There is a total of one stone in the LPL mid lane, and I exclusively own twelve stones.
Chapter 14 14: The top five trolls in the Chinese server!
"Nami, godfather."
"Where's Nami?"
"Godfather, please tell Nami that you will have a post-game interview later!"
In the lounge, the team leader Xiaoshou trotted to find Lu Yiming and Nami and told them about the interview.
Post-game interviews are an old tradition in competitive sports.
Whether it's basketball or football, there is a post-game interview.
LPL interviews usually involve interviewing two people, one is the MVP of the game, and the other is the one who performed better in the game.
In PE's match against the Royal Family, the MVP was Nami. Nami won the MVP with a record of 6-0-2. Lu Yiming's record was slightly inferior to Nami, only 3-0-5.
But the most eye-catching person in this game is not Nami who won the MVP, but Lu Yiming who made a catch at level 1.
"Ook!"
Lu Yiming made an OK gesture, walked to the toilet, and shouted inside:
"Nami, stop smoking. There will be an interview soon. Come out quickly."
"Wait a minute, I'll be right away!"
Nami held the cigarette in her mouth and took two long puffs before putting it out. He was a bit addicted to smoking, and it felt uncomfortable not to smoke for a long time.
"Quit, you are too addicted to smoking."
"What if we play two BO5s in one day in the future?"
Lu Yiming persuaded Nami that cigarettes are harmful to all but no good!
"Fuck, tell me, why don't you quit?"
Nami rolled her eyes at Lu Yiming, "It's not like you don't smoke, so you have the nerve to ask me to quit smoking!"
“I can’t smoke my lungs, what about you???”
"???"
Hearing what Lu Yiming said, Nami took over and dug into Lu Yiming's trouser pocket.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Smoking can't help your lungs. Aren't you wasting your cigarettes? Give me the cigarettes. Don't waste them because they are expensive."
The wages of LOL professional players are very low. Lu Yiming's behavior of smoking to stop smoking is such a waste.
"I want to eat shit."
"Xiaobai bought this cigarette for me. I love you if I can give you one. Do you still want to take it all?"
"Hurry up and fix your hair!"
Lu Yiming kicked Nami. The cigarette in his pocket was bought by Bai Yejin after he signed the contract with the PE team.
Bai Yejin bought a cigarette for Lu Yiming at that time and told Lu Yiming in a "passer-by" tone:
"Brother Lu, you are about to enter society. If you don't smoke, I'm afraid you won't be able to blend in. I bought you a pack of cigarettes. You can give some to your colleagues then."
Recalling Bai Yejin's instructions at that time, Lu Yiming couldn't help but want to laugh.
This silly girl, obviously she is just a young girl who has just entered college, but she still imitates the advice of people on TV.
"Nami, there is a detail that everyone is very concerned about, and I want you to answer it."
"In your first wave of team battles in the bot lane, your first attack knocked out almost half of Wheel Mom's HP. How did you do such horrific damage?"
The person in charge of the interview today is the commentator Xiaolou. She has short hair that covers her ears and a beige suit that shows off her figure.
Facing Xiaolou, who has excellent appearance and temperament, Nami seemed a little nervous, and even the hand holding the microphone was shaking a little.
"Well, um, I have all attack runes, and I have a 30-0-0 talent."
"It turns out to be a full attack rune, a 30-0-0 violent talent. No wonder your output was so high the first time!"
Xiaolou suddenly realized:
"The choice of talent runes has a great impact on a game. Thank you very much Nami for your answer. I believe many viewers should learn this routine."
Xiaolou changed his tone and focused on Lu Yiming.
So handsome! !
The words in Xiaolou's heart almost blurted out. Lu Yiming, who is 183cm tall and has short hair, looks so handsome, especially compared to Nami who has a killer look and is slovenly. The visual impact is too strong.
"Hello, Godfather!"
Xiaolou, whose eyes were almost heart-shaped, greeted Lu Yiming with the brightest smile. Lu Yiming nodded slightly to express his response.
"It's a pleasure to interview you."
How happy are you?
Lu Yiming wanted to ask back, Xiaolou was talking a lot of nonsense now, and he wanted to finish the interview quickly and go to dinner.
"Godfather, in the first-level team battle, your capture exceeded everyone's expectations. Was this capture design planned before the game?"
"Yes, after I learned that the opponent was the royal family, I designed this arresting routine."
I?
Xiaolou caught a keyword, and she looked at Lu Yiming with burning eyes. The first-level group of the PE team was actually designed by the handsome guy in front of her?
I thought it was designed by Sika, the captain of the PE team!
"It seems that you are very knowledgeable about the royal family."
Before Xiaolou finished speaking, a smile appeared on Lu Yiming's face:
"It's not that I have any research on Royal Family, it's just that Royal Family's ADC conflicted with me in ranked, so I just targeted him during the game."
After Lu Yiming finished speaking, he added:
"I am a person who must follow my words and be resolute in my actions. Since I boasted that I would torture and kill Uzi in Haikou, I must take action."
Hearing Lu Yiming's answer, not only Xiaolou was confused, but also the audience watching the game.
"Damn it, this guy's answer is beyond my expectations."
"Hao Cao Cao, targeting the Royal ADC like this, this is a personal grudge!"
"Can anyone tell me more about the Godfather? I've never heard of him before!"
"Look for the PE team's meager sums. Their meager sums have been introduced."
"Aren't you afraid of offending others?"
"His father? Damn, it turns out to be this troll. This explains why this guy dared to say this in interviews."
"It turns out it's his father. I asked him who his godfather is. He talks so arrogantly. It turns out it's him. That's okay."
"Why do I get more and more confused the more you talk about it? Let's learn more about it. Let's learn more about it."
“There are five major trolls in the national server, and his father is the top five troll. There is no one in the national server that he dares not to spray.
Whether it was professional players, superstar Ruofeng, or other trolls in the national server, his father had trolled them all. The most classic one was when his dad and the black shop Baidi hung up and lost points. "
"Go to the LOL post bar and search for [Professional Players Must-Kill List!]. This post was posted by his father. It records the list of professional players he wants to kill in the game."
"Is this guy so stupid?"
"Wairui, I was still thinking about who the godfather of the PE team is. He fights so fiercely and has so many tricks. He catches people and immediately kills them. It turns out he is his father."
"He is the top five trolls in the national server, and there is no one he dares not to troll. Now this guy is so rude in interviews, which fits my idea of a trolling god!"
If other professional players had answered like this, they would have been criticized by netizens. However, when netizens found out that Lu Yiming was number one in the national server, they couldn't help but laugh.
It is reasonable and reasonable for the top five trolls in the national server to say this!
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