Their Commission Pay is Not Right
Chapter 1309:
No, no, this is the 21st century, do some people still think that foxes are easy to deceive?
The little fox is no longer the little fox who was deceived by a piece of fried tofu and couldn't find the north. She is now the son of the Yae God who has both beauty and wisdom.
If you want to deceive the current Yae Shenzi, you need at least one piece of golden fried tofu.
"Chen Luo, your little fox said he doesn't want you anymore." Yakumozi turned to Chen Luo and said.
"She's not my little fox, I'm just in charge of raising her. She's been raising her for so long, but she hasn't even heard a word from the shit-shoveling officer. The closest thing she's ever heard is a dad..."
"Hey!" The little fox threw himself at Chen Luo, then hugged his face.
The little fox is no longer the little fox it used to be. The little fox is more embarrassing now. If other people know that Mr. Yae Gongji, who is both beautiful and intelligent, once called Chen Luo's father, then the Yae **** will not be able to lift his head in his life. up.
【Ding! You have a new commission! 】
"Okay, okay, I got it, I promise I won't let you know about this matter. Oh, really, don't you believe me? Why send another commission?" Chen Luo stroked the little fox said the head.
"..." However, the little fox didn't think Chen Luo's words could be taken seriously at all.
In the eyes of the little fox, the current Chen Luo is like an unscrupulous parent who occasionally wants to be proud of his child's black history, and then gossips everywhere.
Hey, you know what? My child is still wet the bed at the age of 18!
The little fox could trust Chen Luo, but definitely not in this way.
In this regard, Chen Luo has no credibility at all.
Chen Luo kept saying that Yakumozi and Mei Lin had bad tastes, but in fact, in Shenzi's view, Chen Luo's bad tastes were no less serious than them.
It's just because Chen Luo wants to accept the commission, so he suppressed his own nature. If you have black history in Chen Luo's hands, and you are unwilling to issue a commission, then you are finished.
"How is it possible? Am I talking nonsense about other people's black history?" Chen Luo shook his head.
"..."
You obviously have it, you just wanted to say it!
The little fox glared at Chen Luo.
"Didn't you say that? Well, let's not talk about this for now, let's see how much you are willing to pay for the tickets for this game." Chen Luo rubbed the little fox's head and gave it a wave After thinking, he looked at the people surrounding him.
"Is there really such a game?"
"Of course, you can have it if you want." Chen Luo nodded.
"To what extent can it be done?" Gabriel couldn't help asking.
"There are beautiful girls from different worlds, who can fight monsters and upgrade, and the things obtained from the game world can be used to strengthen themselves, and even become monsters to fight. Are you satisfied with this? What else do you want? Let's put it forward together! "
"Can all the requirements be fulfilled?" Ye Yunshang was shocked.
"No, some can be done, and some can't be done."
"Then you still say go ahead?"
"I just want to see what weird requests you have, and then throw the person who made the weird request out of the game." Chen Luo said coldly
Chen Luo is not a universal wishing machine, and even the Holy Grail has wishes that cannot be fulfilled.
So instead of catering to all the impossibilities, it is better to directly solve those who raise the impossibility.
Zi once said: If you can't solve the problem, then solve the person who raised the problem!
"A wonderful thing once, never use it for a lifetime!"
"..."
Chen Luo's slogan was too rough, so that the people in the bar didn't know how to react.
"Okay, you don't need to be so nervous, just say it, by the way, Yakumo Zi, you are not allowed to speak." Chen Luo stared at the keyword on Yakumo Zi's head and said.
【Want to own a mount named Chen Luo】
I ■■ you ■■!
"Why?" Zi Yakumo refused.
"Just because you owe me a Yakumo blue!"
"..."
Yakumo Zi was depressed, standing there with her arms crossed
At first, Yakumo Zi thought that Chen Luo couldn't fulfill this wish, so she sold Lan directly.
As soon as Chen Luo mentioned this matter, Yakumo Zi really had nothing to say. After all, Yakumo Zi didn't want to lose Lan now, but that was her dear friend...
Need to add money!
One game is not enough!
"Can I customize the image myself?"
"Yes, but not in my image, and not in the images of other people in the bar."
"Can I change gender?"
"Yes, but it is not recommended. If you are really interested in the opposite sex, I have similar experience items here, you can try it first."
"What? Is it so scary?"
"Didn't you ask? Why do you look so scared? And are you dissatisfied with your current appearance as a beautiful girl? You can leave your dissatisfaction to me."
"???"
"Why are you so surprised? I mean the patent of appearance, which I use to make dolls."
"You don't have to."
…
"In short, have you finished all your requests?" Chen Luo asked after coughing twice.
"Almost." Everyone nodded.
"Then I'm not going to be polite. Originally, I only gave it to 6 people, Mei, Qiyana, Bronya, Youlandelle, Xier, and Hei Xier. If you want to play this game, you have to add money!"
"Why?"
"You will find out after a while. They are very important!" Chen Luo said.
"Then... I'll give you this horn. Just give me the main body and the silver one, and I'll give you the gold one." Gabriel has already learned how to make full use of Chen Luo.
"Two birds with one stone, right? It's fine, but the golden me can't be summoned right now, remember to owe it first."
"I, I have Lan, I will give you 1% of the control right now, and I can transfer it 100% directly!"
"Master Zi!"
"Okay, then I have myself! I'll give you 1‰ of control rights first, get enough 1000‰ to transfer it immediately!"
"Rejected, it's fine to prostitute me once for free, and you want to prostitute me 1000 times for free?" Chen Luo directly denied Yakumo Zi's idea.
Jie women are not good people!
"Okay, I can get you some power of faith, and which girl in Gensokyo do you want to attack, how about I help you personally? I will give you a spot first."
