The Zombie King Wants To Live An Ordinary Life

In the night, two figures walked forward one after another against the flow of people. Lu Ren put both hands in his pockets, without squinting, he walked under the secluded pedestrian bridge before stopping suddenly.

Lu Ren glanced at the little tail that was still behind him, resisted the desire to sigh, and took out a cigarette and held it in his mouth.

With a click, You You has already walked up to him with a faint flame.

"Why do you have something like a lighter on your body?" Lu Ren frowned and didn't borrow the other party's fire.

"I just bought it from the mall and put it in my pocket."

"Why do you buy a lighter? Do you smoke?"

"When you are in a bad mood," You You answered honestly.

"Confiscated, the patient can't smoke." Lu Ren glanced at You You's face, took the lighter and lit the cigarette, "It's not good for the body, so I quickly quit while young."

"Doctor, you should have seen my file." You lobbied.

"what?"

"The doctor should know that I am 23 years old." You You's voice was a little helpless, "Not a fifteen or six-year-old underage."

"Oh, what's wrong with Twenty-Three? It's not a little devil." Lu Ren murmured, "I don't think I'm much more than thirty-two."

"Twenty-three years old is nothing great, but doctor, you can smoke at this age." You You sat on an abandoned wooden chair, tilted her head and said, "You can fall in love, have sex|relationships, and you can get married legally, so The doctor and I don’t need to worry about anything extra when we are together. Our love and union are all legitimate."

"Ahem, damn, hem..." For the first time, Lu Ren was choked by the smell of cigarette smoke.

You You slightly tickled the corner of his mouth and walked over and patted the man on the back: "Doctor, your performance is a bit impatient."

Lu Ren shook his head, pulled the arm attached to his back aside, and moved his body a big step outside.

"Wait, wait, don't change the concept secretly, it's all messy." Lu Ren straightened up, his head a little bit painful, "Listen first, we are both men, and secondly I am a doctor. You are a student, and I am nine years older than you. The most important thing is that we have known each other for less than 24 hours. Then you said that you like me and want to... fall in love with me?"

Lu Ren retells these words and feels even more nonsense than the dog-blood TV series: "Don't you think this development is too jumpy?"

"Doctor, what do you mean by jumping off?" You You asked in a daze.

"It's just nonsense, a sharp turn..." Lu Ren scratched his head. I'm afraid that young foreigners can't understand these advanced popular words. "In short, the process of two people getting to know each other is gradual. You don't think you like to say this to an unfamiliar person. Did things like that go too fast?"

"No," You You let out a low smile in his throat, "because I fell in love with the doctor at first sight."

"Hey, if you don't understand the meaning of the idiom, don't use it indiscriminately." Lu Ren's heart slammed, her voice raised a little.

"Love at first sight refers to falling in love with him (her) as soon as we meet. I remember synonyms as well as falling in love at first sight, hitting it off at first sight, hitting it off at first sight..." You You bend her fingers like Jiazhen.

"Okay, okay, the more you talk about it, the more ridiculous it gets." Lu Ren lowered his head. He looked confused, but his heart was as clear as a mirror.

Although he has no real emotional experience, he knows not a lot of emotional chicken soup at all. And what impressed him the most was the phrase that went viral on the Internet in the early years, "Love at first sight is obviously a sensation..."

Although this statement is a bit general, Lu Ren feels that this different explanation is quite dialectical. Combining ancient and modern love stories at home and abroad, it is possible to find the key to this sentence.

The prerequisite for being in love at first sight is to have a good skin bag. Lu Ren has been looking in the mirror for decades, and has been a single dog for decades. It is clear that his average-looking self obviously cannot meet such harsh conditions.

He didn't know what purpose Yuyou said such words.

Anyway, Lu Ren didn't take a word seriously.

"So you are gay? Like men?" Lu Ren was silent for a moment and decided to break through in another direction.

"No, I am not interested in men, nor in women." You You blurted out without thinking, "You are the only person I like."

"Please, don't think of your doctor as a young girl with a spring heart, okay? Who taught you this kind of earthy love story, you will get goosebumps when you hear it." Lu Ren shook the crumbling soot, and began to use the elders. "There are also men who are responsible for their own words. Don't use extreme words like'only' at every turn. You haven't even reached a quarter of your life. Who would believe it if you say so— "

Lu Ren stopped in the middle of speaking, his eyes slanted down, and he found that his left wrist was tightly held by the young man.

Why did you do it again?

Before Lu Ren could speak, the young man had already pulled Lu Ren's hand against his chest, and an uncontrollable affection flowed from the corners of his eyes and eyebrows, "Doctor, can't you really feel it?"

