There's Something Wrong With My Pirate Style

Li Xiu pinched his brows with pain on his face, thinking in his heart, should he come to Morgonz and grab a few bird feathers to deal with it? Auntie likes to collect weird things, talking news bird feathers, It should be rare enough!

"Boss, do you need me to go back to the boat to get something?" Robin had a teasing look in his eyes.

Before I kept saying that there is no need to prepare, but now I have lost the chain, it really fits the character of my boss!

"By the way! Robin, you should be able to write ancient characters." Li Xiu looked at Robin, his eyes lit up, and he asked.

"I will indeed write part of it."

"Come, come, write an article." Li sewed out two blank sheets of paper and a signature.

Because this kind of thing is often met with book fans outside, he also has some prepared in the system warehouse, but he didn't expect it to be useful in this kind of occasion.

"What to write?" Robin took a pen and looked at his boss curiously.

Li Xiu recruited Klockedar, who was turned into a toy, and slapped him, and Klockedar bent over and squatted on the ground, showing his flat back.

"Albert Li Xiu! You're going too far!" Locke Dahl stuttered his jaw and choked out a sentence for a long time.

"Don't talk nonsense, it's just a table, and I don't want you to be a duck 320." Li Xiu pushed Ke Locke Dahl's head down, and made Ace and others form a circle to block other people's eyes.

"According to the various historical texts, let's write that the fat woman held a tea party, and she actually wanted to accept gifts. Zhou Paipi didn't pick her like that..."

"??? Who is Zhou Papi?" Robin frowned.

"There's a special landlord, okay, I'll ask after I finish writing something." Li Xiu waved his hand, and then began to read the content.

Ace and the others gathered in a circle looked at the curious gazes from the people around them, with cold sweat dripping down their faces, and they prayed in their hearts, the sons and daughters of aunt, please don't come over at this time.

If my boss wrote this thing, if the aunt's children hear it, the tea party will turn into a scene of fighting on the spot, okay?

Aunt is a dead fat woman? Although she is really fat, who dares to say it directly?

Also, aunt is hungry, can eat any chicken? God! That's aunt! It's not the girl on the street platform, it will kill people to say so!

"The second page is still empty? Well...then add one more thing, use a nine-tooth rake to comb the center for aunt." Li Xiu made nonsense.

Robin finished writing the content (cecj) with a black face. As for the words that she could not write, she replaced them with other words.

If the second person who knows ancient characters sees this, I'm afraid the heart will have blood.

Ace and others surrounding Li Xiu are already dripping with cold sweat. It's too scary. If this thing is leaked out, Big Mom will have to chase them all over the world!

Locke Dahl, who was lying on the ground as a table, can't care less about getting angry now.

Seeing Li Xiu with a satisfied face, blowing breath on the paper from time to time, he was completely convinced in his heart. He has seen bold ones, but I guess there is only one such bold one in the whole world!

"Perfect!" Li Xiu sighed with emotion, dried the ink of the signature pen, and put the two pieces of paper into the system warehouse.

"Duke Li Xiu, hurry up, you are the only member left at the main table." Morgans' voice came from a distance.

Li Xiu pushed Ace and the others away, went up to meet them, and chatted with them with a smile.

The waiter of the tea party guided Robin, Ace and others to the round table on the side of the tea party. A group of people trembled in fear, for fear that what they did just now would be heard by others.

When Li Xiu came to the main table, the loan shark king Du Feld subconsciously moved away from him, for fear that the aunt would get angry and he would get closer and suffer disaster.

Several people chatted with each other, waiting for Da Ma's arrival, no matter how powerful they were in the outside world, no one dared to take the first seat in Da Ma's home court.

At the meeting place, the waiters kept shuttling, and the children of the Charlotte family also appeared to say hello to everyone from time to time.

Perospero, Daifuku, Owen, Compote, Armand, Smoothie...

Li Xiu's eyes were almost blurred, secretly thinking that the aunt can have so many children, who knows how much time this guy spends in pregnancy all year round.

The twelve o'clock bell had just struck, and a burst of unique laughter came from the huge castle behind the square.

"Ahahaha~ Mom~ Mom~ It's time for the tea party!"

Accompanied by a unique tone, Charlotte Linlin, who was wearing a pink dress and a pirate hat and looked like a ball, came out of the castle.

With a festive smile on her face, she waved her hand to greet the children around her. After being overwhelmed by the compliments around her, she even carried her skirt and walked around in a circle.

Li Xiu looked at the high-heeled shoes under the aunt's feet with a dazed face, and secretly praised the quality in her heart. With such a weight, on that pair of small high-heeled shoes, ordinary shoes will turn into powder on the spot!

"Umit, Field, Gibson, Morgans... Mom~ Mom~ are all familiar faces! Oh~ and sweetheart, Duke Albert Li Xiu, you are welcome!"

The aunt greeted everyone with a smile on her face. After the attendant pulled the chair away, she sat on the chair first.

Everyone greeted the aunt familiarly. Accompanied by the melodious music, the scene of the tea party was filled with a festive atmosphere.

Li Xiu's cheeks twitched. The name "little sweetheart" almost made him spit out the last night's meal. To be called "little sweetheart" by this kind of old woman is simply a disaster!

Kaka~

There was a sound of orderly formation, and the crowd in the venue consciously moved out of the way.

The chess soldier, holding a photo of the nun Carmelites, went straight to the main table and put the photo frame on the main table.

"Nun~" Aunt looked at the photo of the nun, her face was flushed like a little girl, her eyes were full of happiness and excitement.

Li Xiu shivered. To be honest, he really couldn't bear the big mom's expression like this!

Looking at the photo of the nun on the table, he scratched the tip of his nose with one hand.

It is said that when the nun was young, she was also a beautiful woman. She wanted to have a figure and a face, but the appearance in this photo...

"Suiyue, the butcher's knife, seems to be particularly ruthless towards human traffickers!" Li Xiu complained in his heart. To be honest, the old lady in the photo is really ugly!

Although the setting of being eaten by the aunt is really a bit cheating. But thinking that the other party is a human trafficker, it makes people feel that no matter how miserable the death is, it is justified.

"Everyone sit down, the tea party is about to begin! Mom~ Mom~" the aunt smiled again and squeezed all the fat into a pile!.