There's a skull dungeon attached to my basement
#29 - Women! Women only affect my monster-killing speed!
Fortunately, the coma caused by the overtreatment didn't last too long. In a daze, Xiao Yang was awakened by a knock on the door. Vaguely, he seemed to hear a voice.
"Quick, call the police!"
These words immediately jolted Xiao Yang, and he leaped up from the ground like a carp.
"Wait!"
Subconsciously shouting, Xiao Yang, who had jumped up, finally had time to observe what was happening.
Outside his self-built house left by his grandfather, several elderly uncles and aunts gathered around. A young girl, holding up her phone, was giving directions while taking the lead in raising a small iron hammer, seemingly to pry open Xiao Yang's door lock.
With extreme speed, Xiao Yang flung open his door, preventing the lock-picking from proceeding.
After a period of chaos, the messy situation finally calmed down.
Soon after, in his own living room, Xiao Yang obediently poured tea for each of the uncles and aunts.
To be honest, it was a misunderstanding. It started when an aunt passing by saw Xiao Yang lying motionless on the ground, and then the scene of smashing the door to save someone unfolded.
Fortunately, Xiao Yang woke up in time, otherwise he wouldn't know how bad the situation would have become.
After a long period of hospitality and repeatedly explaining that he was just a little hypoglycemic, the matter was finally smoothed over.
Waving goodbye to the last aunt who was scolding him, Xiao Yang could finally stop his signature fake smile, supporting his waist, he sighed helplessly. He felt that this round was more tiring than grinding in the Skeleton Dungeon for three days and three nights.
But it wasn't good to say anything. After all, these uncles and aunts really cared about him. In this small town, everyone was actually related by blood. Although he hadn't been back for many years due to studying.
But it was finally over.
The moment he woke up, he subconsciously closed the basement door.
Regarding the Skeleton Dungeon, Xiao Yang subconsciously chose to hide it, perhaps because it was difficult to explain the existence of the Skeleton Dungeon, or perhaps because he simply valued the Skeleton Dungeon too much.
Opening the door to the Skeleton Dungeon, the deep, dim corridor reappeared in front of Xiao Yang. After confirming that the corridor leading to the Skeleton Dungeon had not disappeared, Xiao Yang nodded.
Now, it was time to reap the rewards, first, the items dropped by the Dungeon Guardian, and second, the gift box brought by the Dungeon Delver.
These were all things to be happy about, but Xiao Yang was inexplicably still a little anxious.
He hadn't thought about this problem before, but now, thinking about it, if the passage to the Skeleton Dungeon was really fixed to his basement door, then it would be a bit troublesome. Not to mention when he was there, but when he entered the Skeleton Dungeon to strategize, what if someone else broke in?
Could it be that he had to add a lock?
But that was many years ago. Now, the two people were almost no different from strangers.
"What are you staring at the cellar for, Xiao Yang?"
The moment these words appeared, Xiao Yang turned around. Compared to the calmness and embarrassment he had shown in front of the crowd of related uncles and aunts just now, Xiao Yang was now obviously sharper and more dangerous, especially with his big secret being exposed like this.
Don't underestimate Xiao Yang. He had been crawling and rolling in this Skeleton Dungeon for almost a month, and he could be considered to be killing monsters like crazy.
Just one look made the young girl feel a sense of inexplicable fear and shrinking back, subconsciously taking a few steps back, even her heartbeat quickened a little.
Of course, this state lasted until Xiao Yang realized the strangeness in the girl's words, and also his current extremely tender skin condition, and a messy head of hair dyed light pink.
It could only be said that such a combination was really hard to describe in words. In short, it was very strange. These greatly diluted the cold and stern temperament that Xiao Yang had developed in the past month of crawling and rolling, and the danger contained in this coldness.
Wait, cellar?
Xiao Yang was silent for a moment, thought about it, and tried to speak.
"By the way, can you help me with a favor? It's just that, it's just that I can't tell the difference between the sweet potatoes and potatoes in the cellar. Can you help me get some potatoes out?"
Xiao Yang pleaded to the young girl in front of him, making such a nonsensical request. For some reason, the young girl agreed, and with a blushing face, she walked into the basement in front of Xiao Yang.
Yes, she really walked into the basement. In front of Xiao Yang, she disappeared behind the basement door. She didn't even touch the cold, downward-spreading corridor.
Soon after, Xiao Yang had several sprouted sweet potatoes in his hand.
"There are only these, no potatoes!"
Okay, maybe Xiao Yang didn't have to worry about exposing the Skeleton Dungeon for the time being, but he should still add a lock.
Just like that, Xiao Yang took the young girl's sweet potatoes, and then unceremoniously sent the girl out the door.
In the girl's stunned expression.
Objectively speaking, this girl was very beautiful, and she seemed to be a streamer. They seemed to have a childhood sweetheart bond, but how should he put it!
Women would only affect his speed of grinding dungeons. Bearing the title of Dungeon Delver, he would not lose, but he had to go down a hundred floors!
Just like that, a young girl stomping her feet in anger appeared outside Xiao Yang's house.
It felt like using 'straight man' was not enough to describe Xiao Yang.
… … … … .
Huangzhu Village, on the ridges of the fields, at sunset, a girl who was somewhat out of place with such an environment walked on the ridges.
In the girl's raised phone, a series of barrages popped up.
【Streamer, it looks like your spring heart's stirring has failed!】
【It's okay, it's okay, where does this savage brother deserve our Zhen-jie!】
Faced with such barrages, Lin Yingzhen subconsciously began to explain.
"No, no! He's actually a playmate from when I was a kid!"
【So, a childhood sweetheart?】
"Not that familiar of a playmate!"
"And where is there any spring heart's stirring!"
Lin Yingzhen explained while also muttering in her heart. She just wanted to ask how Xiao Yang maintained his skin. She was very tempted by that skin condition that could be broken with a puff.
As for being moved, how could she be moved by that appearance! She admitted that this playmate she hadn't seen for many years had a kind of inexplicable temperament, but with such an unkempt appearance and strange outfit, it was impossible for her to be moved!
Of course! This was a good thing. She could only say, she must not be moved, after all, the Dungeon King would not be troubled by women!
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