There Is No Afterlife

In Imperial College, the number of teachers and students in the food department is the least, but the school does not reduce the office space of the food department. On the contrary, the office allocated to the food department by the college is as large as the staff office of other departments, occupying the right half of the sixth floor of the whole building. The office of the professor of the food department is really sparsely populated.

Mugan and dobby couldn't help opening their mouths when they came in:

so beautiful!

It's totally different from the office of the Department of life and breeding that I just visited. The office of the professor of life and breeding is exactly what mugan imagined. It's full of desks and chairs, and the professors' articles are scattered on the desk. The senior professors have their own office, such as Professor mulanza, but even professor mulanza's office seems to be full It's just like an ordinary office. At most, desks and chairs look more comfortable.

The professor's office in the Department of cuisine is totally different. The professor's office in the Department of cuisine looks like a natural outdoor environment: the green grass replaces the carpet. In addition to the grass, the office is full of all kinds of plants. There are two very tall trees near the window. The sun is shining on its branches. It looks very comfortable.

Just when two teenagers and a robot were in a daze, a flower flew past Dobby's nose. Dobby couldn't help sneezing!

"Wow! It's blooming Pick up a small white flower from the ground, dobby surprised to lift it to mugan.

"How beautiful For mugan, who was born on a lonely star, flowers are really rare. Even when he came to Bailu star later, he never saw flowers.

Carefully looking at the flowers only seen in the book, Mugen took a deep breath of the moist air with a faint fragrance of flowers, and his whole body became energetic.

"Sigma, you see, it's a flower!"

A small white flower was placed in the mechanical palm. Sigma curiously observed the five petaled flower and put it away. He carefully followed his brother and stepped on the green grass.

"There are cows in the office!" Dobby is the most excited one. This young man who just came to the big city from the countryside can't adapt to the life in the big city. The environment in front of him makes him return to his hometown: "my family is a cattle farmer!"

"Every morning I have to drive my younger brother and sister and a group of cattle to eat grass. I can't go to school until they are full." (← Hello! There seems to be something wrong with this sentence)

"the grass here is really good and delicious." Looking at the green grass, dobby still couldn't help it. After eating it carelessly, he shook his head in a hurry: "this is the teachers' office. We can't eat it."

Funny looking at dobby who convinced himself to be patient, mugan ran to him with a smile.

Dobby had already run to see the only cow in the office.

"This is a bull." He skillfully raised the hind legs of the cattle and took a look. Dobby said to Mugen with great experience: "I can't see what kind of beef it is, but the lean meat rate is very high. It's a very good beef cattle."

As he said this, dobby turned his eyes, opened his mouth and looked at the teeth inside: "this is a young cow. I don't know which Professor raised it. If only he could breed with my sister, there is a serious shortage of good cattle in my family."

"My heifer is beautiful!"

When it comes to things in his hometown, dobby, who is usually shy and doesn't talk much, becomes extremely good at talking.

"I know, but dobby, do you put down the cow first? It looks very uncomfortable. " Finally, mugan reminded him that Dobby noticed that he had lifted up the whole cow at some time. At this moment, the cow was staring at him with big eyes, looking like he was about to die.

Dobby quickly put the cattle back on the grass.

In the following time, mugan and dobby were very diligent in tidying up the office: they carefully shaved the overgrown grass from beginning to end with a trimmer, and the shaved grass was stored aside, leaving the only cow in the office as fodder. Then, they carefully de wormed the two trees in the office. Dobby, who raised cattle and fruit trees at home, looked at them It's a pity to see two fruit trees that just blossom but don't bear fruit. So at his suggestion, mugan, sigma and he hand pollinated the two trees.

"Professors can eat fruit in the office in the future!" After wiping his sweat, dobby smiles happily.

With a body of grass, mugan, sigma and dobby close the office door and go home happily.

What they don't know is: just one minute after they left, the quiet office exploded in an instant!

"Bath! Take a bath! I don't want to have your baby In a flash, Levi, the second chair professor of food department, turned from a tree to a human. He was all green!

"I don't want to have your baby, either!" The big tree opposite him also quickly turned into a human figure, but it was another second professor in the Department of cuisine, blotter.

There are all kinds of human beings in this universe, and naturally there are also human beings transformed from plants. The two second professors in the food department are two vegetative people.In a vegetative world, flowers are reproductive organs.