"What do you feel, I warn you not to mess around..." Lu Ren swallowed quietly. He was not seduced by beauty, but was frightened by his sudden cranky thoughts. In this situation, he somehow thought of the strange news that previously reported that beautiful women had slandered public officials. He quickly looked around to make sure whether there was any hidden camera nearby.

"My heartbeat is real, and I won't lie." You You looked at Lu Ren with a very positive voice, "When you took my hand out of the mall just now, its frequency was so fast, there was a deer standing there. Knocked back and forth without direction in the body."

"That's a little deer collision." Lu Ren murmured, but his spirit was really focused on the touch of the left palm as You You said.

A man’s chest|chest is completely different from the female body that Lu Nin’s adolescence fantasizes about. Although it is not soft, the firm texture is full of vitality and elasticity. It is a bit like a custom-made ostrich leather personal sofa. It feels surprisingly good. .

"Doctor, I can't bear you like this." You You's voice became more subtle, "I will understand it as some kind of hint from you."

Oops, careless. Lu Ren shivered, and the seductiveness in his mind immediately disappeared. He pulled his hand back fiercely, and the youth in front of him...like the cherry blossoms of Matsumae Park fell on his face, revealing an itchy and impatient look. .

"You, why are you blushing? It makes me seem to have done something strange to you!" Lu Ren's eyes were erratic, and in order to cover up his unintentional gaffe, he chose to preemptively in a shameless manner.

"The doctor just rubbed me..." The young man's voice was a little aggrieved.

"Shut up, don't talk nonsense." Lu Ren murmured in a vicious voice, and roughly interrupted the sensitive words that the other party was about to say next.

After being fierce, Youyou didn't feel annoyed, but closed her voice obediently.

You You didn't say anything, but it was just his ambiguous pale blue eyes that made Lu Ren uncomfortable.

Lu Ren retracted his gaze and muttered in his heart, how could a big man look more exquisite and beautiful than a girl, it is simply unreasonable.

"Go, are you feeding the mosquitoes here?" Lu Ren pinched out the cigarette butts a little irritably, turned his head and walked on the overpass.

"Doctor, where are you going?" You You followed like a brown sugar.

"Go back to each house and find each mother." Lu Ren lowered his head and looked at the steps he had walked. He didn't bother to care about the form, his voice absent-minded.

"But I have nowhere to go now."

"Sorry me, you didn't say that before." After several confrontations, Lu Ren was no longer easily fooled.

"I didn't lie to the doctor. I lost all the daily necessities I just bought. My dormitory hasn't been cleaned for a whole year, so I definitely won't be able to live tonight." You You explained.

"They are all people who have experienced apocalyptic disasters. They can't live anywhere. They are so squeamish." This time Lu Ren made up his mind to guard against death and never let go. "You are the only survivor in Zone A anyway. You can live in a zombie den. A hero who has stayed for five years."

"Well, I can also go back to my dormitory. But I really want to take a hot bath. In the supervision room, we only allow us to wipe our bodies with cold water, and we can only wipe with one hand and the other. I'm locked up and I can't wash it clean at all. I feel like I'm smelly." You You deliberately pulled the ending sound very long, which sounded pitiful.

"..."

"Doctor, don't be so stingy, I just want to take a bath, you just treat me as if you just rubbed me—" The man walking in front of him suddenly stopped, Yu You seemed to have expected the man's reaction a long time ago, so he closed it with great interest. Voice.

"It's just this time, let's not take it as an example." Lu Ren turned around, stood on the steps and glanced at You You, "Don't mention the previous things."

"Okay." You You agreed with a smile.

Lu Ren's scalp was a little numb, she retracted her gaze and stopped looking at the young man behind him, and continued to stride forward.

"Doctor, your face is red, is it because you are embarrassed?" The young man's curious question came from behind.

Lu Ren touched his face unconsciously, and then retorted as if talking to himself: "Blushing ghostly, how can I be a zombie blushing?"

"Doctor, what did you say? I didn't hear it." You You took a third step and walked side by side with Lu Ren.

"Ask these inexplicable questions again, you don't want to take a bath tonight." Lu Ren deliberately lowered his voice threat, trying to make his words sound more deterrent, "Where do I love to live."

"You're a doctor, I'll listen to you." You You touched his nose, "I won't speak anymore, the doctor, don't be angry, okay."

Lu Ren curled his lips bluntly, and he seemed to be coaxing him no matter how unreasonably he made trouble. He looked up at the night sky a little depressed, only hoping that this difficult day would pass quickly.

So, why would he agree to the other party's request for lodging? What if I don't take a shower one day later?

He really had a brain twitch, and he had just been softened to such a crazy little guy.