor of the southern plantation.

After a while, the back door of the conference room was opened, and someone hunched in and sneaked in.

"Doctor Lu, why are you here?" The man was stopped.

"Officer Liu, how are you." Lu Ren straightened up and said hello to an acquaintance, "I have finished my work, and come over to see the situation. There is nothing wrong here... there is nothing wrong."

"Everything is normal." Officer Liu said.

Lu Ren nodded, and stood in the back row with the big guys in the supervision room. Under the light of the film, his eyes shuttled through dozens of people's heads, and he quickly found the most eye-catching one.

You You sat in the seat, facing the huge projection screen. With a sullen face, he watched the male protagonist A-Gump perform a series of ridiculous behaviors, while his eyes were fixed on the woman standing in the corner.

The woman looked very weak, and the waste was like a handful of tender parsley, which could be easily folded into several pieces.

Suddenly the woman put on a smile, raised her slender arm and shook it gently.

You You keenly realized something, and secretly looked in the direction where the other party was shaking his hand, and saw the familiar figure whose back groove clenched his jaw together.

"Well, we have finished watching the movie "Forrest Gump". The teacher hopes that everyone can learn A-Gump's self-improvement spirit and simple and optimistic mentality through this movie. Everyone has more or less of them in life. There is one unavoidable defect. In any case, we cannot be willing to fall and give up. As a teacher, I have always believed that human nature is kind and understand your experience very well. I believe that as long as everyone is willing to work hard, we can work together. Overcome all the difficulties at the moment." The lights in the conference room were all lit up, and Yu Pengpeng walked back to the podium to start the final summary statement.

At this time, a very disdainful laugh interrupted Yu Pengpeng's voice.

Yu Pengpeng swallowed, looking at the direction of the voice, a little at a loss: "Is there something wrong with the teacher?"

"I really want to hear it." In the silent interval, someone said directly, "Don't you think that we are all the same as the protagonist and only have an IQ of 75?"

"I, I didn't think so?" Yu Pengpeng was stunned, listening to the strong smell of medicine in the other party's words, and quickly explained.

"Then why do you want to broadcast such a movie?" Youyou sat in a seat with a disgusting smile on her lips, "Because you think all of us sitting here are willing to fall for it?"

"I..." Before Yu Pengpeng spoke, there were waves of sorrows from below.

"Her mouth is hypocritical, but my heart is full of contempt. The teacher's posture is really arrogant." You You leaned back in the chair with a lazy expression, but his eyes looked as though Zhuo Pengpeng could see through, "You really Do you understand us aliens?"

"I understand, I have never despised anyone, I want to help as much as possible—"

"Teacher, have you ever watched "Freaks"?" You You stared at the woman on the podium and continued to ask questions.

Yu Pengpeng certainly knows "The Freak", which was the pioneer work of the early deformity show, but she didn't understand why the youth should mention this money-losing movie that was banned because of the grotesque theme at this time.

"Do you know the end of a'normal' performer who tries to deceive the freak?"

Yu Pengpeng's body cooled down inch by inch. The film "Freak Man" mainly tells the story of the beautiful swing performer, in order to get wealth, united with his lover, and deceived the dwarf feelings of the circus. The swing performer deliberately married the dwarf and promised to accept everything from the dwarf husband and integrate into the world of freaks. In the end, her murder plan failed and the freaks retaliated fiercely.

She faintly remembered that the lying swing performer was finally sawn off his legs, cut off his vocal cords, and pretended to be a birdman. He really became a deformed member...

"This afternoon's educational movie viewing is over. If you are interested in other movies, you can take the time to discuss it later." Lu Ren clapped his hands, and the voice cleared into everyone's ears.

Yu Pengpeng was still standing on the stage in a daze, and Officer Liu led the trainees who were seated to leave in an orderly manner.

You You got up and left, when someone approached and blocked his way: "Wait a minute, I have something to tell you."

"If it's something I don't want to hear, the doctor had better not say it." You You lowered her head, "especially related to that woman."

"Why did you deliberately target her?"

"Because of you." You You raised her eyelids, "The more you defend her, the more jealous I am of her."

The author has something to say: This article will not be very long, thank you to all the cuties who support the genuine, you are all angels.

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