In this age when it's illegal for vegetative people to blossom in public places, it's rare to have a good sun in their own office. I don't want to break in suddenly. Two dumb kids smell and smell their own flowers. Finally, finally

Finally, I even put my pollen on the flowers of my colleagues next door!

Can you be a good colleague?!

Professor levy and Professor brute were staring at each other for a moment. They went to the hospital on fire.

Levi and brute left, and the office became quiet again. Only the sound of cattle grazing.

Mugan and dobby put aside all the shaving, and what the cow was eating was their shaving.

Eating, the cow suddenly said:

"moo --" chief, you are so delicious.

Embarrassed! What do you mean?! Is it -

"thank you." With the sound of knowing Suo Suo, the non-existent department head touched his head and got up from the ground: "siron, what do you think of my hairstyle?"

Palm away, department long your head completely exposed - new small flat head, stubble is still new, a look is just cut.

Niu, the second professor of Sailun, continued to chew and chew. After a while, he "moo".

"It looks young." Professor Sailon praised your new hairstyle.

"That's good. The student named Mugen has a good skill. I just want to have a haircut recently..." Touch your hair stubble, and you look at ease at last.

"Moo?" Do you think that little Thunder Dragon's words are true? Is their heifer really beautiful?

"Well You can go back and do something about it. "

"Moo!" Good.

So by the time chief professor kurno returned to the office, everything had changed.

"Ah!!!! Oh, my God! My dear little ones who were carefully raised by Levi and Brooke, why did you all leave me Holding a handful of insects in the garbage can, Professor kurno's three heads burst into tears at the same time.

Well, the insect mugan and dobby worked hard to get rid of is actually professor kurno's pet^_ ^

for the office arranged by mugan, the head of the Department and the second professor Sailun gave full marks, and Professor kurno gave zero points. Two second professors abstained and the minority was subordinate to the majority. Mugan was given the opportunity to continue to serve the professors in the future.

The next day, Levi and Brooke took maternity leave, and Professor kurno had to try his best to make up for the shortage of professors. At the same time, Professor mulanza had a big box on his desk.

Inside the box was a big white egg, and beside it was a piece of paper, on which there was a line of big words:

"to Professor mulanza:

delicious egg (with a recipe)"

Professor mulanza could not help shaking.

***

all the colleges with the word "empire" in their names are directly under the jurisdiction of the imperial Ministry of education or the Ministry of military affairs. According to the regulations, the freshmen of such colleges have to go through a period of military training after the beginning of school.

Imperial College is no exception.

The reason why the chairman was elected is actually to prepare for military training, and the reason why there was no military training at the beginning of the school was to leave the students time to know each other. When all departments elected the chairman, the annual military training of Imperial College began.

Before the beginning of military training, the first plenary session of the freshmen's chairman presided over by President Aode was first held in the school.

There are 39 departments in Imperial College, and each department sends its own Chairman to attend the meeting. The 39 chairmen are sitting at the two rows of long tables with the president as the center. They are very impressive!

As the chairman of the cuisine department, Mugen naturally got a place. Sitting next to him was a boy with a very serious expression. Mugen didn't even pay attention to him when he said hello. The other party only asked him which department he came from. After learning that Mugen was a member of the cuisine department, he never looked Mugen in the eye again.

Unlike the cuisine department, which has only 13 students, the mecha department and warship command department of Imperial College are super departments, and the number of Freshmen in mecha department is more than 600! The chairman killed by 600 outstanding freshmen from all over the world is quite different from the chairman elected without pressure like mugan.

"That's the chairman of the Department of mechatronics. I don't like the people of our marginal department." Looking at the scene just now, a boy on the left of Mugen took the initiative to speak to Mugen: "Hello, your name is Mugen, isn't it? I'm Kerry, chairman of the music department. This year, there are very few freshmen in our two departments. During military training, they will be separated. Please take care of them! I like meat. "

"Well Please take care of it. " Stunned by Kerry's last words, mugan immediately shook hands with each other with a smile."I'm Godot from the art department." While Kerry and mugan were talking, another teenager came up behind him.

In the history of Imperial College, the chairpersons of the three departments, whose military training achievements have always been ranked first, second and third from the bottom, finally got together.