"... What I want is the power of faith, not that quota, but since you are all bound and sold, then I will not be polite."
"whispering sound."
There is a guy with a heart but no guts.
But having said that, which old antique in Fantasy Township does Chen Luo like more?
Yakumo Zi fell into thought.
Most of the guests in the bar are harboring some rather strange things.
Not to say, rich, but definitely rich in some way.
It's like that although Mona is so poor that she is about to eat dirt, she has a lot of knowledge in her mind. As an excellent astrologer, Mona is also rich in a certain sense.
There are quite a few people who are interested in the game that Chen Luo mentioned, and the cake that Chen Luo drew has successfully seduced everyone.
Even Xiaoshi did not escape this law.
Chen Luo didn't charge too much for these people's tickets, otherwise Chen Luo would be embarrassed for a while, after all...
Anyway, after receiving a lot of gifts and commissions, Chen Luo decided to show them a lot of knowledge.
"These helmets are carefully crafted by me. You will log in to the game with this in a while, but when you enter the game to pinch your image, don't pinch out the appearance of an ancient **** or the like. If you don’t feel well, please be careful.” Chen Luo handed over the helmets that were being projected by Kongkong Wanzang to the crowd.
"Is this what you mean by meticulous production? Specifically, one per second?"
"It doesn't matter, no matter how many seconds he can make one, but he can only come from me, so it is indeed limited. And I really spent a lot of effort to make this helmet. Alas, that Don't try to take it apart, it's too rough!"
"Have you really thought about it? After wearing this helmet, you are no longer a mortal, and you can no longer touch the **** of the world... because you will enter the game world."
"Is there an exit button, if there is an exit button, don't play."
"Papa papa!"
Ye Yunshang who asked this question was slashed three times by Chen Luo.
"Okay, everyone, get ready. You can go in now to set your character's appearance and assign attributes reasonably. After 5 minutes, the game will officially start. After you set up your character, if it's not 5 minutes, you can also log out first. " Chen Luo said after seeing that everyone who wanted to participate in the game had a very beautiful helmet in their hands.
After hearing Chen Luo's words, those bar guests who wanted to try out this kind of VR game that could be played at home, couldn't wait to put on their helmets.
"Huh?" The Herrscher of Knowledge who put on the helmet frowned.
Xiaoshi always felt that the power carried in this helmet was a little too familiar. After he understood what it was for a moment, although Xiaoshi remained puzzled about it, he still entered the game out of trust in Chen Luo.
"Wendy, are you really not interested in this game?" Chen Luo asked the few people in the bar who were not interested in this game while waiting quietly for those guests who planned to play the game to pinch their faces.
Although two-thirds of the people in the bar are now wearing helmets, there are still one-third of people who are more interested in food and wine, such as Wendy and Ling.
"It's not that I'm not interested, but I'm going to let other people go through the thunder first. Based on what I know about you, your tone just now was a little bit strange, Yakumo Zi must have heard it, but Yakumo Zi seems to be interested in I am very interested in what ghosts and snakes you can make." Wendy waved her hand and continued to drink her own wine.
"Judas swears, another drink."
Since Raven, the bartender, was also very curious about the different world, he entered the game and pinched his face, so the job of the bartender fell on Judas Oath and Susanoo.
"Lolo, is it really okay for us to take that special position you mentioned?" Mei asked worriedly.
Mei and the others didn't wear helmets, because Mei and the others can only use their own image, which is also a disadvantage of internal test users, but there will also be benefits after entering.
"Don't worry, just play freely, even if you can't do it well, no one will tell you, just treat it as a real game." Chen Luo said.
"..."
The more Chen Luo comforted herself, the more Mei became worried about her abilities.
Looking at the worried Mei, Chen Luo could only pat Mei's shoulder lightly to let her relax.
Under Chen Luo's personal comfort, Mei's mood became relieved.
With the passage of time, 5 minutes passed in a flash, and 2/3 of the guests wearing helmets in the bar were pulled into a dream by the helmets emitting a strange light.
"Welcome everyone to Midsummer Seaside Amusement Park. Here you will start a month-long grand adventure!" With a flash of white light, everyone's eyes turned to Chen Luo who was standing on a high place.
The sky above everyone's heads was blue like a dream, but this game gave everyone a real feeling in all aspects.
Whether it is the wind, the sea, or the hot sun.
"It's so hot." The angel Gabriel couldn't take it anymore, and then hid in the shade of a tree next to her.
"Why does this game feel so real, and why does it appear at noon when even the cicadas on the trees are hiding in the shadows and chirping perfunctorily?" Gabriel looked at the steaming seaside in Chen Luo's mouth. The city looked puzzled.
"Isn't this the truth you asked for? It's very hot now, right? So do you want krypton gold? If you krypton gold, you can get a one-hour cool halo." Chen Luo took out a bunch of signs and asked.
The sign in Chen Luo's hand looked ugly, but in fact it was quite ugly.
But since it was Chen Luo who said it, maybe this brand can really cool him down.
"Ah, what kind of gold are you talking about krypton gold krypton?"
"Of course it's gold in reality. After all, how can you play the game without paying money?" Chen Luo looked at the people below who had become weak due to the hot weather, as if he was looking at a slaughtered fat sheep.
The number of profiteers has been saved!
Chapter 1275 Welcome to the Golden Garden - Lucky Cat
"Here, this is yours."
"Damn it, what kind of trash game, you'll be paid for it once you enter the game!" Gabriel muttered while hanging up the sign Chen Luo gave her.
And after the sign was hung, a chill came over, making Gabriel feel as if he had gone to heaven in this seaside city that was so hot that it was almost melting.
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