There's Something Wrong With My Pirate Style

Hancock scouts spots during the day, apparently to show her pet Sameiro the way.

Relying on the residual smell of Hancock, Sameiro was able to easily enter Li Xiu's bedroom through the half-open window.

As long as Li Xiu falls asleep in the middle of the night, Sameiro can open the door, allowing Hancock to easily implement the night attack plan.

Sounds like a perfect plan, but...

"Laozi's bedroom has an electric door! You can open a fart!" Li Xiu looked at the big snake in his hand, pointed his tail at the door, and slapped it on the forehead.

In the middle of the night, being startled by a big flower snake, whoever caught it would probably feel resentful.

Although Li Xiu's strength is that he can lie here and let Sameiro gnaw on him, and the other party can't hurt him, but ordinary people who have been in the previous life for so long, subconsciously, still have a sense of fear of snakes.

"Hiss~" Sameiro tried to protect his head with his body as if he was about to faint. With this strength, if he was photographed, he could be dragged out to make soup.

"Damn stuff!" Li Xiu looked puzzled, and tied Sameiro into a bow, opened the door, and hung it on the door.

Night attack, shouldn't it be Hancock wearing a light veil, accompanied by the hazy moonlight, the delicate body is looming, and the infinitely beautiful scene? A snake jumps out, who can stand it!

Turning around and returning to the bedroom, he took a deep breath and began to ask Honghou 810.

"Red Empress, why didn't you say something like this in advance."

"Master, I'm sorry, according to human logic and intelligence, if Boa Hancock's night attack is successful, the master will be very happy, so I made the above choice."

"Happy ghost!"

Li Xiu pulled his face, complained angrily, turned over and covered himself with the quilt.

If Momousagi and Reiju are not coming, don't give Hancock a chance to attack him at night, he will just turn around and attack Hancock at night, okay?

In this situation, if you really want to mess around, you can only "take a scoop for three thousand weak waters". As a man with dreams, at critical moments, he still has to endure!

*****

In the early hours of the morning, Hancock quietly walked out of the room, followed the road, walked to the front and back of Li Xiu's door, and saw Sameiro hanging on the door with an aggrieved face, his whole body was messed up

Dragging Sameiro's tail with one hand, she returned to the room with a downcast expression, seeing Sandersonia in her room full of melancholy, she felt even worse

"How will you be here...."

"Sister, why did you come back!"

(cefj) The two uttered their voices almost at the same time, and there was a burst of speechless embarrassment in the air.

As the younger sister who grew up with Hancock, Sandersonia doesn't know what her older sister wants to do today.

Originally, I thought that my sister had finally found her home and got out of the psychological shadow of many years. I never thought that she didn't succeed?

After Hancock paused for a few seconds, he threw Sameiro to the sluggish Sandersonia with his hands, and threw himself on the soft couch, showing a hurt expression.

"Concubine status... Is concubine status rejected?"

Sandersonia stiffly untied Sameiro, who was tied into a bowknot. Hearing this, she felt a little troubled on her face, and tentatively said, "Maybe, Duke Li Xiu misunderstood? My sister's charm has never People can resist."

"Sameiro, what's going on?"

Sandersonia turned her head and asked Sameiro, the big flower snake who had finally recovered.

"Hiss~hiss~hiss~" Sameiro started making continuous gestures again.

It's just that the more it gestures, the more gloomy Hancock's expression becomes. This damned guy actually scared Master Li Xiu?

"Unforgivable!" Hancock grabbed Sameiro's tail with one hand, ignoring the rest of the process, tied Sameiro into a bow again, and threw it out the door.

Sameiro, who was tied up in a mess, stared blankly at the closed door, showing a suspicious expression, sobbing and crying.

This kind of thing is really not to blame!

"Sister, why don't you try again tomorrow?" Sandersonia looked at Hancock, who was dripping to the extreme, and even breathing became difficult [Wu Tiao made a sound to comfort the other party.

"How to try? I am a concubine, I don't know..."

"Didn't my sister like the part about the daughter country written by Lord Li Xiu the most? In this way, when you arrive at Lord Li Xiu's base tomorrow, you can go to enjoy the flowers with the other party first. In the sea of ​​flowers, it is easiest to make people fall in love."

"and then?"

"Then, sister, just hold the Lord Duke's hand, just a little..."

"Yes, but what if it doesn't work? Take over"

"Sister, we have a second plan. Tomorrow, when we arrive at Master Li Xiu's base, you said you want to take a bath, so...that..."

"En"

In the middle of the night, Sandersonia and Hancock have been planning how to take down Li Xiu tomorrow, and even put forward several plans one after another.

Without knowing it, Li Xiu took a good night's sleep after throwing Sameiro away, and when he came out of the bedroom again, Punk Hazard's base was already in sight.

"Good morning, Jixiu dog people."

Not long after leaving the bedroom, Hancock flew to his side like a fluttering butterfly.

"Uh, good morning, we're about to land, let your people prepare." Li Xiu greeted, said something casually, and took Hancock to the deck.

...Master Li Xiu, can I go to enjoy the flowers with you if I want to go?" Hancock muttered for a long while before he summoned up the courage to implement the first set of plans.

Li Xiu heard Hancock's words, looked at the Punk Hazard port that was getting closer, and looked at Hancock's shy expression, and couldn't help scratching his head with his hands.

"That... I don't have any flowers here."

Does Punk Hazard have flowers? Maybe it was a few years ago, and it will be a few years later, but now, it really doesn't exist!

Although Guy's poisonous gas has been eradicated, the biochemical poisonous gas not only poisoned animals and humans to death, but even the plants on the island did not escape.

Want to see flowers? It will take at least two or three years!

"No flowers? Then... can the concubine take a bath here?" Hancock looked at the coastline Li Xiu was pointing at and stuttered. The first plan with the highest success rate just failed like this?

"Bath? Yes, there is a private bathroom on board, don't worry, no one can break into it.

"...I'm a concubine, I don't know how to use it."

"Well, Queen Red, call a mechanical assistant over here."

"Concubine..."

"Anything else?"

"The concubine is fine." Hancock was already dazed, and the big Sonia who was following them wanted Lan directly!

What's the matter? Is this really a man who can write eighteen forbidden novels? I can't understand such obvious hints!

Straight men of steel are not so straight!.